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After diligent research I have discovered why the world... - 12/9/2008 2:42:16 PM   
jlf1961


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Status: offline 		The problem with the world today is three fold....

1) Priorities are skewed, the really important things (like making the perfect milkshake and cheesecake) are ignored for insane stuff.

2) There is no background music for daily life

3) Finally, no laugh track.


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RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the w... - 12/9/2008 5:41:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		Please don't even mention cheesecake. I don't like the stuff but got conned into making one for my daughter's return from college. Why am I spending the morning baking something I won't even eat? (Bangs head on desk).

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RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the w... - 12/9/2008 7:30:02 PM   
Lockit


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Status: offline 		I guess I fall into that mess of the world... Some mom's bake... some buy.  I stopped baking when the last turned eighteen... I buy now.  But I always listen to background music and there is always laughter around here.  Mostly at me, but that's okay.

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RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the w... - 12/11/2008 7:29:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		the perfect cheesecake? (or anything else you want to bake) go to www.recipezaar.com, type in what you want and sort by ratings...

I agree with the music. I've often said I would like my own theme music. And the fuzzy ones in our house need theirs too. You can practically see them dancing to it!

I am my own laugh track...

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RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the w... - 12/11/2008 7:49:44 AM   
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RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the w... - 12/11/2008 7:52:33 AM   
Dnomyar


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Status: offline 		There is to music. Go into most elevators or listen to the christmas music in any store. Cheese cake is one of the very rare food that I do not eat.

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RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the w... - 12/11/2008 8:06:20 AM   
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RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the w... - 12/11/2008 10:48:13 AM   
Christinestill


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Status: offline 		D...next time i make cheesecake, i'll get some on my fingers and ask, "do you want a taste?"  maybe you'll like it then, no?

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RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the w... - 12/11/2008 1:54:03 PM   
Aylee


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Status: offline 		You are right, there is no background music and no laugh track.  We all have to make up our own minds about what we are supposed to be feeling and when things are funny.

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RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the w... - 12/11/2008 2:58:42 PM   
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RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the w... - 12/11/2008 3:00:53 PM   
Aylee


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If I am insane, then I won't KNOW that I am fine.  Didn't you read Catch-22?

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RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the w... - 12/11/2008 5:00:57 PM   
LinnaeaBorealis


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

You are right, there is no background music and no laugh track.  We all have to make up our own minds about what we are supposed to be feeling and when things are funny.


  I call foul!!  Everyone who knows me knows I can't make up my own mind.  Why do you think domly types were invented??

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RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the w... - 12/11/2008 8:32:17 PM   
ohbiguy32


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Status: offline 		 I don't have any of those problems.  I live in my own little world and everyone likes me there

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RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the w... - 12/11/2008 8:33:42 PM   
Kalista07


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ohbiguy32

I don't have any of those problems.  I live in my own little world and everyone likes me there


That's great in theory obg, but what happens when you discover everyone in your world is trying to kill you??? huh? What then? Huh? Huh? Huh?????

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RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the w... - 12/11/2008 8:52:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		If there were a laugh track in MY life for when I run into something, or somone in my life actually says something funny, there would be no need for the music... You wouldn't be able to hear it anyways.

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RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the w... - 12/11/2008 8:55:42 PM   
CarrieO


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quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

2) There is no background music for daily life



Hang on.....am I the only one that hears the music?

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RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the w... - 12/11/2008 9:49:31 PM   
stella41b


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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-rutX0I6NxU

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RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the w... - 12/11/2008 10:13:25 PM   
CarrieO


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quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961


3) Finally, no laugh track.



Walk like this and there will be a laugh track.......

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wippooDL6WE&feature=related

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RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the w... - 12/11/2008 11:13:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		well lol think geek has fixed your background music and laughtrack issues...

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RE: After diligent research I have discovered why the w... - 12/12/2008 6:53:01 AM   
pahunkboy


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Status: offline 		kill the TV.

crank up the old cassette player.  I promise you will be dancing like you were way back when.

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