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missturbation -> RE: February 6th, 2009 (1/23/2009 11:11:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Misst... have I mentioned that you are sick twisted woman? (I adore you!!) The Pirate wants to know where do you get such a substantial supply, and do you keep it stored within food service guidelines./.... I'm not sure whether we are talking sperm or dick cheese here so ill answer for both. The problem with keeping sperm in the fridge is it tends to go a bit like clotted cream. It can become a bit chewy and hard to palette. Im not sure what its like after freezing but i can only imagine it would pick up an amount of water just like anything you freeze does. As for dick cheese, it's like a fine wine or cheese for that matter lol, best left to mature. ~gr~ Oh come on people you can talk about licking assholes, peeing in someones mouth, coming in mouths, spitting or swallowing but you can't handle a little cooking with sperm or dick cheese? [8\|]

GreedyTop -> RE: February 6th, 2009 (1/23/2009 11:16:23 AM)
adores Misst

missturbation -> RE: February 6th, 2009 (1/23/2009 11:21:15 AM)
Adores greedy too [:D] Can't wait til you are in the UK [;)]

GreedyTop -> RE: February 6th, 2009 (1/23/2009 11:23:12 AM)
me either, honey....

sirsholly -> RE: February 6th, 2009 (1/23/2009 11:25:49 AM)
i just had the honor of talking to Greedy and the Pirate (no doubt about it...he is British!) I have talked to Greedy before...but this was different. You could actually hear the love in her voice!!

GreedyTop -> RE: February 6th, 2009 (1/23/2009 11:30:34 AM)
dammit..you've made me weepy....

missturbation -> RE: February 6th, 2009 (1/23/2009 11:36:48 AM)
I'm not really one for sentimental and emotional as ya all know but............................................... ya'll should ahve seen the look in pirates eyes when he spoke of greedy to me the night before his flight. Even mrs unromantic me could spot the love from a mile away. I'm not big on marriage but im tellin ya this one will last forever and a day and i for one am so pleased for them. It gives even me hope that true love exists. P.s there will be no throwing of this post in my face when i become all bah humbug about relationships and emotions again [;)]

sirsholly -> RE: February 6th, 2009 (1/23/2009 11:39:07 AM)
quote: P.s there will be no throwing of this post in my face when i become all bah humbug about relationships and emotions again takes notes [sm=writing.gif] so i can toss this post back to Ms BahHumbug [:)]

missturbation -> RE: February 6th, 2009 (1/23/2009 11:47:14 AM)
That's just evil [:'(]

sirsholly -> RE: February 6th, 2009 (1/23/2009 11:49:20 AM)
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

cjan -> RE: February 6th, 2009 (1/23/2009 11:49:27 AM)
Dick cheese must be a British delicacy. I don't think we have it in the good ole U.S.A. Where is SunDude when we need his input ? Or maybe a better question...no wonder misst has never been "in love".

missturbation -> RE: February 6th, 2009 (1/23/2009 12:02:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan Dick cheese must be a British delicacy. I don't think we have it in the good ole U.S.A. Where is SunDude when we need his input ? Or maybe a better question...no wonder misst has never been "in love". Nah dick cheese is universal. Yanno that white smegma usually found under the foreskin of unhygienic penises. And i have been in love, i think, i hope...................erm ok maybe not [:'(]

everhope -> RE: February 6th, 2009 (1/23/2009 12:45:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Nah dick cheese is universal. Yanno that white smegma usually found under the foreskin of unhygienic penises. quote: i must hang out with clean cocks, because i have never encountered dick cheese in my personal life. now on the professional side of my life, i have seen way more than my fair share. one gentleman in particuliar will never leave my memory. he was around 80 with dementia. his wife was his primary caregiver and had basically given up on getting him to bathe. he was uncircumsized and smega had been there so long it was dried and his foreskin would not even pull back.it took me 3 weeks...4 times a week appling baby oil and gently pulling back a lil each time to get his dick clean...i will spare you the details of his feet.

hejira92 -> RE: February 6th, 2009 (1/23/2009 1:59:34 PM)
[:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(][:'(] Sometimes, I am soooo glad I'm a yank. (and a jew to boot- doubles my chances of encountering clean cut cocks) (Sir, not that I plan on encountering any other one- ever again!)

Phoenixpower -> RE: February 6th, 2009 (1/23/2009 2:21:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop sick and wrong on SO many levels!! (I love this man!) yeah, i heard this can help...when he is posh and 97 or so...[8\|] But glad that both of you are a bit younger then that and have now finally time again together...also glad to hear that your cats accepted him....as they are really really good judges [;)] regarding cheese...well, greedy loves her cheese...

Phoenixpower -> RE: February 6th, 2009 (1/23/2009 2:23:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation Scarey thought for anyone eating dinner at my house [8\|] never forget...it's safer to have your own food with you at all* times....*

beargonewild -> RE: February 6th, 2009 (1/23/2009 2:41:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation ~gr~ Oh come on people you can talk about licking assholes, peeing in someones mouth, coming in mouths, spitting or swallowing but you can't handle a little cooking with sperm or dick cheese? [8\|] All I'll say is I am fussy on what goes in my mouth!

beargonewild -> RE: February 6th, 2009 (1/23/2009 2:43:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly i just had the honor of talking to Greedy and the Pirate (no doubt about it...he is British!) I have talked to Greedy before...but this was different. You could actually hear the love in her voice!! Pirate's British???????????

piratecommander -> RE: February 6th, 2009 (1/23/2009 3:04:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan Dick cheese must be a British delicacy. I don't think we have it in the good ole U.S.A. Where is SunDude when we need his input ? Or maybe a better question...no wonder misst has never been "in love". Now is a good time to recommend NOT getting involved in the convo if it turns "sour" on the subject of dick cheese (or any other "specialist" ingredients in misst's repertioire for that matter) As several of the CREW have previously indicated expressed interest in eating raw genitalia and it's benefits to health (and particularly wellbeing),maybe it is worth noting that none of the above will be appearing on the actual wedding food menu? Pirate

beargonewild -> RE: February 6th, 2009 (1/23/2009 3:07:18 PM)
hoping the food fairies bring escargot or caviar to the wedding feast

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