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True Story - 11/11/2008 8:51:31 PM

MistresseLotus

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I was feeling sore from rearranging the furniture yesterday evening, so I thought a quick massage at the salon before my other appointment would fix me up before our trip. So I called. When the salon is busy, any calls go directly to voice mail and they call you back when they come back to the desk.

I began to leave my message when Chuck (my cat) decided to take a close look at the birds. Petey (my cockatiel) had gotten down to the bottom of the playpen with Pan *my parrot) at the top making sure he stayed there (just fluffing in display) and there was Chuck in his "Come to Poppa!" pose, poised below Petey. Now, that being said; here is the message I left:

"Hi.. this is Susan. I see Catharyn at 1:00 PM for a waxing and want to see if the massuse would be able to see me for a quick neck and shou..

{"stop.. stop it Chuck. Get back!"} (in a hushed whisper)

".. my neck and shoulder just before I see…"

{"NO CHUCK! STOP IT!!! No!!!!! STOP!!"}

-CLICK-

(at which point I hung up the phone and rescued the bird)

. (… and, yes, I did call back afterward to speak to a person and explain what was going on for which the receptionist said she was grateful as she pondered if she needed to call the police to come to my aid).

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RE: True Story - 11/11/2008 8:52:45 PM

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Excellent!

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RE: True Story - 11/11/2008 10:13:16 PM

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LMAO!!! I hate leaving messages... because they usually sound like that... lol

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RE: True Story - 11/12/2008 8:52:47 AM

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LMAO ... superb ... would have loved to see the face when that message was listened to ... giggles

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RE: True Story - 11/12/2008 5:32:37 PM

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Yeah, we have a lot of that around here - although, with our pet names, it's a bit harder for people to mistake that we are yelling at people LOL

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RE: True Story - 11/12/2008 8:17:56 PM

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LOL

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RE: True Story - 11/13/2008 11:53:20 AM

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lol, good story:)

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RE: True Story - 11/14/2008 10:14:20 AM

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Great story.

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RE: True Story - 11/14/2008 10:59:40 AM

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you have me beat. the best call i ever made was to a dr's office with my active 2 yr old running wild: Hi this is Holly and i'd like to know if you would GET THAT OUT OF YOUR NOSE RIGHT NOW!!!!

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RE: True Story - 11/14/2008 11:03:43 AM

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LMAO Holly!!!!! That's GREAT! I have called people and as they pick up, be screaming "WHY DID YOU PEE YOUR PANTS AGAIN?!?! You're a big boy! You shouldn't be doing that!" to hear on the other end "Ummmmmmmmmmmm............................?"

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RE: True Story - 11/15/2008 1:00:13 AM

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Could someone tell me what LMAO stands for?

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RE: True Story - 11/15/2008 1:23:13 AM

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Laugh.... my ass off.

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RE: True Story - 11/15/2008 1:29:22 AM

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LMAO!!!

Thank you MistresseLotus, that's priceless!

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RE: True Story - 11/15/2008 7:03:36 PM

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to Holly and MarksFG: Thanks for your contributions.. those were great!

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