purepleasure
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Joined: 4/9/2004 From: Lehigh Valley, PA Status: offline
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*** SPECIAL ALERT *** *** SPECIAL ALERT *** *** SPECIAL ALERT *** This just in from the Collarme.com news room. It is reported that Orlando, Florida, USA is on the verge of being invaded by Pirates and Flying Monkeys, so that they may join forces for a lifelong adventure. Sources say that Orlando International Airport is the site of origin of the invasion. Accompanying said Pirate and Flying Monkey is a motley crew of well wishers from all over the world (ok, so all over the world means just Canada and the USA). Safety personnel (Potty) recommends if you see the Pirate, Flying Monkey, or any of said accomplices, run... don't walk! That's right, RUN up to any of them and give them a huge hug in greeting and welcome! However, you may be approched in advance by this group's security force, who are known as The Pimpettes. These ladies have been known to give bone crushing hugs, and are skilled in the darkest, most erotic arts known to mankind. For those residing in the Orlando area, you may have already been approched by their surveillance team. This team is led by a Bear and a gorgeous Red-haired Amazon. The surveillance team may be in the company of contigent of giggleboxes, and can incite riots of laughter and fun. Be afraid, Orlando... be very afraid. Your city will never be the same after this invasion. And now.... back to the regularly scheduled programming.
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Patience, grasshopper. Your stupidity does not impress me. blame it on your hormones!!! - beerbug aka ydd
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