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Frozen Turkeys - 12/13/2008 3:03:10 PM

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An old lady hobbles her way to the freezer department in Asda, zimmer frame moving only a few inches at a time.
She prods each frozen turkey for so long the freezer is beginning to defrost.
After over half an hour, prodding, moving, and reexamining the turkeys a young lad approaches her and offers assistance.
She explains she's having her sons, daughters, grandsons, granddaughters, great grandkids etc. all over for Christmas dinner before asking "Tell me sonny, do these turkeys get any bigger?"

"No madam" comes the reply, "they're dead!"

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RE: Frozen Turkeys - 12/13/2008 11:14:19 PM

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Hey, When I started Beauty school, the ex asked me if my maniquin's hair would grow back after I cut it. Yeah. He's a prime example of "good drugs work".

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RE: Frozen Turkeys - 12/14/2008 2:15:54 AM

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He sounds like another Dan Quayle...

Come to think of it, what is it about American politicians?
I know our politicians aren't exactly being nominated for the Nobel Prize, but at least they're not Darwin Award wannabes.

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RE: Frozen Turkeys - 12/14/2008 3:12:37 AM

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RE: Frozen Turkeys - 12/14/2008 5:01:24 AM

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