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thishereboi -> RE: Rant on Trolling (12/2/2008 8:08:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mztresn0w *I would like a case of that spray. Wouldn't it be nice if they read our profiles. I wonder if Santa Claus could help us out with this one. Maybe we should mass e-mail him and see. LOL just joking.* When I was using my old screen name, my profile stated that I was only looking for freindship and only wanted to hear from females. I got a ton of mail from males who thought they could change my orientation or else wanted me to show them how to please a women. I also go a lot from male masters who thought I would just swoon when I read their emails and switch on over. My new profile doesn't say anything and I still get an occasional troll, but nothing like I used to.

stella41b -> RE: Rant on Trolling (12/2/2008 9:01:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thishereboi When I was using my old screen name, my profile stated that I was only looking for freindship and only wanted to hear from females. I got a ton of mail from males who thought they could change my orientation or else wanted me to show them how to please a women. I also go a lot from male masters who thought I would just swoon when I read their emails and switch on over. My new profile doesn't say anything and I still get an occasional troll, but nothing like I used to. I hear you here. I get this almost every day. I'm TG and only form relationships with dommes. The one of contenders for my Most Ridiculous Message of the Year was from a male dom in Texas who wanted me to have children and be his Alpha slave.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Rant on Trolling (12/2/2008 9:34:36 AM)
Oh Stella, how DIVINE! Can I start knitting the layette? snort Now that I have changed my profile, I have gotten much less tiresome wankmail, but loads more spam! Maddening. I love the delete key, I do!

ShiftedJewel -> RE: Rant on Trolling (12/2/2008 10:27:49 AM)
I don't know... my personal favorite are the ones that see that you are online, write to you real quick and then.... when you respond to it they look at your profile. Like the dominant guy that wrote to me, told me that we were looking for the same thing and maybe we should hook up... I wrote back and said "You're looking for a male subbie too???". He looked at my profile, probably for the first time. *And yeah, I just got one too... she has no active profile but has been through sub/slave training and wants me to own her... geeze..* *Jewel*

LadyPact -> RE: Rant on Trolling (12/2/2008 1:42:06 PM)
LOL! Troll spray! What every female Dominant has on her Christmas gift list this year! Jewel, I have to tell you, that version of troll is one of My particular favorites. The ones who are dumb enough to say they've read the profile and obviously haven't. I generally write something back to the effect of that the Dommes on this site are smart enough to see through the little ploy. Usually followed by something to the tune of, if you're going to be a liar, at least be good at it.

Lockit -> RE: Rant on Trolling (12/2/2008 2:03:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mztresn0w *I would like a case of that spray. Wouldn't it be nice if they read our profiles. I wonder if Santa Claus could help us out with this one. Maybe we should mass e-mail him and see. LOL just joking.* Um... well... some are imposter Santa's... It breaks my heart, it truly does... but Santa has been emailing me. He has been nice and I don't think he is a troll... infact... I know he knows me, but he won't show me the face behind the beard. But if one can claim to be Santa... other's can. You only know if they are real if they actually bring you gifts. So even in this... we cannot trust... unless we get a gift!

chezzy71 -> RE: Rant on Trolling (12/2/2008 2:26:17 PM)
Ok i have smelled lately in my trips to the ladies beauty areas of department stores some pretty nasty hair spray...almost enough to gag..well a submissive....would that do??

Lockit -> RE: Rant on Trolling (12/2/2008 2:50:10 PM)
LOL... no... no... hair spray is not troll spray! It only works on real trolls anyway! You are not dust blowing in the wind... so you are either not a real troll or hair spray just won't work. Troll spray must be magical to turn them to dust in the wind. But some hair spray is awful, but it tends to turn even the dominant away! So sorry you went through that! Signed... Lockit who has surely lost her marbles.

CountrySong -> RE: Rant on Trolling (12/2/2008 3:03:03 PM)
Hey Ladies you are not the only one who could use troll spray! It happens to guys also. Except our trolls just usually want us to send money or add them to yahoo so they can try to sell us cam show time. I usually send something back like - Hey, your beautiful and what a way to make money! I have an idea - I know about some great investments and I could always a sexy chick like you to support my lifestyle! BTW how are you at cleaning out horse stalls and pig pens as I have been playing on the internet and neglecting my chores. - Funny I never hear from them again. Actually, if you want to do something about trolls you could request the CM add a SQL trigger that prevented anyone from sending you an email unless they actually visited your profile. Also they could add a password box and you could put a code in your profile that they had to enter. (I had a more detailed plan that involved buying an old military base, rounding up the trolls, and placing them in a nice safe place where they could not access the internet. But, i just don't have time to organize that.) And Stella - I promise never to ask you to team up with me and have my babies. sighs with disappointment [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m23.gif[/image] (just messing with you)

Lockit -> RE: Rant on Trolling (12/2/2008 3:17:03 PM)
ROFL crying CountrySong! OMG! I need a tissue...

AlexandraLynch -> RE: Rant on Trolling (12/2/2008 3:30:20 PM)
I give everyone the courtesy of one reply. And then if it's clear it is a troll (I.e, not answering the question I asked, not making the corrections in written English I asked for, etc.) I just ignore the mails. If a sober "Thank you for applying, please send the following information" gets him off, he can have it.

RichieB -> RE: Rant on Trolling (12/2/2008 3:32:11 PM)
MstrssScarlet This is why I changed my name and profile. Diane

DominaSusan -> RE: Rant on Trolling (12/2/2008 4:18:25 PM)
I use to get all sorts of trolls-some of which were earnestly looking for someone others were just gross. Then I posted a note on my profile that I am not interested in any email correspondences-only chats on the forum. Now my emails have dropped off to serious questions that have nothing to do with finding ‘friends’. I have enough to do in real life- too carry on with an emailing BDSM relationship.

MstrssScarlet -> RE: Rant on Trolling (12/2/2008 6:22:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShiftedJewel *And yeah, I just got one too... she has no active profile but has been through sub/slave training and wants me to own her... geeze..* *Jewel* That's the same one! Whoever it was, they were busy last night. And yes, over the weekends (as someone else mentioned) seems to be prime time. Bored with no date I would guess, so looking for wank material here instead. I've picked up a little trick that I noticed others using. At the very end of my profile, I tell the reader that they must put a certain word or phrase in the first sentence of their message or it will be deleted. Most of my mail is never read. LOL It also helps to rotate the word or phrase if you have the energy. Keep those trolls on their feet! Stella, I really think you take the grand prize. ROFLMAO Mistress Scarlet

DesFIP -> RE: Rant on Trolling (12/2/2008 6:28:33 PM)
Of course you could announce that now you own them, and their first chore is to wash the dishes, second is to take out the garbage etc. Think how happy their wives will be!

ShiftedJewel -> RE: Rant on Trolling (12/3/2008 3:32:09 AM)
That's pretty close to what I do Des... They tell me they will do anything I want... I tell them I want a foot massage... now. And while their up, I need them to bring me a soda from downstairs. You know? I have yet to have anyone appear at my door for that... weird huh? *Jewel* edited to ask... *Anyone of you get the one from the dominant female that ruined her life trying to be dominant and now needs someone to "break" her and make her a whore?*

FullfigRIMAAM1 -> RE: Rant on Trolling (12/3/2008 5:34:49 AM)
Yeah, my standard reply to "will you train me online, I'll do anything for you on cam" is, if you can manage to come through and wash dishes, cook, and do laundry, we can have some serious fun. [:D] quote: ShiftedJewel *Anyone of you get the one from the dominant female that ruined her life trying to be dominant and now needs someone to "break" her and make her a whore?* I got one who told me her husband dumped her, is into my type, and would I be willing to contact him, financially dominate him to avenge for her?! WTF? M

Dnomyar -> RE: Rant on Trolling (12/3/2008 5:49:17 AM)
Seeing as that Im the biggest troll on here. None of that stuff works on me. Guys quit wasting your valuable time. Come to the Master troll for lessons.

ShaktiSama -> RE: Rant on Trolling (12/3/2008 12:51:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShiftedJewel edited to ask... *Anyone of you get the one from the dominant female that ruined her life trying to be dominant and now needs someone to "break" her and make her a whore?* Lol...yep.

FloridaMistresse -> RE: Rant on Trolling (12/3/2008 1:51:49 PM)
I find there is a very simple way to fetter out the trolls. Tell them you want to voice verify. Now they usually give some form of Bs about how they do not want to give out their phone # etc, but there are many safe ways to have calls, without giving out a home #. I usually let them decide what tack to take, but the end results must be voice verification. Stops all those men, pretending to be women looking to serve a Fem Dom. Personally I would like to get a hold of each one of them, staple gun their testicles to a board and let them ponder what its like to have their time and Mine wasted. Oh Did I type that? LOLOL ML~

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