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Can you fix my pc? - 12/4/2008 1:01:19 PM   
MissEnchanted


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I was having trouble with my computer so I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.
Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'S o, what was wrong?'
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that?  In case I need to fix it again.'
Richard grinned.  'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?'
'No,' I replied.
'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.' < /SPAN>
So I wrote down:       I D 1 0 T
I used to like the little shit.
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RE: Can you fix my pc? - 12/4/2008 1:21:50 PM   
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RE: Can you fix my pc? - 12/4/2008 2:05:38 PM   
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Alas, too true.

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RE: Can you fix my pc? - 12/4/2008 2:11:55 PM   
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heyyyyy...*dials phone to bitch at M...dat a****t!!!*

edited to protect my ass the next time hes within arms reach

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RE: Can you fix my pc? - 12/4/2008 2:24:36 PM   
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I send people for those forms all the time ;)




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RE: Can you fix my pc? - 12/4/2008 2:36:19 PM   
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lolol, at least he fixed it instead of wiping your hard drive which is what usually happens to me when one of those pc whizzes tries to fix something.

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RE: Can you fix my pc? - 12/4/2008 3:56:42 PM   
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LMAO Smart kid

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RE: Can you fix my pc? - 12/4/2008 7:00:55 PM   
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Sad thing is that in three years when my youngest goes to college, I am gonna be so fucked. I can't get anything to work; he does it all - computers, cell phone, digital camera. I'm supposed to go to something Sunday and need to take pics. He's not going to like it when I insist he comes along to take them. "What is this weird symbol on the bottom of the phone? And can you make it go away?"

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RE: Can you fix my pc? - 12/9/2008 3:23:50 PM   
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when we get a git trying to say they know what they're doing, and obviously don't, and call for help, but won't take it, thats a
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RE: Can you fix my pc? - 12/10/2008 6:04:03 AM   
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At least he gave you credit for being able to figure it out if you wrote it down.
I can't even figure out how to use my MP3. I forgot to take it home for thanksgiving to get my boys to show me - now what am I gonna do? oh, shit.

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RE: Can you fix my pc? - 12/10/2008 9:00:32 AM   
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Well, christmas is coming, as is kwanza and chanuka... pick one for a get together and take it then.

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RE: Can you fix my pc? - 12/12/2008 10:49:16 AM   
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I still use the phrase "It'll be a picnic".
It tends to give the user the impression it's going to be a walk in the park.....
but...
Problem
In
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Not
In
Computer.


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RE: Can you fix my pc? - 12/12/2008 12:13:50 PM   
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