I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla!

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CalifChick -> I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! (12/12/2008 2:03:48 PM)
Okay, that's IT! I'm throwing in towel. I swear, pour me in a brown bottle like cheap vanilla extract! Oh good lord, how to say this... well... uhhh... I'm uh... see... ahh fiddlefuck. [sm=m23.gif] whispers I'm taking the kids on the train tomorrow and we're going to go meet a very nice couple I've gotten to know on the other side... for a Christmas party... a party with kids... grandkids... vanilla stuff... Yes, yes, I know, it's wrong, WRONG I TELL YA! How can I travel to meet kinksters for something non-kinky???? [sm=gaah.gif] Calinilla

Christinestill -> RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! (12/12/2008 2:07:16 PM)
geesh Cali, i think that sounds like fun! (should i be worried?)

CalifChick -> RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! (12/12/2008 2:09:00 PM)
C'mon in to my bottle Christine, there's room for you too. Cali

Christinestill -> RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! (12/12/2008 2:16:46 PM)
yay, Cali has room for me! [sm=mrpuffy.gif]

hejira92 -> RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! (12/12/2008 2:23:12 PM)
Wait ! Isn't there a 12 step program for that? Or maybe we need to design one of those "de-programming" programs. Don't despare, dear Cali, I'll get right on it! We'll lick this thing! (pun intended), and soon enough you'll be the filthy, perverted, oral sex obsessed girl we know and love again! Please, dear readers, can't you see the plight of this dear lost soul? "What can I do to help", you ask? Just dig deep into your heart, and pockets, and contact me on the other side so we can send our sub sister to learn how she can renew herself in the life of the slut. (yes, I am going to hell... and loving every minute!)[:D]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! (12/12/2008 2:38:34 PM)
A party with KIDS???? Bless you, my child! Eat lots of whatever they serve at those kinds of functions. White bread and mayonnaise, I think. [8\|]

LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! (12/12/2008 2:47:31 PM)
That sounds beyond kinky to me, Cali. I know I speak for all of us when I ask if you have a safe call in place for this meeting. They could just be telling you that it's a kids' party & be planning to kidnap you for their own nefarious purposes. Be afraid. Be very afraid!

CalifChick -> RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! (12/12/2008 2:48:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis They could just be telling you that it's a kids' party & be planning to kidnap you for their own nefarious purposes. Be afraid. Be very afraid! Oh my gawd! Do you really think that could be true? There's hope yet! Cali (scampers off to push another virgin into a volcano)

SilverMark -> RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! (12/12/2008 2:50:15 PM)
anyone who can whisper dirty things in a slavic language could never go vanilla.....NEVER!

CalifChick -> RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! (12/12/2008 2:57:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SilverMark anyone who can whisper dirty things in a slavic language could never go vanilla.....NEVER! whispers I'll call you later, my Drahoušek. [sm=onphone.gif] <-- this thing would work better if I actually had da numbah. Cali

adrian28 -> RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! (12/12/2008 4:10:24 PM)
My number is yours for the asking dear lady!

GreedyTop -> RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! (12/12/2008 4:15:18 PM)
ADRIAN!! smooch Cali.. I dunno.. it sounds kinky to me ;)

adrian28 -> RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! (12/12/2008 4:18:35 PM)
Always a pleasure GT. How ya been? I just finished moving.

GreedyTop -> RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! (12/12/2008 4:20:57 PM)
cmail, Adrian

adrian28 -> RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! (12/12/2008 4:24:38 PM)
Back at ya!

beargonewild -> RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! (12/12/2008 6:08:08 PM)
Please accept my condolences and where shall I send my card of sympathy?

ChainGoddess -> RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! (12/12/2008 6:22:01 PM)
Please say it 'aint so.

kristileigh -> RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! (12/12/2008 8:50:11 PM)
Best of luck in the vanilla world Cali. Please post and tell us A/all what the other side looks like.

myotherself -> RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! (12/13/2008 1:01:07 AM)
[sm=hardlimit.gif] That's just so...wrong!

sirsholly -> RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! (12/13/2008 3:14:56 AM)
party with kids.....they just want you to prove your masochism

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