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Football and the Blonde - 11/19/2008 10:09:53 PM

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FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE

Out of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best! Football FINALLY makes sense..........

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?''

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!" I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"

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RE: Football and the Blonde - 11/19/2008 10:16:02 PM

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RE: Football and the Blonde - 11/19/2008 10:20:28 PM

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Hey, it made sense to me! I don't have a blonde hair on my head and I could understand her thought processes

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RE: Football and the Blonde - 11/19/2008 10:25:28 PM

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I didnt say it didnt make sense!! LOL

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RE: Football and the Blonde - 11/19/2008 11:43:20 PM

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RE: Football and the Blonde - 11/20/2008 12:36:12 AM

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So when they sack the quarterback, is it in paper or plastic?

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RE: Football and the Blonde - 11/20/2008 7:44:59 AM

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That deserves a double

LOL

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RE: Football and the Blonde - 11/20/2008 11:55:10 AM

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RE: Football and the Blonde - 11/20/2008 5:20:24 PM

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Oy. LOL

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RE: Football and the Blonde - 11/20/2008 5:59:31 PM

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...im conflicted

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