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Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions - 11/21/2008 10:18:33 AM   
LumusandtheLady


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Status: offline 		Vulcanizer
(sung to the tune "Womanizer" by Britney Spears)

Superglue
Or maybe velcro might work better
Bindings too
A little boning and some leather
You can get a clue from all the latex I bought you
And dress me up a lot, dress me hot baby

Look at me
How I love to get all dolled up
Spoil me
And make my bra too small by two cups
Let's slap on the handcuffs and then play a little rough
And dress me up a lot, dress me hot baby

Vulcanizer, rub-her, vulcanizer
You're a vulcanizer, oh tie me tighter oh
You're a vulcanizer baby
You and rubber!  You and rubber!
Vulcanizer vulcanizer vulcanizer (vulcanizer!)

Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah)
You know just what I want (ah-ah)
Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah)
You know just what I want (ah-ah)
You got me goin'
I'm wet and moanin'
I wanna do it
Vulcanizer

Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah)
You know just what I want (ah-ah)
Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah)
You know just what I want (ah-ah)
You say I'm horny
I know you're horny!
So let's get to it
Vulcanizer

Daddy please
You got the toys and inclination
Too bad for me
Your blue-pill doc is on vacation
It helps when you can get it up, let's make out
'til you get it up, and do me hard
Just do me hard, baby

Lollipop
Dress me up, make me lick it
A riding crop
I'll be a victim, that's the ticket
Tap it, slap it how you wanna
Call me girl or call me mom
I'll getcha done, make you cum baby

Vulcanizer, rub-her, vulcanizer
You're a vulcanizer, oh tie me tighter oh
You're a vulcanizer baby
You and rubber!  You and rubber!
Vulcanizer vulcanizer vulcanizer (vulcanizer!)

Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah)
You know just what I want (ah-ah)
Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah)
You know just what I want (ah-ah)
You got me goin'
I'm wet and moanin'
I wanna do it
Vulcanizer

Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah)
You know just what I want (ah-ah)
Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah)
You know just what I want (ah-ah)
You say I'm horny
I know you're horny!
So let's get to it
Vulcanizer

Maybe if we met offline in the real world
(Vulcanizer, vulcanizer, vulcanizer, vulcanizer)
I could get off good, and maybe I would be your girl, but I won't if we don't

Vulcanizer, rub-her, vulcanizer
You're a vulcanizer, oh tie me tighter oh
You're a vulcanizer baby
You and rubber!  You and rubber!
Vulcanizer vulcanizer vulcanizer (vulcanizer!)

Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah)
You know just what I want (ah-ah)
Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah)
You know just what I want (ah-ah)
You got me goin'
I'm wet and moanin'
I wanna do it
Vulcanizer

Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah)
You know just what I want (ah-ah)
Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah)
You know just what I want (ah-ah)
You say I'm horny
I know you're horny!
So let's get to it
Vulcanizer

Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah)
You know just what I want (ah-ah)
Boy don't even taunt (ah-ah)
You know just what I want (ah-ah)
Vulcanizer, rub-her, vulcanizer
You're a Vulcanizer
Oh Vulcanizer oh
You're a Vulcanizer, baby


Now, feel free to post your own versions of Britney songs or change this one.


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RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions - 11/21/2008 10:21:10 AM   
eri


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Status: offline 		What is a vulcanizer? (Is this a Star Trek D/s thing that I am just not getting?)

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RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions - 11/21/2008 10:34:56 AM   
LumusandtheLady


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vulcanizer
nounsomeone who vulcanizes rubber to improve its strength and resiliency 

However in this case, we could use the term to apply to someone who plays with rubber and latex.   Nothing to do with Star Trek.


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RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions - 11/21/2008 10:58:25 AM   
VirginPotty


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RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions - 11/21/2008 11:08:14 AM   
LumusandtheLady


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Yer just jealous..... let's see YOUR best efforts, missy!

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RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions - 11/21/2008 11:09:01 AM   
VirginPotty


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Status: offline 		That was my "best effort"

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RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions - 11/21/2008 11:16:26 AM   
LumusandtheLady


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Status: offline 		Uhhhh, I've seen some of your "songs". You do some pretty some good work, Potsie....  Why not post them here since this is what Lumus intended the thread for?


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RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions - 11/21/2008 11:17:30 AM   
VirginPotty


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Damn Canadian doofus!

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RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions - 11/21/2008 11:21:01 AM   
LumusandtheLady


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Status: offline 		"Can you feel the love tonight......?"  Oh wait, that's Potty's breath......

That's what happens when I'm just the middle-man. Errrr, middle-woman. Besides, this is P&RS..... how the hell do you hijack something here? Song parodies are RIGHT ON TOPIC here! As stated from the OP!!!!   Feel better?


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RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions - 11/21/2008 1:39:10 PM   
dreamofthemoon


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LumusandtheLady

Vulcanizer
(sung to the tune "Womanizer" by Britney Spears)

Sorry to be a party pooper, but you ish wrong...

According to one source (Brit's site hasn't posted lyrics for her latest album, Circus, yet, as far as i know... i braved that territory for you, tyvm!  *snort*), Brit did not write that song.  Actual writing (and producing) credits go to these guys.

Yes, i was bored and had some extra time to spare, so sue me.  (Life?  What life?)

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RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions - 11/21/2008 3:31:15 PM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		Daddy in A Bottle  (sung to the music of Genie In A Bottle)

Oh...
I feel like I've been locked up tight
For a century of lonely nights
Waiting for Master
To release me

You're cracking the whip and throwing paddles my way
But that just means I'm gonna stay
Daddy daddy daddy
(baby, baby, baby)

Oh wow...
My body says go slow
Oh whoa...
But my heart is saying yes (yes)

If you wanna play with me,
baby There's a price you pay
I'm a sadist in black leather
You gotta please right away
If you wanna submit to me
I can make your wish come true
You gotta make a big impression
You gotta beg for what I do

Oh wow...
My body says go slow
Oh whoa...
But my heart is saying yes (yes)

The dungeon's ready and the lights' down low
A few more swats and then we're good to go
Waiting for submissives
Who craves me

Strobe lights blinking at the speed of light
That just means you'll be beat tonite
Slutty baby, baby
(slutty, baby, baby)

Oh wow...
My body says go slow
Oh whoa...
But my heart is saying yes (yes)

If you wanna play with me
Baby, your flesh's the price to pay
I'm your sadist in a bottle
You gotta beg me just the right way
If you wanna be with me
I can make your fantasy come true
Come and kneel in front of me
Before I consider you

I'm a Daddy in a bottle, baby
Gotta beg for it the right way, honey
I'm a Master in your dreams, baby
Come, come, come and let me out

Oh wow...
My body says go slow
Oh whoa...
But my heart is saying yes (yes)

If you wanna play with me
Baby, your flesh's the price to pay
I'm your sadist in a bottle
You gotta beg me just the right way
If you wanna be with me
I can make your fantasy come true
Come and kneel in front of me
Before I consider you

If you wanna play with me
Baby, your flesh's the price to pay
I'm your sadist in a bottle
You gotta beg me just the right way
If you wanna be with me
I can make your fantasy come true
Come and kneel in front of me
Before I consider you

I'm a Daddy in a bottle, baby
Come, come, come and really beg for it.



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RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions - 11/22/2008 5:09:36 AM   
LumusandtheLady


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quote:

ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

Sorry to be a party pooper, but you ish wrong...

According to one source (Brit's site hasn't posted lyrics for her latest album, Circus, yet, as far as i know... i braved that territory for you, tyvm!  *snort*), Brit did not write that song.  Actual writing (and producing) credits go to these guys.

Yes, i was bored and had some extra time to spare, so sue me.  (Life?  What life?)


*grins*

I never said she wrote it, just that it was by her, meaning as in she sang it since it seems to be popular. (I don't have a life either so I can nit-pick on the details of semantics on the OP......) 

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RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions - 11/22/2008 6:47:28 AM   
LumusandtheLady


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Status: offline 		I can so relate some days when it comes to being bored, dream!

And bear jes rox!

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RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions - 11/22/2008 6:58:16 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

Yes, i was bored and had some extra time to spare, so spank me.  (Life?  What life?)


Fixed it for ya. 

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RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions - 11/22/2008 7:09:11 AM   
LumusandtheLady


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Status: offline 		*begins delivering spankings liberally*

HEY HOLLY, WHEN I'M DONE WITH THIS PADDLE YOU HID ON JIM, WHERE DO I PUT IT?

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RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions - 11/22/2008 10:09:04 AM   
camille65


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Status: offline 		Wow I couldn't begin to tell you a single song she sings, much less be able to change the lyrics!

I'm all old and outta touch I guess.


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RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions - 11/22/2008 10:20:25 AM   
LumusandtheLady


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Status: offline 		  No, it shows you have good musical taste and knowledge, Camille. So stop fretting! 

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RE: Mocking Britney: Sport of Champions - 11/22/2008 1:12:13 PM   
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You think you're the real tough Dom with a bad history
Of breaking little subbies, like you see in me
That's o.k., lets see how you prove it
Put me in the cuffs, lets get down to it!

Smack me with your best whip!
Why dont you beat me with a cane!
Hit me with your best shot!
Pound away!

You come on with an attitude, you bitch and swear
yea whatever, don't think I care!
Knock me down, cause you think you're tough
Just laugh right in you're face again!

Hit me with your best shot!
Why dont you whip me with your best shot!
Give me your your best shot!
Flog away!

You think you're the real tough Dom with a bad history
Of breaking little subbies, like you see in me
Before I carve another notch in my leather cuff
You better make sure you can act just as tough

Paddle me with your best shot!
Come on, smack me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Flog away!

Smack me with your best whip!
Why dont you beat me with a cane!
Hit me with your best shot!
Pound away!


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