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RE: Who the hell is REAL or FAKE??? - 11/14/2008 8:22:41 PM   
NuevaVida


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Any tips on how to spot the fakes? Some are obvious, but others are not so.


Lick them. If they taste like candy, they are fake. I'm made of butterscotch. Also, if they hit you for licking them they are fake.


I knew I liked you. Butterscotch is my favorite flavor. Yum.

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RE: Who the hell is REAL or FAKE??? - 11/14/2008 9:56:53 PM   
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RE: Who the hell is REAL or FAKE??? - 11/14/2008 9:58:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

i'm real...at least i was when i woke up this morning

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RE: Who the hell is REAL or FAKE??? - 11/14/2008 10:10:47 PM   
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usually, if the phrase GOD FEARING is in the profile (and usually more than once).. it's a safe bet it's a fake


lol


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RE: Who the hell is REAL or FAKE??? - 11/14/2008 10:11:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*wonders if Bodyworks has butterscotch flavored lotion*



Bodyworks sells flavored lotions?.. or.. did you just mean "butterscotch scented"?

IF they have flavors... that would be great!!!.. i bought a bottle of flavored vanilla cupcake perfume once.. sprayed it on.. and ya could lick your skin later.. and taste the flavor... loved that..

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RE: Who the hell is REAL or FAKE??? - 11/14/2008 10:13:28 PM   
GreedyTop


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RE: Who the hell is REAL or FAKE??? - 11/14/2008 10:18:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		I dunno but I've been taking those "ExtenZe" capsules that they advertise on t.v., "to make a man bigger" for two fuckin' months now and I'm *still 6'1" and 220.!
W.T.F.!

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RE: Who the hell is REAL or FAKE??? - 11/14/2008 10:20:15 PM   
GreedyTop


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RE: Who the hell is REAL or FAKE??? - 11/14/2008 10:25:04 PM   
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I am absolutely fake, I taste like hot fudge.  And yes, I will hit you if you lick me.

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RE: Who the hell is REAL or FAKE??? - 11/14/2008 10:25:46 PM   
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RE: Who the hell is REAL or FAKE??? - 11/14/2008 10:28:57 PM   
suhlut


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I dunno but I've been taking those "ExtenZe" capsules that they advertise on t.v., "to make a man bigger" for two fuckin' months now and I'm *still 6'1" and 220.!
W.T.F.!


lol.. ya cant miss the infomercials.. unfortunately.. so, i have seen it several times.. and once thought..hrm.. i wonder how many men at CM forums..would admit to using them.. just like the guys out on the street.in the comercials...

and i thought about making a thread just to ask... but.. i guess i am too chicken...sooooo could you create the thread and ask? i dare Ya..

seriously though.. have you really been using them?..and if so.. has it done anything to make Your ..uhm... manhood bigger?



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RE: Who the hell is REAL or FAKE??? - 11/14/2008 10:56:17 PM   
monywildcat


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Status: offline 		I am a fake cat lover.    Seriously, though I do like cats, but only if they belong to someone else.  I'm a dog person.

Once I ate my Best Friend's vanilla body butter from I don't know where, and I swear it was like vanilla cake frosting.  nom nom nom

Real is what feels real when you meet live and in color.  Real is when the online shivers tranfers to real life shivers.  Real is knowing after you spend some time with the person in real life, that he/she/whatever is the one. 

Fake are the ones that email "on your knees bitch". Fakes ones are the ones that tell you that you are a fake, wannabe, loser when you aren't willing to meet at their house, alone, in the wee hours of the night.  Fakes can't stop talking about all things kink.  (okay, some may be into all things kink, I know that I am, but I am still able to discuss the last book I read, or the funny things that my dog did today)

Hope my take on things helps some.  I'm off to down another cold one.  Again, nom nom nom






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RE: Who the hell is REAL or FAKE??? - 11/14/2008 11:02:18 PM   
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....without even having read your profile...

roseanegra


Welcome to the wonderful world of CM, where apparently all members are illiterate when it comes to profiles, LMAO.
 
I think I could start my profile by saying *will f**k anything that moves* and men would STILL not see it, LMAO. 
 
Hell, if'n I edit it, half the time even my friends won't read it, ROFLMAO.
 
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RE: Who the hell is REAL or FAKE??? - 11/14/2008 11:09:59 PM   
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How to spot the fakes early on?

Weight and height are good indicators. Anything under 95lbs I tend to regard as someone just not paying attention to their 500th spam account. And there seem to be an awful lot of supermodel midgets around Florida, I swear, it's like a convention is happening or something. Ridiculously bad spelling is a tip off; though I've met a few that were awful spellers, and I tend to attract the foreigners for some reason, I get French, Canadian, Russian and Chinese a lot, and they're real girls... with really bad spelling--but they also were talkative enough for me to get confident in their non-spam status.


O, don't even get me started on the spelling, LOL.
 
A profile which reads:
 
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hi my name's dave i am a dominate i work as an enginerr...
 
Really?  Forget to capitalise your own Gawn-damned NAME often?  Must be just the sort of engineer I would want to hire, LMAO.
 
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RE: Who the hell is REAL or FAKE??? - 11/14/2008 11:12:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

i'm real...at least i was when i woke up this morning


*Pokes Michael*
 
Yup, pretty damned real.
 
How're you doing, sweet man?
 
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RE: Who the hell is REAL or FAKE??? - 11/14/2008 11:21:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

I dunno but I've been taking those "ExtenZe" capsules that they advertise on t.v., "to make a man bigger" for two fuckin' months now and I'm *still 6'1" and 220.!
W.T.F.!


lol.. ya cant miss the infomercials.. unfortunately.. so, i have seen it several times.. and once thought..hrm.. i wonder how many men at CM forums..would admit to using them.. just like the guys out on the street.in the comercials...

and i thought about making a thread just to ask... but.. i guess i am too chicken...sooooo could you create the thread and ask? i dare Ya..

seriously though.. have you really been using them?..and if so.. has it done anything to make Your ..uhm... manhood bigger?




Yeah, I could start one of those threads.
You must have seen those Cialis commercials!
"If you have an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours call your Dr."
Shit, if I had an erection that lasted for four hours a Doctor is the *last* one I'd be calling!
I'd have escorts lined up outside on the cee-ment porch! "No pushing and shoving now ladies!"
My credit cards would be smoking!
Shit, I'd be saying "Thankyou God!"
Call a Doctor? GTF out of here!

< Message edited by popeye1250 -- 11/14/2008 11:25:44 PM >

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RE: Who the hell is REAL or FAKE??? - 11/14/2008 11:22:27 PM   
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Here's a good way of finding fakes: They complain about fakes. No, seriously!

TabrisMaceth


Okay so what's your theory?  Some CM members are Pod People? Zombies?  Aliens from outer space?
 
Hey, someone might be a scammer...they might be a liar...who knows.  But I rather doubt and CM members are in non-humanoid form.
 
This classification of folks in the two groups of 'fake' and 'twue' is silly.  You're 'fake' might be turn out to be a real good friend to me.
 
You only get to drive your own car, LOL...you cannot remotely operate mine or anyone else's.
 
candystripper 
 
Okay, had enough fun with this.
 
To the Op: there are some terrific folks on CM.  Try hanging around a CM chat room or the boards, and you'll see for yourself.

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RE: Who the hell is REAL or FAKE??? - 11/15/2008 12:24:18 AM   
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Status: offline 		Just stick to your local area, or places you visit frequently, and until you meet them, assume everyone you talk to is a lying liar who lies. I don't mean like, be mean to them, and tell them they're a lying liar who lies, just don't get emotionally invested until you actually meet them. If they keep coming up with reasons to not go for coffee, just stop talking to them. Easy system!

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RE: Who the hell is REAL or FAKE??? - 11/15/2008 1:58:12 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well, I for one, look at the picture, if it looks too good to be true, it isn't.
Then I look if the profile has made very few posts, as fakes have to restart every so often. Then I look to see if all the posts are either pleas for attention, like; "I am a nineteen yeard old sub girl that looks like britney spears but I am all innocent and naive, do big hairy men really want to smack my bottom? or my favourite, " I live in a city of five million people, have a wildly attractive body but am dying of loneliness" draw your own conclusions, another warning signs is when they make lots of posts asking the dumbest of questions in hope of responses.

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RE: Who the hell is REAL or FAKE??? - 11/15/2008 3:54:38 AM   
candystripper


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Status: offline 		What's with all this hating on the beautiful?  Lemme tell you, there are some REAL hotties on CM.  One guy's profile pic just makes me *drool*, and you're pretty hot there yourself, Tweddy.
 
candystripper 
 
Runs off to perv the Op again, LMAO.

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