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What chaps your ass most about the Holidays?

Christmas decorations going on display before Holloween

39% (31)

Shoppers who will litarally grab things out of your hand

7% (6)

The idea that you have to spend money to show you care

28% (22)

The look of fury on kids faces when they dont get the $300 toy

1% (1)

The family member who asks dinner be held until he arrives... at 2am

1% (1)

Those wonderful drunk drivers driving home after holiday parties

10% (8)

The perky girl at work that goes overboard with decorations

3% (3)

The sub that asks for a complete new wardrobe to stay in style

0% (0)

The boss that makes you work the holidays

6% (5)

Kids who wake you at 2 am christmas morning....

1% (1)

Total Votes : 78

(last vote on : 11/27/2008 8:26:26 AM)
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Dnomyar -> RE: What chaps your ass most about the Holidays? (11/18/2008 5:10:29 AM)
Odd bit of trivia. Detroit has no Malls. Everything is in the suburbs.

SteelofUtah -> RE: What chaps your ass most about the Holidays? (11/18/2008 7:33:04 AM)
~~FR Just in case someone already said it~~ The Cold. Yes only the cold dry weather is able to Chap my ass. I wonder how any of the things listed could cause chapping? Steel

VirginPotty -> RE: What chaps your ass most about the Holidays? (11/18/2008 7:33:52 AM)
Welllll, if I could arrange for a winter trip to Zion resort, I'm sure the mountain biking would have the same effect, Steel!!!

sirsholly -> RE: What chaps your ass most about the Holidays? (11/18/2008 7:35:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah ~~FR Just in case someone already said it~~ The Cold. Yes only the cold dry weather is able to Chap my ass. I wonder how any of the things listed could cause chapping? try wearing pants?

SteelofUtah -> RE: What chaps your ass most about the Holidays? (11/18/2008 8:18:55 AM)
Steel = Fat Guy Fat Guys + Bicycles = BAD IDEA Fat Guys + Nekkid Virgins + Video Camera = WOOO HOOO Fat Guys + Chaps + Cold Weather = Indecent Exposure. Steel

Aylee -> RE: What chaps your ass most about the Holidays? (11/18/2008 8:26:56 AM)
Why the F**K to they HAVE to be "virgins?" GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

thishereboi -> RE: What chaps your ass most about the Holidays? (11/18/2008 8:37:19 AM)
Give me a call, I'll come over and hang your lights.

SteelofUtah -> RE: What chaps your ass most about the Holidays? (11/18/2008 8:42:17 AM)
Ummmm Okay Let me Adjust Fat Guy + Just About Any Nekkid Lady Certinly Aylee + Video Camera = WOOO HOOOOOOO Steel

thishereboi -> RE: What chaps your ass most about the Holidays? (11/18/2008 8:42:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Dnomyar Odd bit of trivia. Detroit has no Malls. Everything is in the suburbs. I hate that they closed Hudsons. I know it wasnt a mall, but it was a cool store. I thought Northland was still open, but that might technically be Southfield.

Dnomyar -> RE: What chaps your ass most about the Holidays? (11/18/2008 8:57:54 AM)
It is north of Detroit. I don't think there is a major grocery store chain in Detroit either. Come to think about it. Name a movie theater in Detroit. Is the one in the renaissance building still open.

Aylee -> RE: What chaps your ass most about the Holidays? (11/18/2008 10:27:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah Ummmm Okay Let me Adjust Fat Guy + Just About Any Nekkid Lady Certinly Aylee + Video Camera = WOOO HOOOOOOO Steel WOOT! luckily he has not seen pics of me

SteelofUtah -> RE: What chaps your ass most about the Holidays? (11/18/2008 11:11:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee WOOT! *luckily he has not seen pics of me* How can you be so sure? I am sure you have all the right hole in all the right places and all the right curves in all the right places unless you have a coinjoined twin I doubt I would be worried and if you did have a coinjoined twin I would only hope that she was into it too. Steel Who is now sure that he has reached Provert and can no longer be considered a pervert

DesFIP -> RE: What chaps your ass most about the Holidays? (11/18/2008 11:28:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah Steel = Fat Guy Fat Guys + Bicycles = BAD IDEA Steel Worked for this guy. http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,315019,00.html

SteelofUtah -> RE: What chaps your ass most about the Holidays? (11/18/2008 11:35:20 AM)
I see DesFIP, Let me Adjust Again Steel = Fat Guy who ISN'T INSANE Fat Guys who ARE INSANE + Bicycles = Good Eats and Interesting Stories about eating Reindeer Fat and Bull Testicles. Fat Guys who AREN'T INSANE + Bicycles = BAD IDEA and ASS WEDGIES Thank You for pointing out the fault in my flow chart. Steel

Aylee -> RE: What chaps your ass most about the Holidays? (11/18/2008 11:40:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee WOOT! *luckily he has not seen pics of me* How can you be so sure? I am sure you have all the right hole in all the right places and all the right curves in all the right places unless you have a coinjoined twin I doubt I would be worried and if you did have a coinjoined twin I would only hope that she was into it too. Steel Who is now sure that he has reached Provert and can no longer be considered a pervert I am actually not sure. There are lots of people on CM that could have shared some with you.

MistressOfGa -> RE: What chaps your ass most about the Holidays? (11/25/2008 6:22:36 PM)
Fast Reply.. I am the one who is walking with a guide cane and some bitch trips over it because she wants to get to the door before I do. She then has the brass ones to tell me to "Watch where you are going!" People thinking they can put their hands on me and set me aside, so they can get to the isle before I do. It is no wonder that no matter what time of the year, I can't stand going to any stores. Thank goodness I have a submissive who also acts as my guide and guard dog <s>

LadyHibiscus -> RE: What chaps your ass most about the Holidays? (11/25/2008 8:16:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressOfGa Fast Reply.. I am the one who is walking with a guide cane and some bitch trips over it because she wants to get to the door before I do. She then has the brass ones to tell me to "Watch where you are going!" Yanno, I think you ARE allowed to use your white cane as a clue by four. Just sayin'

xxblushesxx -> RE: What chaps your ass most about the Holidays? (11/25/2008 8:23:47 PM)
I picked the meany boss. I was gonna pick the perky girl at work, but suddenly realized that I am her...[:-][8\|]

Shiroka -> RE: What chaps your ass most about the Holidays? (11/25/2008 8:26:15 PM)
had to pick the decorations lol i mean seriously ive worked in retail this time of year,cant we get one holiday over before decorating and having to see sales for another one that quick?

MistressOfGa -> RE: What chaps your ass most about the Holidays? (11/26/2008 11:10:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus quote: ORIGINAL: MistressOfGa Fast Reply.. I am the one who is walking with a guide cane and some bitch trips over it because she wants to get to the door before I do. She then has the brass ones to tell me to "Watch where you are going!" Yanno, I think you ARE allowed to use your white cane as a clue by four. Just sayin' Whether I am allowed or not, it is much more fun to watch an unleashed Koko bear his pearly whites while spewing foulness from his pretty mouth. "Ya got a purty mouth boy..." Just sayin... <wg>

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