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mystickoolaid -> QUESTION... (11/21/2008 4:03:04 PM)
Are there actually subs out there who don't send their first message introducing themselves by saying how they want to lick your feet, serve you forever, offer their undying devotion... to someone they DONT EVEN KNOW and HAVEN'T MET??? This is most if not all of what I am getting. It's a bit scary. Are these people serious? Are they sane? I definitely would not consider devoting my whole life and body unconditionally to some stranger on the internet!

darchChylde -> RE: QUESTION... (11/21/2008 4:09:41 PM)
Nope, sorry; we were given several nice templates we can choose from for introductory emails. Day two was "How to take a picture of your cock."

MsLadySue -> RE: QUESTION... (11/21/2008 4:17:12 PM)
I had a lovely bunch of 11 from one sub this morning. Each had 1 to 3 words in each. Some of them the same words. Spelling sucked, and he said next to nothing.

rulemylife -> RE: QUESTION... (11/21/2008 4:20:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mystickoolaid Are there actually subs out there who don't send their first message introducing themselves by saying how they want to lick your feet, serve you forever, offer their undying devotion... to someone they DONT EVEN KNOW and HAVEN'T MET??? I'll be happy to answer your question.......................................if you let me lick your feet and serve you forever.

mystickoolaid -> RE: QUESTION... (11/21/2008 4:22:14 PM)
OH... why didnt I realize the answers to this were going to be so hilarious! [sm=crop.gif] <--- This is all I have to say to the smart ass replies so far. Be afraid. LOL

mystickoolaid -> RE: QUESTION... (11/21/2008 4:23:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde Nope, sorry; we were given several nice templates we can choose from for introductory emails. Day two was "How to take a picture of your cock." Do I get to see those? ;) Or do I have to go through a couple annoying messages about how you want to comb my hair and wash my ass with your toothbrush for the rest of your natural days first?

OttersSwim -> RE: QUESTION... (11/21/2008 4:27:51 PM)
All I can say is that it seems to be part of the Female Dominant job description. No idea why you Ladies like us boys so much - most of us are useless boobs![;)]

DiurnalVampire -> RE: QUESTION... (11/21/2008 4:31:25 PM)
Sad thing are they are serious. But they also know you arent going to say yes. If you did, they'd probably die! Funny when Fox and I started to talk, his first message was "Hi"

mystickoolaid -> RE: QUESTION... (11/21/2008 4:36:18 PM)
I've actually expressed feigned interest in some of them just to see what they say, how they respond, etc. They just carry on like it's the most normal thing in the world. Although, the ones who want to come do NSA housework and claim to understand I won't EVER touch them... and dig it... I'm curious about. LOL Sounds like a deal to me, if it's true... Which I highly doubt.

Lockit -> RE: QUESTION... (11/21/2008 4:36:23 PM)
Hey! Don't diss boobs! There has never been a useless boob as far as I was concerned! Of course I do agree there are some who don't do the good submissive's or dominant's a favor at all. As for the emails... I cut mime drastically by putting a lot of rules of communications. But I still get a few from other countries who can't decide whether they are dominant or submissive and who are always Native American. They always promise a lifetime of service from moment one. BUT... there are some great emails that I get and they can make up for the garbage. Hang in there! Edited because I am simply half brain dead today... grrrr

marie2 -> RE: QUESTION... (11/21/2008 4:36:46 PM)
I'm a submissive, and I've got news for you, male doms do the same thing; They want to "collar you", "you're smokin' hot", "I really like you", "I can tell already", "I want to own you", blah blah blah, before they've even met you. The bottom line is that people will say just about anything to promote their agenda. A lot of men (subs and doms) want a peek at the hole, and will say just about anything to get it. Cynical? Maybe. But nonetheless I've seen plenty of it, and I take it as an immediate red flag when a man starts to put the cart before the horse after only a few talks.

darchChylde -> RE: QUESTION... (11/21/2008 4:37:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mystickoolaid quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde Nope, sorry; we were given several nice templates we can choose from for introductory emails. Day two was "How to take a picture of your cock." Do I get to see those? ;) Or do I have to go through a couple annoying messages about how you want to comb my hair and wash my ass with your toothbrush for the rest of your natural days first? Nope sorry, I was kicked from the class by actually going out in the real world when I wanted to meet someone. All materials were confiscated forcibly.

CallaFirestormBW -> RE: QUESTION... (11/21/2008 4:43:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OttersSwim All I can say is that it seems to be part of the Female Dominant job description. No idea why you Ladies like us boys so much - most of us are useless boobs![;)] Yeah, and we can't even hide you in a bra... 'cause y'all'd like that! LOL [sm=flash.gif]

mystickoolaid -> RE: QUESTION... (11/21/2008 4:44:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: marie2 I'm a submissive, and I've got news for you, male doms do the same thing; They want to "collar you", "you're smokin' hot", "I really like you", "I can tell already", "I want to own you", blah blah blah, before they've even met you. The bottom line is that people will say just about anything to promote their agenda. A lot of men (subs and doms) want a peek at the hole, and will say just about anything to get it. Cynical? Maybe. But nonetheless I've seen plenty of it, and I take it as an immediate red flag when a man starts to put the cart before the horse after only a few talks. Ok so you're saying the common thread (no pun intended) here, is men...?

mystickoolaid -> RE: QUESTION... (11/21/2008 4:45:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde quote: ORIGINAL: mystickoolaid quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde Nope, sorry; we were given several nice templates we can choose from for introductory emails. Day two was "How to take a picture of your cock." Do I get to see those? ;) Or do I have to go through a couple annoying messages about how you want to comb my hair and wash my ass with your toothbrush for the rest of your natural days first? Nope sorry, I was kicked from the class by actually going out in the real world when I wanted to meet someone. All materials were confiscated forcibly. Wow. Sounds like a harsh grading scale.

GoddessDustyGold -> RE: QUESTION... (11/21/2008 4:45:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: marie2 I'm a submissive, and I've got news for you, male doms do the same thing; They want to "collar you", "you're smokin' hot", "I really like you", "I can tell already", "I want to own you", blah blah blah, before they've even met you. The bottom line is that people will say just about anything to promote their agenda. A lot of men (subs and doms) want a peek at the hole, and will say just about anything to get it. Cynical? Maybe. But nonetheless I've seen plenty of it, and I take it as an immediate red flag when a man starts to put the cart before the horse after only a few talks. A few talks? You get a few talks? I don't get enough substantial (meaning anything that would really interest Me) email to even get to a few talks! Yet I do get email, every single soilitary day. You lucky marie2 you! Psst! Should I be dialing all those cell phone numbers I get so I have at least one talk? Sigh

shymetalsub -> RE: QUESTION... (11/21/2008 4:49:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mystickoolaid Are there actually subs out there who don't send their first message introducing themselves by saying how they want to lick your feet, serve you forever, offer their undying devotion... to someone they DONT EVEN KNOW and HAVEN'T MET??? This is most if not all of what I am getting. It's a bit scary. Are these people serious? Are they sane? I definitely would not consider devoting my whole life and body unconditionally to some stranger on the internet! I'd really be quite interested to find out what percentage of male subs are batshit insane and lack basic communication skills. Perhaps we don't outnumber dommes as much as it seems when you exclude the incompetent ones. Lmao, any way you look at it, social Darwinism is depressing!

mystickoolaid -> RE: QUESTION... (11/21/2008 4:50:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GoddessDustyGold Psst! Should I be dialing all those cell phone numbers I get so I have at least one talk? Sigh Doesn't sound wise to me... but just make sure you use a pay phone or cell that cant be linked back your address. ;)

darchChylde -> RE: QUESTION... (11/21/2008 4:50:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mystickoolaid quote: ORIGINAL: marie2 I'm a submissive, and I've got news for you, male doms do the same thing; They want to "collar you", "you're smokin' hot", "I really like you", "I can tell already", "I want to own you", blah blah blah, before they've even met you. The bottom line is that people will say just about anything to promote their agenda. A lot of men (subs and doms) want a peek at the hole, and will say just about anything to get it. Cynical? Maybe. But nonetheless I've seen plenty of it, and I take it as an immediate red flag when a man starts to put the cart before the horse after only a few talks. Ok so you're saying the common thread (no pun intended) here, is men...? Actually, it's not just men. I have recieved the same from women on both sides of the equation.

atypicalsub -> RE: QUESTION... (11/21/2008 4:52:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: marie2 I'm a submissive, and I've got news for you, male doms do the same thing; They want to "collar you", "you're smokin' hot", "I really like you", "I can tell already", "I want to own you", blah blah blah, before they've even met you. The bottom line is that people will say just about anything to promote their agenda. A lot of men (subs and doms) want a peek at the hole, and will say just about anything to get it. Cynical? Maybe. But nonetheless I've seen plenty of it, and I take it as an immediate red flag when a man starts to put the cart before the horse after only a few talks. I've had dozens of male doms do this to me on here, and then get pissed off when they finaly realize I'm a guy! Seriously, it happens a lot here. I've never put up any pictures of me cross dressed or anything like that. It just seems there are a LOT of male doms who think if you're submissive you must be female and desperate for the attention of any man.

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