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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/16/2008 7:16:15 AM

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/16/2008 7:16:40 AM

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one simply introduces one's self to the station or shift of choice and learns more about those of interest... ATL FF

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/16/2008 7:20:42 AM

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* wonders if this happens often ....

methinks it the kinda thing restraining orders are made for

Girl: hi guys ya`ll are firemen right ?? i simply loveeeeeeeeeee firemen ... the uniforms .. the ladders ... the hoses ... it all makes me soooooo damn hot

guys : ooooooooooookayyyyyyyyyyyy

Girl ... so like would any of you like to date me ... just yanno do me wearing nothing but your helmet and jacket ... cause i could soooooooooooooooo go for that right now ... how about a gangbang

guys : uh listen lady uh we gotta ... yanno ... go ... theres this cat ... and a burning building .. in yanno a tree ... so uhhh good luck with that
(dialing 911 )

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/16/2008 7:24:01 AM

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one simply introduces one's self to the station or shift of choice and learns more about those of interest... ATL FF

Would it help if one brings some home-baked goodies?

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/16/2008 7:24:32 AM

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*SNORT*

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/16/2008 7:27:17 AM

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Well yanno ya`ll had two weeks or there abouts with no proper sarcasim on the boards ... I know Cali does sarcasim but thats like American Sarcasim which ... lets face it isnt really sarcasim at all ... its like diet sarcasim or something

so yeah i got catching up to do

plus ... try being sarcastic around a 63 year old father with no sense of humour and gallstones ... watch how fast the fecker gets out of bed to chase your ass IV and all

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/16/2008 7:52:34 AM

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Ok kids, that's enough. Run along.

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/16/2008 8:40:58 AM

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candy.. since you are a 'lawyer'.. it REALLY shouldnt be that hard to meet cops, ffs.

she's a "lawyer"?!

hope she likes having her law license revoked for making a phony call

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/16/2008 8:47:12 AM

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Also before she gets all hot and bothered over police-types, she may want to read up on some domestic violence statistics regarding law enforcement personnel.

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/16/2008 9:13:39 AM

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candy.. since you are a 'lawyer'.. it REALLY shouldnt be that hard to meet cops, ffs.

she's a "lawyer"?!

hope she likes having her law license revoked for making a phony call

You have got to be kidding!! A lawyer is talking about becoming a "badge bunnie" in order to meet a man? You do know they (cops) call these women desperate, right?
I've been reading over other post made by the OP and am finding it very difficult to take any of them serious...except in a troll sense.
I made my original reply a bit light-hearted because I couldn't see this as serious. Sad really, just plain sad.

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/16/2008 9:57:43 AM

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Just had a chat with one of Tampa's finest.. when I summarized the op to him and asked him what his reaction would be, he replied:

" I would happily put the handcuffs on that person, in a none-too-gentle manner. Their head may or may not clear the door when being put into the car. By the time the person arrives at County jail, everyone in uniform there would be aware of the charge (filing a false report, etc etc ). The person could be sure of having QUITE a warm welcome and stay in our lovely facility"

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/16/2008 12:30:45 PM

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Oh yes, LEOs and firefighters just lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ove women who look at the uniform, not the man inside it.

Just go to one of their forums (www.officer.com, www.policeworld.net, www.realpolice.com, www.lawenforcementforums.com) and ask them yourself!

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/16/2008 12:50:25 PM

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I prefer a man who wears his confidence like a well tailored suit, to a man in uniform - but if the man in uniform also wears his confidence as comfortably as he does his dress blues, then all I can say is ...yumm.

I thought I had posted this, but since I can't find it, I'll say it again.

Candy, get yourself a male escort or dancer and stipulate they dress up as a firefighter or cop. That way, everyone can get their jobs done.

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/16/2008 1:02:24 PM

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I prefer a man who wears his confidence like a well tailored suit, to a man in uniform - but if the man in uniform also wears his confidence as comfortably as he does his dress blues, then all I can say is ...yumm.

I thought I had posted this, but since I can't find it, I'll say it again.

Candy, get yourself a male escort or dancer and stipulate they dress up as a firefighter or cop. That way, everyone can get their jobs done.

I have an order of malta uniform around someplace ... wonder if that would work ... its got a beret and cravat

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/16/2008 1:09:11 PM

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Now was that directed toward me? If so, not to be entirely too redundant but YUM.

Or was that an offer to dance for Candy? If so, maybe she'll invite some of us gals over and we can make it a party.
(wanders away chanting that much loved woman's mantra of - take it off! take it off!)

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/16/2008 1:13:14 PM

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Now was that directed toward me? If so, not to be entirely too redundant but YUM.

Or was that an offer to dance for Candy? If so, maybe she'll invite some of us gals over and we can make it a party.
(wanders away chanting that much loved woman's mantra of - take it off! take it off!)

candy has already expressed her interest in cops and firefighters .... the order of malta is a voluntary medical organization ... so yeah it was aimed at you not candy ... but you gotta supply the pole :P

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/16/2008 1:15:25 PM

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Now was that directed toward me? If so, not to be entirely too redundant but YUM.

Or was that an offer to dance for Candy? If so, maybe she'll invite some of us gals over and we can make it a party.
(wanders away chanting that much loved woman's mantra of - take it off! take it off!)

candy has already expressed her interest in cops and firefighters .... the order of malta is a voluntary medical organization ... so yeah it was aimed at you not candy ... but you gotta supply the pole :P

Damn, was kinda taking it for granted that YOU would supply the pole to dance on....but luckily, providing poles when necessary is doable.

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/16/2008 1:19:47 PM

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winsome....

shouldnt Darias supply the pole?

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/16/2008 1:21:44 PM

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Darias...why can't you supply your pole?

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/16/2008 1:25:19 PM

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This just keeps getting more and more amusing.

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