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CalifChick -> RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! (12/14/2008 3:42:41 PM)
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*looking out at the world from the inside of a dark brown bottle of vanilla...*
Back from Sacramento. Three hours on Amtrak wasn't horrible (but would have been better had I considered horse tranquilizers). The couple I met were charming and gracious and warm and wonderful... even before they tasted the homemade truffles I brought them as a gift.
Her (adult) daughter and I snagged some Moscato d'Asti and kept a death grip on it... I'm not sure anyone else at the party even knew it was there. [:)]
And for being a vanilla party... well, the steal-the-present-G-rated party game sure had some pervertibles as presents. Someone opened a package of mini-clamps and I almost snorted my wine. Then there were the blow-up butterfly pillows, with a bell inside, and I was thinking those would go great as an under-the-butt pillow... and if you can make the bell ring, you're doing it right! LOL!
Now quick! Someone save me! I need kinky! I need corruption! I need spankyspanky! Helpmeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Cali
(did consider the possibilities of sex in the bathroom on the train... but saw no potential prospects lurking about)
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