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statiitcs - 11/12/2008 2:13:49 PM   
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RE: statiitcs - 11/12/2008 2:29:49 PM   
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RE: statiitcs - 11/12/2008 3:48:25 PM   
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RE: statiitcs - 11/12/2008 7:03:37 PM   
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There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those who understand Binary Code
And those who do not.

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That, or there are only 3 kinds of people in the world.... Those who can count, and those who can't....

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RE: statiitcs - 11/13/2008 9:55:41 AM   
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RE: statiitcs - 11/13/2008 11:34:36 AM   
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RE: statiitcs - 11/13/2008 11:37:10 AM   
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RE: statiitcs - 11/13/2008 11:50:28 AM   
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RE: statiitcs - 11/13/2008 12:25:32 PM   
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Wow where did that one come from?

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RE: statiitcs - 11/13/2008 12:27:18 PM   
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There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those who understand Binary Code
And those who do not.

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Isn't it actually 000010 types?


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RE: statiitcs - 11/13/2008 12:30:45 PM   
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RE: statiitcs - 11/13/2008 12:32:01 PM   
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RE: statiitcs - 11/13/2008 12:50:34 PM   
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But then again, anyone who knows me in person wouldn't even need that much evidence.


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RE: statiitcs - 11/13/2008 7:30:43 PM   
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9 out of the 10 voices in my head say "I'd Fuck That" the other one is planning it all out.

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9 out of the 10 voices in MY head are screaming "DON'T SHOOT!!!!!"

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RE: statiitcs - 11/13/2008 7:33:07 PM   
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RE: statiitcs - 11/13/2008 7:36:13 PM   
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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

(an oldie but goodie)


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RE: statiitcs - 11/14/2008 8:28:14 AM   
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RE: statiitcs - 11/21/2008 4:10:32 PM   
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RE: statiitcs - 11/21/2008 9:24:08 PM   
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