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A Lousy Choice of Safeword - 11/14/2008 7:42:01 PM

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So, there's this Dom. Been into D/s al his adult life. He collars a 'newbie' submissive. He tells her that if ever she needs him to stop, she should just use her safeword.

Unfortantely, the safeword he selects is *dungeon*.

One evening he comes home from work, and his new submissive seems -- ahem --horney as hell.

'What's wrong?' he asks her.

'O, Master, I need to play...I need to feel your touch!' she replies.

Grinning, the Dom goes to the coat closet to fetch his favorite flogger.

'Are we going to the *dungeon* now, Master?', she asks.

Frustrated and pissed off, the Dom throws the flogger back into the closet.

'But Master, I need you!' she says.

Pausing, the Dom looks at her, reconsiders and gets his flogger again.

'O, Joy! Can I fetch the key to the *dungeon* for you Master?' she says.

About a month later, the Dom releases the uptight bitch, LMAO.

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RE: A Lousy Choice of Safeword - 11/15/2008 1:02:31 AM

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OMG... what ever happened to red? LOL

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RE: A Lousy Choice of Safeword - 11/15/2008 1:27:50 AM

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I had a friend who called his dog 'Stay'
Come here, Stay...you get the picture.

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RE: A Lousy Choice of Safeword - 11/15/2008 1:50:57 AM

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My parents call their lab "Come'ere".

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RE: A Lousy Choice of Safeword - 11/15/2008 5:58:40 AM

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True story:

Gawd, we were an obnoxous bunch back in college. One of the guys had a new puppy and named him *F*kYou*. So, of course, as the puppy grew into a doggie, we thought it was hilarious when he'd call the dog:

Hey! F**k You! C'mere!

O, to be that stooopid again, LMAO.

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RE: A Lousy Choice of Safeword - 11/15/2008 11:49:05 AM

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I had a friend girl a long time ago who named her cat "bad bad bad", does that qualify ?

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RE: A Lousy Choice of Safeword - 11/15/2008 1:21:25 PM

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When I was on my honeymoon, my mom went and bought a miniature doberman and named her "Bitch"; so when we came back and put stuff in the house, finally going over to my family's for dinner... my mom was out on the porch yelling "Here Bitch, come here Bitch." as we were pulling into the drive. My wife was not amused.

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RE: A Lousy Choice of Safeword - 11/15/2008 1:39:25 PM

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Your mom has always had impeccable timing Clyde.

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RE: A Lousy Choice of Safeword - 11/15/2008 3:23:56 PM

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I had a friend girl a long time ago who named her cat "bad bad bad", does that qualify ?

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LOl, Termy, I don't think so. Cats don't have owners..they have servants, LMAO. My own kittie was a calico, bt if'n I could have one again, I might get a siamese...lovely animals but Domme as all hell, te he.

Surely you know someone who taught their parrot to curse? LOL.

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RE: A Lousy Choice of Safeword - 11/15/2008 3:50:51 PM

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I recall back in primary school one lad Lee Common named his dog Syndrome and thought it immensely funny. The smile was wiped from his face in high school as he ended up in hospital when someone didn't like the idea of the distasteful command "Down.........."

Choose your pets names with care.

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