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Musicmystery -> RE: one line Joke (12/9/2008 4:18:27 AM)
quote: from Steven Wright - a great comedian "The restaurant sign said, 'We serve breakfast anytime,' so I said, 'OK, I'll have French toast at the height of the Renaissance.'"

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: one line Joke (12/9/2008 9:47:29 AM)
"I went to the store to buy a candle holder, and they didn't have any.... So I baught a cake!" ~~Mitch Hedberg

MadAxeman -> RE: one line Joke (12/10/2008 2:19:35 AM)
*A pork pie goes into a bar and the landlord says* *'Sorry we don't serve food here'*

tsatske -> RE: one line Joke (12/10/2008 5:42:16 AM)
was it the driveway or the time travel that got the yuck? Wait - maybe it was the instant coffee - I admit, that stuff is pretty yuck.

MadAxeman -> RE: one line Joke (12/11/2008 4:27:05 AM)
*What do you call a dwarf with a machine gun?* *Rambo Stilsken* *Shut up, you'll all be telling it tomorrow.*

MsStarlett -> RE: one line Joke (12/11/2008 5:42:08 AM)
Two men walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: one line Joke (12/11/2008 8:11:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadAxeman *Shut up, you'll all be telling it tomorrow.* Doubt it... You told me that like a week ago, and I haven't told anyone... Maybe you're losing your touch... HAHAHA!

MadAxeman -> RE: one line Joke (12/11/2008 8:21:57 AM)
*Someone's in a mooooooood*

MadAxeman -> RE: one line Joke (12/11/2008 8:26:05 AM)
*What do you call a sheep with no legs?* *A cloud.*

sirsholly -> RE: one line Joke (12/11/2008 11:44:17 AM)
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

SteelofUtah -> RE: one line Joke (12/11/2008 12:07:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl "I went to the store to buy a candle holder, and they didn't have any.... So I baught a cake!" ~~Mitch Hedberg Oh you know good Comedy. God I love Mitch, he will be missed it is sad but Heroin took another one. Steel By the way the fact that not only do you know him but you like him you get a gold star in my little black book.

SteelofUtah -> RE: one line Joke (12/11/2008 12:09:59 PM)
I like escalators because an escalator can never break down it can only become stairs, You will never see a sign that says "Ecsalator temporarily out of service, No, You will only see a sign that say Escalator Temproarily Stairs Sorry for the Convenience." All right. ~~Another Hedberg Masterpeice~~ Steel

Emperor1956 -> RE: one line Joke (12/11/2008 12:14:05 PM)
A piece of string loops himself around himself, musses his hair and walks into a bar where the bartender says "we don't serve string! Don't you know that?" And the string says "NO. I'm afraid not!" E

SteelofUtah -> RE: one line Joke (12/11/2008 12:16:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 A piece of string loops himself around himself, musses his hair and walks into a bar where the bartender says "we don't serve string! Don't you know that?" And the string says "NO. I'm afraid not!" E Wow, So that was like a Joke only different at the end right? Old, and I hated it even when I was in Gradeschool. Steel

Emperor1956 -> RE: one line Joke (12/11/2008 12:23:30 PM)
Steel, think about it. and if you still don't get it by the weekend, I'll explain it to you, OK?

Musicmystery -> RE: one line Joke (12/11/2008 12:26:43 PM)
I tripped on the escalator and fell downstairs for an hour and a half.

Saratov -> RE: one line Joke (12/11/2008 1:33:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah I like escalators because an escalator can never break down it can only become stairs, You will never see a sign that says "Ecsalator temporarily out of service, No, You will only see a sign that say Escalator Temproarily Stairs Sorry for the Convenience." All right. ~~Another Hedberg Masterpeice~~ Steel I have actually seen out of order signs on escalators. [8\|] One time I started to use it as stairs and was told that it was out of order so I couldn't be on it. [sm=m23.gif] [sm=ofcourse.gif]

SteelofUtah -> RE: one line Joke (12/11/2008 2:17:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 Steel, think about it. and if you still don't get it by the weekend, I'll explain it to you, OK? No Not Necessary .... I get it... Frayed Knot.... Still not funny still one that just makes me go ..... [sm=Groaner.gif] However if you could explain the Chicken and the Egg Paradox I would be glad to hear it ... I actually know the answer however... The Egg Came First.. Cause a Reptile Laid it. Steel

Musicmystery -> RE: one line Joke (12/11/2008 2:29:05 PM)
A pun is it's own reword.

Vendaval -> RE: one line Joke (12/11/2008 3:41:06 PM)
Does anal retentative have a hyphen? [8\|]

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