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Driest jokes? - 12/9/2008 2:03:47 AM   
Musicmystery


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"Waitress! This coffee tastes like mud!"
"But Sir, it was just ground this morning..."

or:

How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.


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RE: Driest jokes? - 12/10/2008 2:23:44 AM   
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RE: Driest jokes? - 12/10/2008 8:08:32 AM   
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RE: Driest jokes? - 12/10/2008 8:54:01 AM   
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RE: Driest jokes? - 12/10/2008 10:35:53 AM   
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Did you hear the one about Einstein and His Family? It about his Theroy or Relatives

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RE: Driest jokes? - 12/10/2008 10:42:41 AM   
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Doctor says: "When did ths happen?"
Frog says: "A while ago. It all started with a bump on my ass."

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RE: Driest jokes? - 12/10/2008 4:15:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

Um...whereabouts are you again Fannie?


PA! You silly butt! Just sitting here wishing to have a giant push pin come out of the sky! Hehe!


My joke:  Where does Dracula brush His teeth?    In the BAT room!! 

Yep. Got that from the little girl on the dixie cup commercial! lmao I love it though.

My UM's favorite joke:  ~Knock knock. ~~Who's there?  ~Orange.  ~~Orange who?  ~Orange Banana peel!!!!
He's 3. lol

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RE: Driest jokes? - 12/10/2008 5:48:58 PM   
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Do you know why Tigger stinks? Because he plays with Pooh!

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RE: Driest jokes? - 12/10/2008 6:38:10 PM   
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...A stick

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RE: Driest jokes? - 12/10/2008 6:41:37 PM   
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RE: Driest jokes? - 12/10/2008 7:08:40 PM   
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RE: Driest jokes? - 12/10/2008 7:33:36 PM   
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because they're ugly and they stink.

(this was told by a guy at my last place of employment and the way he told it was drier than dry,  it made crack up everytime)

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RE: Driest jokes? - 12/10/2008 10:44:46 PM   
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RE: Driest jokes? - 12/11/2008 2:51:22 AM   
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A. Poo

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RE: Driest jokes? - 12/11/2008 7:26:12 AM   
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I have no eye-deer.

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RE: Driest jokes? - 12/11/2008 7:29:06 AM   
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

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RE: Driest jokes? - 12/11/2008 8:01:36 PM   
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RE: Driest jokes? - 12/12/2008 3:15:40 AM   
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