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sunshinemiss -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 10:43:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance I read your profile and have a few things to point out. Dominant females, so-called or otherwise, don't typically seek out men who list themselves as dominants. No limit submissives don't typically seek out dominants who are only interested in the wham-bam-no-thank-you-ma'am approach to BDSM. Men who demand phone #'s and email addresses IN their profiles, typically come across as horndogs looking to score some ass and nothing else. Pissy, whiney, generalizing horndogs don't usually attract much of anything except some snark fodder. Now, notice I said usually or typically. So, you have people out there who may be interested in what you are looking for but you took an already small pond and turned it into a rain puddle, per your interests, and then muddied that puddle by stomping around in it with this post. Good luck with that. WinD dang... remind me to always be clear with you.

Dnomyar -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 10:43:34 AM)
Hey I want to see what color jezz's panties are.

jezzabelle -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 10:51:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Dnomyar Hey I want to see what color jezz's panties are. You mean I was supposed to be wearing some??[sm=ofcourse.gif] I thought the subbie rule book said no panties? Damnit, how old is this book anyhow?

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 10:56:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss quote: ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance I read your profile and have a few things to point out. Dominant females, so-called or otherwise, don't typically seek out men who list themselves as dominants. No limit submissives don't typically seek out dominants who are only interested in the wham-bam-no-thank-you-ma'am approach to BDSM. Men who demand phone #'s and email addresses IN their profiles, typically come across as horndogs looking to score some ass and nothing else. Pissy, whiney, generalizing horndogs don't usually attract much of anything except some snark fodder. Now, notice I said usually or typically. So, you have people out there who may be interested in what you are looking for but you took an already small pond and turned it into a rain puddle, per your interests, and then muddied that puddle by stomping around in it with this post. Good luck with that. WinD dang... remind me to always be clear with you. Yikes, I was too harsh, wasn't I? [&o]

sunshinemiss -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 10:57:35 AM)
not a bit. you were right on the money.

sunshinemiss -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 11:01:00 AM)
I myself think that if you have to make everything an exclamation, welll... lemme just say, I can't hear you when you are yelling.

stella41b -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 1:28:46 PM)
We'll be singing, when he's domming We'll be singing I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom Trolling the night away Trolling the night away He seeks a blondie sub, he seeks a brunette sub He seeks a redhead sub, he seeks also any domme He seeks some ass that will give him good times He seeks some ass that will give him better times He says we're fakes Says we're fakes Says we're fakes I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom Trolling the night away Trolling the night away He seeks a blondie sub, he seeks a brunette sub He seeks a redhead sub, he seeks also any domme He seeks some ass that will give him good times He seeks some ass that will give him better times Don't cry for me Fakes and phonies I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom Titled "Subhumpin" (original Chumbawumba 'Tubthumpin')

beargonewild -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 3:59:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jezzabelle quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss. By the way, Santa Clause isn't real. Elvis is dead. Lee Harvey Oswalk acted alone. Discuss. NOOOOOOOO, say it isn't so?????[sm=river.gif] Walks off sobbing and throws letter to Santa in the trash sob....I know how you feel jezzabelle, at least we still have the Great Pumpkin

beargonewild -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 4:01:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zakkan He wasn't the first, and certainly won't be the last. How did the rest of us last this long anyway? Because we are too stubborn? grins

GreedyTop -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 4:37:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop slut say that again a little louder and you're gonna need clean-up in aisle 3...[sm=mop.gif] SLUT!!!!!! You do realise you'll have to marry me now? Hmmm..... well, thats one way to get to the UK.,...grin

ArmoredOne -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 4:38:10 PM)
In regards to the original poster, I can understand teh whole concept of daytime only or nighttime only, having worked more than my fare share of overnight/graveyard jobs. When you have to be at work at anywhere from 9-11PM and are there until 6-8AM, it does tend to reduce the amount of available time for beatings and such. Granted, after reading his profile, I felt the insane urge to beat my chest, point and grunt to issue commands to my subbie about fetching me something to drink, but that is beside the point. The thing that I saw that disheartened me, though, was the instant feeding frenzy that swirled around him like a large, well-used toilet bowl. Now, I will be the first to get in line to smack him upside the head if he is looking for instant gratification. If you want that, get some instant hot chocolate mix and some hot water. But I read nothing anywhere that stated any kind of a time line. Who knows if this s an instant kind of thing he was bitching about, or 6...8...12 months of his time basically crumpled up and round filed simply because someone got cold feet. Who knows if he didn't actually run into some kind of a posting bot repeatedly. How would some of you like it if you called the phone company and was ridiculed because you couldn't figure out what was wrong with your telephone before the customer service person so much as asked for your name? To strike it a bit closer to home, how would you enjoy it if you called the pediatrician's office and was mocked for not knowing what was wrong with your child by the nurse on the other end of the phone? How many of you would fly into an unmittigated temper tantrum worthy of my 4 year old, if not one surpassing them, if this happened to you, but you gladly sit here and launch volley after volley at the O.P. for doing nothing more than that? If this strikes a nerve, oh well. Don't expect me to apologize for stating a bald faced fact about this entire thread. Also... Don't expect me to point out where the actual sarcasm is in this post. Like spandex, sarcasm is best used to small quantities. smirk

Aylee -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 4:39:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild quote: ORIGINAL: zakkan He wasn't the first, and certainly won't be the last. How did the rest of us last this long anyway? Because we are too stubborn? grins Not me! wide eyed innocent look

scifi1133 -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 4:51:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VirginPotty [sm=diethreaddie.gif] LOL U just want it to die since we are all fake Potty. Smoochgropemolestthehappyface

Aylee -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 5:03:34 PM)
It is because he is really a BORG. If you look close you can see the hose coming out of his shoulder. There is of course, also the interesting sideways yellow box in the back. Plus he has not re-visited his own thread. BORG I TELL YOU! quote: ORIGINAL: ArmoredOne In regards to the original poster, I can understand teh whole concept of daytime only or nighttime only, having worked more than my fare share of overnight/graveyard jobs. When you have to be at work at anywhere from 9-11PM and are there until 6-8AM, it does tend to reduce the amount of available time for beatings and such. Granted, after reading his profile, I felt the insane urge to beat my chest, point and grunt to issue commands to my subbie about fetching me something to drink, but that is beside the point. The thing that I saw that disheartened me, though, was the instant feeding frenzy that swirled around him like a large, well-used toilet bowl. Now, I will be the first to get in line to smack him upside the head if he is looking for instant gratification. If you want that, get some instant hot chocolate mix and some hot water. But I read nothing anywhere that stated any kind of a time line. Who knows if this s an instant kind of thing he was bitching about, or 6...8...12 months of his time basically crumpled up and round filed simply because someone got cold feet. Who knows if he didn't actually run into some kind of a posting bot repeatedly. How would some of you like it if you called the phone company and was ridiculed because you couldn't figure out what was wrong with your telephone before the customer service person so much as asked for your name? To strike it a bit closer to home, how would you enjoy it if you called the pediatrician's office and was mocked for not knowing what was wrong with your child by the nurse on the other end of the phone? How many of you would fly into an unmittigated temper tantrum worthy of my 4 year old, if not one surpassing them, if this happened to you, but you gladly sit here and launch volley after volley at the O.P. for doing nothing more than that? If this strikes a nerve, oh well. Don't expect me to apologize for stating a bald faced fact about this entire thread. Also... Don't expect me to point out where the actual sarcasm is in this post. Like spandex, sarcasm is best used to small quantities. smirk

scifi1133 -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 5:32:07 PM)
LOL resistance is futile.

Aylee -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 5:42:53 PM)
The Borg is essentially the ultimate user; they're unlike anything you've ever faced. They're not interested in political power, wealth or conquest, only your ship and its technology. They've identified it as something they can consume.

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 5:51:23 PM)
And by ship you mean [sm=bust.gif] umm....yeah, I can see that. Explains a great deal.

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 5:55:33 PM)
Armored, this isn't the first "everyone here is all fake" thread most of us have ridiculed and certainly it won't be the last. it's a recurring CM theme and compliant (like the many fat threads) that never dies.

theobserver -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 10:26:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: In2Bondage1963 It's sad at how many fakes and phonies there are on this site! They say they are dom or sub but never want to meet! They say they are interested in you but come up with excuses why they won't meet! The so-called dominant females are the worse! I've only been actively on the forums for ... hmm two weeks now and um ... I think there are a bunch of old threads asserting this same idea. Negative generalizations are not good and can lead to a defeatist attitude. Patience is indeed a virtue. Something true and worthwhile does not happen overnight, I have had to remind myself of that in the past.

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Fakes and phonies (11/12/2008 11:30:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stella41b We'll be singing, when he's domming We'll be singing I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom Trolling the night away Trolling the night away He seeks a blondie sub, he seeks a brunette sub He seeks a redhead sub, he seeks also any domme He seeks some ass that will give him good times He seeks some ass that will give him better times He says we're fakes Says we're fakes Says we're fakes I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom Trolling the night away Trolling the night away He seeks a blondie sub, he seeks a brunette sub He seeks a redhead sub, he seeks also any domme He seeks some ass that will give him good times He seeks some ass that will give him better times Don't cry for me Fakes and phonies I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom I get turned down, but I just try again Because I am a real true dom Titled "Subhumpin" (original Chumbawumba 'Tubthumpin') OMG!! THAT IS GREAT!!!!!!!

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