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RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" - 11/25/2008 9:34:20 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Politesub53
Of course subs need to take a full hour. It takes that long to find the clitoris




See now, this task requires some serious preparation. First, one has got to get a hat that has a light on it. You know, much like what miners wear. After all, is what we are discussing here any less than a gold mine?

Then, one must photocopy the illustration of the female sexual anatomy out of a human sexuality textbook. Then one should quietly unfold that cheat sheet while trying to find the clitoris.

"Excuse me, Maám? Was there a sound of paper? I didn't hear any paper, Maám. All I hear is the beat of my heart."

These two simple steps alone will shave off at least 15 minutes from the search time. At least!

Cheers,

Sea

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RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" - 11/25/2008 9:53:23 AM   
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That is what I get for trying to be clever.  


Perhaps it has escaped your notice, but there are sadists on these boards.

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RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" - 11/25/2008 10:11:56 AM   
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I'm not a worshipper. I've worshipped at the holy vagina for so many years I feel I've earned the most exalted title of all:

Slobberer.


Ah, the St Bernard method, right?


You've got it.   And Stella, since you're from the 'old country' - have you ever heard the expression "grommeting"?  That's what we used to call it at school.

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RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" - 11/25/2008 10:15:31 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Politesub53
Of course subs need to take a full hour. It takes that long to find the clitoris




See now, this task requires some serious preparation. First, one has got to get a hat that has a light on it. You know, much like what miners wear. After all, is what we are discussing here any less than a gold mine?

Then, one must photocopy the illustration of the female sexual anatomy out of a human sexuality textbook. Then one should quietly unfold that cheat sheet while trying to find the clitoris.

"Excuse me, Maám? Was there a sound of paper? I didn't hear any paper, Maám. All I hear is the beat of my heart."

These two simple steps alone will shave off at least 15 minutes from the search time. At least!

Cheers,

Sea


Following that, I've just had a great idea, Sea.  Next time I'm heading south, I'll take some tracing paper and mark out all the important locations on it.  Thereafter, all I'll need to do is tape the resulting drawing on the inside of her thigh.  Sorted.

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RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" - 11/25/2008 10:43:34 AM   
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Technical note for those blokes who like giving oral


I love ladies' pussies to bits; but kissing, licking, sucking etc can cause problems, most notably the terrible effect of over-enthusiasm resulting in a love-bite effect (or "hickey") on my lips. (Technically the result of sucking/kissing hard enough to burst blood vessels just beneath the skin). Hugely embarrassing to head off to a board meeting the morning after with one's lower lip area bright red and apparently bruised. Until I found the solution which, free gratis and for nothing, I now share with those who may suffer similar problems.

The technique is to work the little blood clots away from the concentrated site of the bruise so they are reabsorbed more quickly and easily and the mark disappears. Using a comb! Use the comb to stroke the blood away from the centre outwards; sounds odd but it works (as I discovered one night when it was vital I lost the unsightly bruising by morning and was ready to try anything). Press the comb teeth as hard as you can against the skin and repeatedly stroke/push the blood marks an inch or so across your chin. After five or ten minutes you'll see noticeable progress and, uncomfortable though it is, by morning there's practically no marking at all. How clever is that!

Techie tip #2: Wonderful as a lady's pussy is, it can be boring (for the giver as well as the receiver) if one simply lies there doing the same kissy licky action. Some tip somewhere I learnt, which is great fun to keep you focussed and avoid tedious repetition, is to use your tongue slowly and caringly to trace out the letters of the alphabet a few times up, down and across the whole of her pussy. With this approach (back to OP's original topic) you can stay there (and have her want you to stay there) for ages.

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RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" - 11/25/2008 10:46:03 AM   
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Wonderful as a lady's pussy is, it can be boring (for the giver as well as the receiver) if one simply lies there doing the same kissy licky action.


Perhaps humming a few bars of "God Save the Queen" would work.

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RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" - 11/25/2008 3:51:03 PM   
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Yep sounds about right. 

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RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" - 11/25/2008 3:59:39 PM   
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Following that, I've just had a great idea, Sea.  Next time I'm heading south, I'll take some tracing paper and mark out all the important locations on it.  Thereafter, all I'll need to do is tape the resulting drawing on the inside of her thigh.  Sorted.


The standard anatomy chart won't work for me.  Just keep to your Left.

< Message edited by MsStarlett -- 11/25/2008 4:00:05 PM >

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RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" - 11/25/2008 4:35:46 PM   
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Following that, I've just had a great idea, Sea.  Next time I'm heading south, I'll take some tracing paper and mark out all the important locations on it.  Thereafter, all I'll need to do is tape the resulting drawing on the inside of her thigh.  Sorted.


The standard anatomy chart won't work for me.  Just keep to your Left.


I'd love to have seen that before you edited it.

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RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" - 11/25/2008 4:37:05 PM   
PeonForHer


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Send her victorious
happy and glorious

Yep sounds about right. 


True.

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RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" - 11/25/2008 4:38:32 PM   
PeonForHer


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Status: offline 		Thanks, Sundowner.  That was a mine of useful tech knowhow there.

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RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" - 11/25/2008 4:41:09 PM   
MsStarlett


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Status: offline 		>> I'd love to have seen that before you edited it.

Maybe.  One of these days.   After I see your stars.


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RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" - 11/25/2008 4:46:30 PM   
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...oral service - which he claims to "totally love" , and is willing to perform  "for hours"... after several minutes - or even several orgasms - to me , this would become tedious , and possibly even irritating  - for real .

If you're dominant, as you claim to be, then I'm sure you'd have no problem deciding when it was enough.  If he's submissive, and you're telling us he is, then I'm sure he'd obey.

My point is, just because he's willing to do something doesn't mean you have to go along with it.  You're in control......... aren't you? 


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RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" - 11/25/2008 5:47:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Venatrix

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ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

That is what I get for trying to be clever.  


Perhaps it has escaped your notice, but there are sadists on these boards.


I thought it was funny... the hood thing... what does that have to do with sadism?

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RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" - 11/25/2008 5:49:02 PM   
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Following that, I've just had a great idea, Sea.  Next time I'm heading south, I'll take some tracing paper and mark out all the important locations on it.  Thereafter, all I'll need to do is tape the resulting drawing on the inside of her thigh.  Sorted.


The standard anatomy chart won't work for me.  Just keep to your Left.


Can you clarify that? Your vagina is somewhere on your left side?

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RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" - 11/25/2008 7:17:41 PM   
Venatrix


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Status: offline 		I was referring to the hard time that we speakers of British English were giving Otters about not knowing the difference amongst hoods, bonnets, and boots.  I take pleasure in watching men squirm, even if it only entails giving them a language lesson.  

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RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" - 11/25/2008 9:28:48 PM   
SlaveBlutarsky


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Status: offline 		I could do either for hours, either kissing or performing oral. I love both.

Even in a non D/s sense, kissing and cuddling (ugh, I hate that word), are two of my favorite things. I'm the type of person who can just sit on the couch or lay in bed and kiss for hours. Love it.

As far as 'needing' to do it, like it's my life's blood, I've never felt that way. I've had women who have been completely anti oral and while i wish it were different, never felt the need to impose my will on them. I just spent more time in the areas that they were comfortable.


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RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" - 11/26/2008 9:38:58 AM   
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I was referring to the hard time that we speakers of British English were giving Otters about not knowing the difference amongst hoods, bonnets, and boots.  I take pleasure in watching men squirm, even if it only entails giving them a language lesson.  


Otter  <----enjoys squirming... 


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RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" - 11/26/2008 9:48:27 AM   
PeonForHer


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I was referring to the hard time that we speakers of British English were giving Otters about not knowing the difference amongst hoods, bonnets, and boots.  I take pleasure in watching men squirm, even if it only entails giving them a language lesson.  


Otter  <----enjoys squirming... 



What a nerve Venatrix has talking about hoods and bonnets.  As if she's even touched one of those, never mind opened one to look at the engine. 

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RE: Seeking opinions on oral "service" - 11/26/2008 9:56:19 AM   
Venatrix


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

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ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

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ORIGINAL: Venatrix

I was referring to the hard time that we speakers of British English were giving Otters about not knowing the difference amongst hoods, bonnets, and boots.  I take pleasure in watching men squirm, even if it only entails giving them a language lesson.  


Otter  <----enjoys squirming... 



What a nerve Venatrix has talking about hoods and bonnets.  As if she's even touched one of those, never mind opened one to look at the engine. 


Listen, cheeky boy, I used to do my own motorbike maintenance.  What a pity if I dropped a spanner on *your* bonnet sometime.

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