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Center of the Universe


The Universe revolves around the earth
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The Universe revolves around McDonalds
  0% (0)
The Universe revolves around the nearest coffee shop
  5% (1)
The Universe revolves around ANY coffee shop
  5% (1)
The Universe revolves around a person (give name)
  10% (2)
The Universe is actually nothing more than a computer simulation
  5% (1)
The Universe is the deranged hullicinations of an insane microbe
  15% (3)
The Universe centers on the point of the big bang, the first orgasm.
  10% (2)
all of the above
  25% (5)
none of the above
  25% (5)


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(last vote on : 12/11/2008 8:31:35 PM)
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Center of the Universe - 12/7/2008 8:30:34 AM   
jlf1961


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Status: offline 		Recently, I was informed that the Universe does not revolve around a single person.

While I knew the Universe did not revolve around me, I had considered the possibility the Universe revolved around my dog Shadow (well he seems to think so) and was content in that belief.

However, in attempt to aid in discovering the truth about the center of the Universe, I have decided to poll the most intelligent people I know, those being the members of these boards.




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RE: Center of the Universe - 12/7/2008 8:34:43 AM   
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RE: Center of the Universe - 12/7/2008 8:36:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ok, so who has the biggest pussy that the universe is revolving around?

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RE: Center of the Universe - 12/7/2008 8:42:31 AM   
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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

Ok, so who has the biggest pussy that the universe is revolving around?

Rain


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RE: Center of the Universe - 12/7/2008 8:44:16 AM   
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Status: offline 		Hold the phone...when i said Rain i did not mean that Lumy was the biggest pussy. Well...i could have, but i didn't.

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RE: Center of the Universe - 12/7/2008 8:47:08 AM   
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RE: Center of the Universe - 12/7/2008 8:53:50 AM   
LinnaeaBorealis


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RE: Center of the Universe - 12/7/2008 9:00:20 AM   
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RE: Center of the Universe - 12/7/2008 9:13:52 AM   
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RE: Center of the Universe - 12/7/2008 9:20:39 AM   
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RE: Center of the Universe - 12/7/2008 9:31:33 AM   
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RE: Center of the Universe - 12/7/2008 9:39:35 AM   
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RE: Center of the Universe - 12/7/2008 9:46:53 AM   
servantheart


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RE: Center of the Universe - 12/7/2008 12:18:02 PM   
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RE: Center of the Universe - 12/7/2008 1:34:13 PM   
jlf1961


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

after 12 cups i would think your center is a bathroom...


Nope, coffee does not seem to have that effect on me.

Although I have been told by more than a couple of health professionals that I need to cut back on the coffee.....


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RE: Center of the Universe - 12/7/2008 1:44:58 PM   
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RE: Center of the Universe - 12/7/2008 1:46:58 PM   
Raechard


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RE: Center of the Universe - 12/7/2008 2:16:09 PM   
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RE: Center of the Universe - 12/7/2008 2:17:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: stella41b

*snort*


WOOHOOOOO

I made Stella snort...*runs off laughing manically*


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RE: Center of the Universe - 12/7/2008 2:28:17 PM   
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