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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/13/2008 5:35:10 AM

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It's a test. Nothing more, nothing less. It has to be, for the love of God it has to be.
See if you get a present while you're there...
My guess is one person will be watching the kids while you and He/Her go off to play or everything will be said in code so the kids don't know you're being teased

Try to give the kids a nap after their party?

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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/13/2008 8:17:03 AM

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Dear me, Cali... say it ain't so.

*sobs uncontrollably*

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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/13/2008 9:26:41 AM

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Hm ... going to a vanilla kids party?

Goddess, you really ARE kinky as HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/13/2008 11:01:08 AM

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Gah! What did I tell you about changing circumstances to fit you, instead of conforming?!?!?!?!?!

Eggnog the kids to sugar coma and break out the tire chains!

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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/14/2008 3:42:41 PM

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*looking out at the world from the inside of a dark brown bottle of vanilla...*

Back from Sacramento. Three hours on Amtrak wasn't horrible (but would have been better had I considered horse tranquilizers). The couple I met were charming and gracious and warm and wonderful... even before they tasted the homemade truffles I brought them as a gift.

Her (adult) daughter and I snagged some Moscato d'Asti and kept a death grip on it... I'm not sure anyone else at the party even knew it was there.

And for being a vanilla party... well, the steal-the-present-G-rated party game sure had some pervertibles as presents. Someone opened a package of mini-clamps and I almost snorted my wine. Then there were the blow-up butterfly pillows, with a bell inside, and I was thinking those would go great as an under-the-butt pillow... and if you can make the bell ring, you're doing it right! LOL!

Now quick! Someone save me! I need kinky! I need corruption! I need spankyspanky! Helpmeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

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(did consider the possibilities of sex in the bathroom on the train... but saw no potential prospects lurking about)

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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/14/2008 3:46:06 PM

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*thanks all the forces of nature that Cali has returned virtually unscathed*

*hugs her for all she's worth*

*are you ok? are you sure?*

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RE: I'm throwing in the towel... I've gone vanilla! - 12/14/2008 4:41:37 PM

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glad to see that the vanilla has been safely assimilated into kinkdom!!!
Vanilla is more of an accent than a main flavour - see Cali - it made the kink much more intense!

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