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Write a joke - 11/20/2008 7:39:00 PM

Termyn8or

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Not meant to be a contest, even though it probably will. I had an idea for a joke, a good stupid one, but I only got so far. I can't seem to finish it.

Here goes :

A bowlegged Man and a knockneed Woman are couple, they are swingers as are another couple with a knockneed Man and a bowlegged Woman. One day they meet and decide they all like each other and decide to swap Wives.

Everything going fine until ...........

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RE: Write a joke - 11/20/2008 7:44:10 PM

WinsomeDefiance

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until the pregnancy tests come back positive. Some things just shouldn't procreate.

until the bowlegged O's beat the knockkneed X's at tic tac toe....sore loosers.

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RE: Write a joke - 11/20/2008 7:47:36 PM

suhlut

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The wives suddenly develop lockjaw?

BOOM!

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RE: Write a joke - 11/20/2008 7:54:49 PM

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Until several injuries were incurred playing naked Twister.
Until the phrase 'can I get into your pants?'
Until they tried a monk's chain and had to call Lego for assistance.
Until the bowlegged pair fell down the stairs like a slinky.

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RE: Write a joke - 11/20/2008 7:59:45 PM

suhlut

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lol MadAxe..

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RE: Write a joke - 11/21/2008 8:55:03 PM

suhlut