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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 12:38:07 PM

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Hey OP...Don't you know every third guy on any 'nilla dating site is a freakin' fireman, or EMT?? At least that's what their profiles say.

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 12:49:54 PM

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and lets forget that the JUDGES love people who make false 911 calls.. sounds like a great idea...!!!!!!!!!! Lets ALL do it!

candy.. since you are a 'lawyer'.. it REALLY shouldnt be that hard to meet cops, ffs.

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 12:52:13 PM

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lets all call and send 'em to Potty's house. Won't she be pleased?

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 12:54:08 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

and lets forget that the JUDGES love people who make false 911 calls.. sounds like a great idea...!!!!!!!!!! Lets ALL do it!

candy.. since you are a 'lawyer'.. it REALLY shouldnt be that hard to meet cops, ffs.

dude...i wonder if that would be a good way to meet a hot judge.......
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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 1:02:38 PM

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ORIGINAL: candystripper

I am not familiar with the town I live in. How do I find the cop bars? Are there 'firefighter bars' as well?

Why don't you go out and check out the town you live in rather than posting this question on a message board loaded with people who don't know any more about the town you live in? Get to know your community.

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Would it be totally unethical to call get all spiffed up and call the non-emergency number for the fire department and say 'I am not sure, but I think I smell smoke'?

TOTALLY. And as others have stated, it could land you in jail or in a psychiatric facility for a 72 hour evaluation. At this point, I can't say that either would be unwarranted.

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Is there a better or worse time to do this? I'd hate like hell to contribute to someone's real misfortune.

Let's see, when are there no emergencies? I always try to put mine on the calendar well in advance.

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I have a --well -- sort of thingy -- for cops and firefighters. Cops have those great uniforms, including the yummmy steel handcuffs. They can take you to the precient house and interogate you. Yummm.

Call in a false report and see how those "yummy steel handcuffs" feel and how you react to the words "cavity search" outside of a scene.

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Firefighters will risk their lives, and pick you up, drag you dow a ladder and cart you out the door, even though they are wearing 1,100lbs of equiptment. Yummmm.

If a firefighter risked his life coming to a false report called in by the likes of you or someone else who did that, I would hope like hell that once he picked the person up, gravity would take hold and the false reporter would take a nasty tumble down the ladder and into an open manhole that led to the earth's core.

In all sincerity, if you are feeling as unstable as your post leads other readers to believe, please seek help or dial 911 and tell them that you are exhibiting delusional behavior or serious judgment impairment.

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 1:16:14 PM

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I thought of Potty and Sci first thing when I read this. I also thought about the scores of law enforcement people I know and how they would react reading something like this. Then... I was thinking about the attorneys I've worked for and with, and how even the public defender's office wouldn't want to touch a case like this with a 10 foot pole. Not to mention the 12 judges we have in my county, and how they would LOVE to listen to a case like this, and how one judge in particular would probably hum a gavel across open court within 30 seconds of opening remarks because he suffers no fools. Then, my mind started thinking about the corrections officers who work at the adult detention center and they might "accidentally" forget to give toilet paper to someone who put a first responder at risk by calling in a false report. And by the time I got to the end of the legal consequences of such a retarded action, I thought about the probabtion and parole officers I know and how they are able to make life a living, phukking hell for their "clients" who are terminally stupid.

You know... I say go for it. Just please do it in my jurisdiction because I want to watch it unravel right before my eyes.

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 1:18:24 PM

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Good post, Red.

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 1:23:45 PM

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It's been said already, but listen to an experience I had.

I once lived in a very large apartment complex in San Jose (San Jose gets tons of 911 traffic.) I was up at the mailboxes when I saw a 6 year old dial something at the payphone and run away with the handset dangling. Stupid me went over to see who he called, and it was a 911 dispatcher. I was sweating by the time I finally convinced her that it was a) a kid who called b) no, I didn't know which unit he ran into, and c) I really hadn't called.

I figured I came close to meeting San Jose's finest. In a bad way.

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 1:27:29 PM

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thank you, holly

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 1:28:08 PM

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead
Then, my mind started thinking about the corrections officers who work at the adult detention center and they might "accidentally" forget to give toilet paper

Now I'm thinking of what could be used as alternatives.

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 2:33:54 PM

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Wait. This chick is a lawyer? Well shee-it. I can tell her already that an ass load of them are at the court houses on any given day. Try a 7-11 in a bad part of town. I'm not a lawyer and I have run into TONS of them just going about my routine in the city. Sheesh.

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 2:44:54 PM

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Just when I think I've heard it all, I find myself stunned. A woman of your age is even considering this? This is something a young teenage girl with raging hormones thinks is a good idea.

Seriously, if you need a referral to someone in your area for an evaluation, just let me know what the name of your insurance is and I'll be happy to find someone for you to see. Your judgment seems to be... impaired.

Cali
(no, I'm not being sarcastic, I am being serious)

I dont think her judgement is impaired. I think she is just looking for useless ideas to post here that she will never do. Becoming, Jewish, Gorean, talking about illnesses, firefighters etc etc, ad nauseum. What she wants is attention. Plain and simple. She lonely and bored and wants to post useless things to fill her up emotionally.

There are other ways to fill yourself up. Get out in the world. DO something. Go serve in a soup kitchen, go to a nursing home and visit some elderly people. This may fill your spirit and give you a sense of self worth and esteem way better than the attention you get here.

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 2:55:18 PM

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I am afraid I highly doubt anyone who claims to have ever been involved in law or law enforcement would ever ask such a stupid question. That's basic pre law stuff, no J.D. required.
Clearly someone is seeking attention.... and needs profesional attention.

FILING A FALSE REPORT OF CRIMINAL OFFENSE

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c) EVERY PERSON WHO REPORTS TO ANY EMPLOYEE WHO IS ASSIGNED TO ACCEPT REPORTS FROM CITIZENS, EITHER DIRECTLY OR BY TELEPHONE THAT A FELONY OR MISDEMEANOR HAS BEEN COMMITTED, KNOWING THE REPORT TO BE FALSE, IS GUILTY OF A MISDEMEANOR.

IT IS AGAINST THE LAW TO FILE A FALSE REPORT OF CRIMINAL OFFENSE. IF YOU FILE A FALSE REPORT OF CRIMINAL OFFENSE, YOU CAN BE PROSECUTED ON A MISDEMEANOR CHARGE.

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 3:43:29 PM

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Would it be totally unethical to call get all spiffed up and call the non-emergency number for the fire department and say 'I am not sure, but I think I smell smoke'?

Unethical is an understatement. Do you REALLY think anyone brought out to help you would give you a second look if they figured out you did this?
And with gossip and departmental chatter as it is, how do you think your chances would fare with anyone else in the departments? Go for it, get yourself a title of the "crazy lady" and get your calls ignored, so when you actualy have an emergency, you called wolf so many times you are bumped down in priority and ignored. GREAT PLAN

Ya, you're right. It just wouldn't work. *Sigh*

O well. Back to Plan A -- how to find the cop bars, te he.

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 3:50:07 PM

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having spent time as a nurse in ireland and frequented what is accepted as the *offduty* cop (gardai here ) firefighter ( same name here ) paramedic and nurses bar/club in dublin i can only add to the warnings of arrest and jailtime with this.....

if any of the aforementioned people feel the need to associate and/or date regular (read crazy groupie types ) people in their off hours they go to the same bar everyone else does

the main reason they have *cop bars* is to relax with workmates outside of work and away from the world which... more often than not.. has more than its fair share of people making false emergency calls/ answering the door in their best ann summers outfit.

and No im not sharing where the services bar is in dublin

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 4:05:34 PM

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Perhaps a donut shop would be more productive than a "cop bar."

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 4:24:23 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: stef

quote:

ORIGINAL: candystripper

I am not familiar with the town I live in. How do I find the cop bars? Are there 'firefighter bars' as well?

Would it be totally unethical to call get all spiffed up and call the non-emergency number for the fire department and say 'I am not sure, but I think I smell smoke'?

Try lighting yourself on fire first, then call.

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 9:39:45 PM

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Let me clue you in on badge lizards......officers and firefighters talk worse than little old ladies.....and once they find out that you're putting it out there.....oh yeah....you may get some takers, but you can expect to get ridiculed and belittled by the very same "hunks" that you just spread your legs for. And one other thing....they aren't necessarily too careful where they dip their wick, and aren't always using condoms.......and there are some things out there that penicillin WON'T cure. I have personally known cops to use the very same hooker tonight that they locked up last night....not saying all of them, but they are out there. Yeah, I'm in the law enforcement field......and while I can't believe you would actually consider doing something this reckless and stupid, I have known women that do it for the attention. Just remember, one day, you could honestly really need a cop or fireman, but there aren't any available cuz they are too busy with the nutcases like you.

My God...I hope this is just some trick that you're playing to get a rise.......no can be this stupid! You really need to see someone....and not just because of this topic.....you really have issues!

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 9:47:49 PM

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*loves the term badge lizard*

So very true, Soul. One of my oldest and dearest friends is an investigator and she's been a cop or EMT for the past 20 years. The cops trash talk their pieces of ass worse than high school boys. She used to tell me the stuff they said after scoring a lay and all I could do was laugh at how incredibly stupid the girls were who trolled after them due to their job.

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/16/2008 2:16:44 AM

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Come to think of it.... trolling after a cop just cause of the uniform ( halloween stores rent those out ... the good ones are open all year round ) and the handcuffs ( HELLO ... Are you on the right board ??? EVERYONE has handcuffs ) is about the same in my eyes as those who chase certain nationalities cause of their accent and/ or affinity to leprechauns ....

Far be it from me to judge tho

Darias

P.S. ... is it UN-Irish of Me to have to use spell checker to type leprechauns properly ?

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