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Evanesce -> RE: Pure and simple (2/23/2006 4:13:15 PM)
quote: Fastlane says "Read the Tattoo on my cheeks....Exit only!" I know a good artist who can fix that for you. [&:] ::yawns, stretches, and looks for something warm and fuzzy to curl up with::

fergus -> RE: Pure and simple (2/23/2006 4:19:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fastlane quote: Nay. Fastlane in a french maid's outfit can do all that...perhaps with a buttplug or two. Fastlane says "Read the Tattoo on my cheeks....Exit only!" Someone has to pay.....Fastlane looks around the room.....or not? Everyone is bigger then me! Can't we all just get along? Oh, you thought the butt plugs were for your butt? fergus

champagnewishes -> RE: Pure and simple (2/26/2006 1:21:12 AM)
quote: Oh, you thought the butt plugs were for your butt? Silly rabitt, Trixs are for kids...

fergus -> Switches Unite! (again?) (2/26/2006 6:47:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: champagnewishes quote: Oh, you thought the butt plugs were for your butt? Silly rabitt, Trixs are for kids... Good! We're back on track and active again! Join 'Switches Unite!" Uniting the switches since the dawn of friday before last ;) fergus

SimplyV -> RE: Switches Unite! (again?) (2/26/2006 11:48:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fergus Good! We're back on track and active again! Join 'Switches Unite!" Uniting the switches since the dawn of friday before last ;) fergus runs over to Fergus and puts their fists together Wonder Twins powers unite! sighs as nothing happens and runs off for more peanut butter

Evanesce -> RE: Switches Unite! (again?) (2/26/2006 2:08:33 PM)
quote: Wonder Twins powers unite! sighs as nothing happens and runs off for more peanut butter That's 'cause you didn't say "Activate!" Sheesh! ::looks around, notices folks sleeping on the Twister mat, picks up the spinner and screams Right Boob Green!!! giggling as startled snoozers leap to their feet:::

SimplyV -> RE: Switches Unite! (again?) (3/2/2006 1:11:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Evanesce quote: Wonder Twins powers unite! sighs as nothing happens and runs off for more peanut butter That's 'cause you didn't say "Activate!" Sheesh! ::looks around, notices folks sleeping on the Twister mat, picks up the spinner and screams Right Boob Green!!! giggling as startled snoozers leap to their feet::: laughs oh.. yeah .. Activate.. slaps her head *grabs more peanut butter and begins making sure everyone is covered in it. Gropes a bit while doing so" [:D]

Slipstreme -> RE: Switches Unite! (again?) (3/2/2006 8:50:02 PM)
Peanut butter! dives into it and starts randomly covering myself in it. Yay penut butter! wanders over to the twister board waiting for the next color

Lashra -> RE: Switches Unite! (again?) (3/3/2006 4:53:55 AM)
oh peanut butter in the right place, thats fun, its even more fun with chocolate [;)] Lashra I vote Fergus the hawtest male switch!! <holds up a sign>Vote Fergus!

fergus -> RE: Switches Unite! (again?) (3/3/2006 9:05:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lashra oh peanut butter in the right place, thats fun, its even more fun with chocolate [;)] Lashra I vote Fergus the hawtest male switch!! <holds up a sign>Vote Fergus! awwwww Gawrsh, THANK you! :) You're gonna give me a swelled head ;) fergus

BitaTruble -> RE: Switches Unite! (again?) (3/3/2006 10:14:26 AM)
quote: I vote Fergus the hawtest male switch!! <holds up a sign>Vote Fergus! Who else is running????? No offense to Fergus, but.. yanno, if Sean Connery is on the ballot for hottie switch I'm going to be very torn here. ;) Celeste

Level -> RE: Switches unite! (3/3/2006 3:14:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble quote: If this thread be an accurate count, there are about 12 switches in all of Collar Me land willing to unite ;) I don't know. Unite.. what if you make a typo and start to untie people. That just doesn't sound good to me. Celeste LOL celeste

Level -> RE: Switches unite! (3/3/2006 3:27:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: fastlane Uniforms are for catholic school kids...... Everyone should be nekked....and we'll do a slut Pile! Fastlane gets the Top....since I'm the only Dominant here! NOT the "only dominant here"...........[:@] .....a switch can be a dominant, a real live, gen-u-ine dominant. [X(]

champagnewishes -> RE: Switches unite! (3/3/2006 6:44:54 PM)
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth....tee hee

Evanesce -> RE: Switches unite! (3/3/2006 8:37:53 PM)
LOL! We need some chocolate to go with that peanut butter, though. And some whipped cream. Definitely whipped cream. Anyone got a small swimming pool?

fergus -> RE: Switches unite! (3/3/2006 9:27:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Evanesce LOL! We need some chocolate to go with that peanut butter, though. And some whipped cream. Definitely whipped cream. Anyone got a small swimming pool? Well, I reckon someone could whip me till I cream ;) okay, that was bad. BT: I an honored to even be considered in the running with Mr. Connory ;) fergus

Slipstreme -> RE: Switches unite! (3/4/2006 6:34:52 AM)
quote: Well, I reckon someone could whip me till I cream ;) You and me both here. Nothing wrong with bad punning in my opinion. :P

Evanesce -> RE: Switches unite! (3/4/2006 8:58:40 AM)
OK, the PUNishment line forms over there ----------------------> :::warming up the dragon's tongue:::

fergus -> RE: Switches unite! (3/4/2006 10:32:03 AM)
OO OO! Pick me! I'll take a lickin' from the dragon's tongue, Evanesce! fergus

midniteschild -> RE: Switches unite! (3/11/2006 4:33:15 AM)
I am a switch in a long term relationship-- I read naked in a vat of peanut butter and chocolate... I live in australia now and we have nutella here. It is a really yummy Hazelnut spread.! we could use that LOL

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