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Termyn8or -> RE: Small Dick (1/1/2006 6:12:47 AM)
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Luckily mine is normal when hard, but when soft can get very very small. On a normal day it looks as though I'm uncircumsized but I am. Sometimes it becomes an "inny".
I wear a CB3000 with a harness and modified lock. Pics available on request.
You might want to contact Locked In Steel, they have a belt for the CB3000 but it's sort of a prototype. I'll tell you this much, if you shrink you will need a curved tube if you go with a full florentine style belt.
Another option might be a Chastitysteel.
Both have websites. Chastitysteel is in Germany and Locked In Steel is in NH US. Both have an alternative to the conventional flortentine belt. Both options, unlike a florentine, make you look well hung. If you want that flat "feminine" profile a full blown Neosteel or some other florentine is in order.
For all of you with the small dicks, I can sympathize. I never pity anyone and you have come to "grips" with it and no doubt if you are here you probably have as well. Having always been a shrinker I know what it's like to have the whole gym class laughing when someone says "Hey ______ where's your dick ?".
That embarrassment, however hard to take has helped me grow emotionally. I hang around here and LMU and formerly at AB's site when it was up, to be with all you abnormals. I am abnormal and you know what, I like it. It's getting to the point where I don't really like normal people. Watch the friggin TV and bitch when the Iraqis defend their country from invaders, but it's OK, they can go beat their Wife, fuck one of their daughters and then watch Seinfeld.
Borrow over $1.000 from me and never pay me back and think it's OK, beat up anyone who doesn't conform and put those stoopid fancy lights on their car. Yeah those lights really boost performance and gas mileage right ?
Normal people know that image is everything, there is no time for introspection and reflection. Do as the media tells you. Cheer for the home team. Sports fans, I'll tell you, it is NOT your team, some Jew owns the team and will move it as soon as it's a good idea financially. You give you loyalty to an entity that will not return it. The players are from wherever, they are not native to your town or anything.
The hard times caused by being a shrinker have caused me to become more of a person than the soccer Moms and way more of a Man than those six-pack Dads. Yes they are busy and diligent in what they do, but so is a washing machine. Actually the modern microprocessor controlled washing machine might be smarter than the person using it.
Next time you look down at your small dick and aren't happy, do a Google searcxh for America by the numbers. Remember those Howard Stern "man on the street" interviews. What percentage of Americans think the Sun orbits the Earth ?
When the revolution comes and we take over, anybody over 5¾" will be shot and their Wife given to one of our heroes. And we determine who the heroes are then, not someone who can ride in the back of a bomber and push a button.
When that happens treat them right and prove that we, the abnormal, are actually better than the soulless creatures that used to buy your kids video games.
If it doesn't happen in your lifetime be content in what you are and who you are. It will happen, but nobody knows when. Thusfar it has been big dick+stoopidity=money+foxy olady. But money is the worst thing to have, it loses value EVERY DAY. Small dicked people unite ! Gather weapons, food and water. When the shit hits the fan that bully will be begging at your door and sweet sweet revenge will come.
No I don't have issues, but I know what it's like. Even though I'm normal when hard, I look terrible in the shower. Women ! don't be stooooooopid ! Small dick guys can be great, if you need size, they make dildoes of any size you want, but a dildo is not a person (amazing that I thought that needed mention).
If you're not a big dick, it's cool even if you got a big dick, but remember you have not dealt with certain issues. Wait till you get old and a 20 year old sexpot marries you and takes all your savings. Just hope she doesn't take the TV.
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