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peppermint -> RE: Your Worst Gift (12/11/2008 8:03:14 PM)

I have some slippers I want to buy again.  They were fuzzies, looked kinda like tennis shoes in bright bold colors.  Were really soft inside and the bottoms were kinda like the memory foam stuff.  I loved mine till they fell apart.  They were bought at a mall kiosk and if anyone knows where to buy them, let me know....please. 




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Your Worst Gift (12/11/2008 8:07:11 PM)

To be completely honest, I don't think that I have ever had a BAD gift.  The crap that everyone else bitches about, is the stuff I look forward to every year.  When I was growing up, We didn't have much money, so the dollar tree is where my mom got most of the gifts for my brother and I.  And We appriciated all of it!  It has been a tradition for as long as I can remember that in our stockings, we always got toothbrushes, toothpastes, travel sized soaps (caress for me, usually Irish Spring for my brother), hand sanitizer (I ended up stealing my brother's last year.  Came in quite handy in beauty school), deoterant, and things like that.  I usually know everything that my mom is going to give me. I usually go with her to pick stuff out, and I usually wrap them too. lol  But I would MUCH rather give gifts than to get them.  However, this year, I won't be able to.  I have made most of the gifts for Sweets this year, and No one else is getting anything from me.  I don't have the money.  Thank God for "Santa", or my son wouldn't be getting anything.. :(

But As I was saying, I have never had a BAD gift.  Even the Crappy PJs That I got from an ex's mother that didn't fit, meant a lot. I had only met her like twice, (I still don't know her name), and he and I were only together for a month.... She didn't have to do that at all.
Yes, My grandmother gave me socks, and a book she had already read last year, But she also gave me a quilted pillow she had made me out of scraps from clothes and quilts that she had made me over the years. And that meant more to me than anything. :)

Edited to add: I'm glad that Christmas is coming, I need a new toothbrush! lol




YourhandMyAss -> RE: Your Worst Gift (12/11/2008 8:28:06 PM)

My mom gave me a children's bible when I was 17, in the hopes I'd come to know jesus as my savior, even though she knew I was* and still am* athiest. We used to have quite the rows what with her insisting I should accept jesus as my father and my savior, and me insisting that I don't believe in god, and I don't belive there's an after life or a heaven.

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ORIGINAL: Padriag

A bible...
... I'm an athiest. [8|]




YourhandMyAss -> RE: Your Worst Gift (12/11/2008 8:51:59 PM)

Daddy is always and forever taking my socks* brand new ones yes* and wearing them and streaching them out cause he can never find his, and mine are white with grey heels and toes and he can't tell the difference between mine and his. I swear I am going to start dying my socks a diffrent color than white and grey, And yes,  white and grey are the only colors I have ever seen these particular socks come in.
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ORIGINAL: BKSir

An early christmas gift, this year... an electric knife...  I mean, yeah, I need one, but, that's like saying, "Here honey, have a vaccuum for christmas.  And a brand new broom too!"  I appreciate having it, as they are awesome for carving the turkey or ham, but come on...  as a christmas gift?  *HEADDESK*  After springing for the shit I got for the others here, and actually putting thought behind it, there better be something pretty fucking awesome (and not even necessarily expensive) in my stocking this year...

Best gift ever, as a kid, it sucks, but as an adult, I WANT SOCKS!  I hardly have a foot fetish, in fact, more of a phobia, but new socks are just so damned nice, soft, comfy, and something I like NEVER remember to buy.  I mean, they're just socks, not often on my mind, but when I get that gift from my partner's mom, and there's a package of socks in it, YAY! 

That and, whenever someone asks what I want for birthday/christmas/whatever, I just tell them, 'How about we all just go out to chinese?'  They don't seem to believe me.  To me there's nothing I could really want more (aside from that new Audi R8) than to sit around with all the people I care about over some good food, and just eat and talk and forget about life outside of the table for a couple hours.  THAT is what I fucking want!  When I say I want that, there's a reason!





DomMeinCT -> RE: Your Worst Gift (12/11/2008 9:03:09 PM)

An oversized coffee table book on a subject for which I had absolutely no interest.  The book stank of old smoke, so I wasn't sure if it had been bought at the tag sale of a 100-year-old smoker, or picked up for free after a house fire.  [:D]




YourhandMyAss -> RE: Your Worst Gift (12/11/2008 9:20:35 PM)

I do believe these might be the ones?

http://www.monsterslippers.co.uk/product_info.php/products_id/80
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ORIGINAL: peppermint

I have some slippers I want to buy again.  They were fuzzies, looked kinda like tennis shoes in bright bold colors.  Were really soft inside and the bottoms were kinda like the memory foam stuff.  I loved mine till they fell apart.  They were bought at a mall kiosk and if anyone knows where to buy them, let me know....please. 





Emperor1956 -> RE: Your Worst Gift (12/12/2008 10:06:57 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

That's why I fall over so easily... not enough surface to keep me grounded. *Cough cough*.



pixidustpet:  exactly.  fallcon used to say "those feet and those tits?  no wonder you fall over!"

kitten, who wears a 5 if she can find ones that fit.  otherwise a 6.


Once again, evolutionary proof that SOME females are simply designed for staying in bed. 

E.

(nice to see you too, kittin)




Phoenixpower -> RE: Your Worst Gift (12/12/2008 11:59:14 AM)

I didn't expect I would post on here again...but surprisingly my upcoming gift is seriously the worst I will ever get (fairly confident about that view...)

because I am very likely to submit on New years eve and I know since ages that I also would get tattooed and pierced...now, while I do like him a hell of a lot and we are in touch since quite a while I would be happy with most tattooes...except the one he insists now on which is from this stupid online slave-register....he is extremely attracted to that and I just think it is bullshit and dont fancy at all to have such a stupid number tattooed on me...therefore in case we continue to move on then this was the worst gift ever...thats for sure...




Vendaval -> RE: Your Worst Gift (12/12/2008 3:06:57 PM)

I have to mention the gift-giving habits of my primary slave's father.  His dad is a Nascar fan who surprise! gives Nascar gifts to his family members, adding to the exploding supply of car memorabilia in the house.  He did try to personalize the process a bit for his wife.  She got to pick her favorite driver for starters.   [sm=dunno.gif]




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