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I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/12/2008 2:03:48 PM   
CalifChick


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Okay, that's IT!  I'm throwing in towel.  I swear, pour me in a brown bottle like cheap vanilla extract!

Oh good lord, how to say this... well... uhhh... I'm uh... see... ahh fiddlefuck. 

*whispers*  I'm taking the kids on the train tomorrow and we're going to go meet a very nice couple I've gotten to know on the other side... for a Christmas party... a party with kids... grandkids... vanilla stuff...

Yes, yes, I know, it's wrong, WRONG I TELL YA!  How can I travel to meet kinksters for something non-kinky????  




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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/12/2008 2:07:16 PM   
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geesh Cali, i think that sounds like fun!  (should i be worried?)

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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/12/2008 2:09:00 PM   
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C'mon in to my bottle Christine, there's room for you too.


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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/12/2008 2:16:46 PM   
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yay, Cali has room for me! 

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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/12/2008 2:23:12 PM   
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Wait ! Isn't there a 12 step program for that? Or maybe we need to design one of those "de-programming" programs.
 
Don't despare, dear Cali, I'll get right on it! We'll lick this thing! (pun intended), and soon enough you'll be the filthy, perverted, oral sex obsessed girl we know and love again!
 
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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/12/2008 2:38:34 PM   
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A party with KIDS????  Bless you, my child!  Eat lots of whatever they serve at those kinds of functions.  White bread and mayonnaise, I think. 

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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/12/2008 2:47:31 PM   
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That sounds beyond kinky to me, Cali.  I know I speak for all of us when I ask if you have a safe call in place for this meeting.  They could just be telling you that it's a kids' party & be planning to kidnap you for their own nefarious purposes.  Be afraid.  Be very afraid!

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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/12/2008 2:48:32 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis

They could just be telling you that it's a kids' party & be planning to kidnap you for their own nefarious purposes.  Be afraid.  Be very afraid!




Oh my gawd!  Do you really think that could be true?  There's hope yet!


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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/12/2008 2:50:15 PM   
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anyone who can whisper dirty things in a slavic language could never go vanilla.....NEVER!

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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/12/2008 2:57:45 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SilverMark

anyone who can whisper dirty things in a slavic language could never go vanilla.....NEVER!



*whispers*  I'll call you later, my Drahoušek. 

  <-- this thing would work better if I actually had da numbah.



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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/12/2008 4:10:24 PM   
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My number is yours for the asking dear lady!

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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/12/2008 4:15:18 PM   
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ADRIAN!! *smooch*

Cali.. I dunno.. it sounds kinky to me ;)

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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/12/2008 4:18:35 PM   
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Always a pleasure GT. How ya been? I just finished moving.

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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/12/2008 4:20:57 PM   
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cmail, Adrian

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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/12/2008 4:24:38 PM   
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Back at ya!

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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/12/2008 6:08:08 PM   
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Please accept my condolences and where shall I send my card of sympathy?

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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/12/2008 6:22:01 PM   
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Please say it 'aint so.  

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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/12/2008 8:50:11 PM   
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Best of luck in the vanilla world Cali. Please post and tell us A/all what the other side looks like. 

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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/13/2008 1:01:07 AM   
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That's just so...wrong! 

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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/13/2008 3:14:56 AM   
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party with kids.....they just want you to prove your masochism

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