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Musicmystery -> RE: one line Joke (12/11/2008 4:04:13 PM)
That's "retentive," not "retentative." Now.....where's that roughage........

mummyman321 -> RE: one line Joke (12/11/2008 4:44:15 PM)
Beauty Parlor: a place where women curl up and dye

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: one line Joke (12/11/2008 8:15:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah quote: ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl "I went to the store to buy a candle holder, and they didn't have any.... So I baught a cake!" ~~Mitch Hedberg Oh you know good Comedy. God I love Mitch, he will be missed it is sad but Heroin took another one. Steel By the way the fact that not only do you know him but you like him you get a gold star in my little black book. AND, Spelled his name right!! lol quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah I like escalators because an escalator can never break down it can only become stairs, You will never see a sign that says "Ecsalator temporarily out of service, No, You will only see a sign that say Escalator Temproarily Stairs Sorry for the Convenience." All right. ~~Another Hedberg Masterpeice~~ Steel I was going to put that one, But I couldn't remember the whole thing, and I didn't want to ruin his genious, buy ruining his joke.

FourQ -> RE: one line Joke (12/12/2008 3:10:59 AM)
Favourite quote: Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so - Douglas Adams

thebossnbliss -> RE: one line Joke (12/12/2008 3:16:07 AM)
im taking notes, lol blissy

eljanlionheart76 -> RE: one line Joke (12/20/2008 1:04:35 AM)
Hi, I'm Joe King.

nevaehangel -> RE: one line Joke (12/20/2008 2:35:29 AM)
Heres one... Two irishmen walk out of a bar..... hey it could happen.......maybe

eljanlionheart76 -> RE: one line Joke (12/20/2008 11:30:01 AM)
"My grandpa said he couldn't walk with out his Johnnie Walker. I can't believe he used to name all his belongings." "I want to get a new toilet, paint it green black white with a red star, and have my own Heine-Kan." "The dog barks, the bitch Yaps."

sirsholly -> RE: one line Joke (12/21/2008 3:57:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: eljanlionheart7 "I want to get a new toilet, paint it green black white with a red star, and have my own Heine-Kan." SNOOORT

FourQ -> RE: one line Joke (12/21/2008 8:16:06 AM)
Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Celene -> RE: one line Joke (12/21/2008 9:32:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Saratov quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah I like escalators because an escalator can never break down it can only become stairs, You will never see a sign that says "Ecsalator temporarily out of service, No, You will only see a sign that say Escalator Temproarily Stairs Sorry for the Convenience." All right. ~~Another Hedberg Masterpeice~~ Steel I have actually seen out of order signs on escalators. [8\|] One time I started to use it as stairs and was told that it was out of order so I couldn't be on it. [sm=m23.gif] [sm=ofcourse.gif] That is funny. . . in a sad way.

FourQ -> RE: one line Joke (12/22/2008 4:47:11 AM)
See the metro system in North Tyneside! There's always at least one escalator not working somewhere on the network.

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