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CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED - 12/15/2008 1:04:22 PM   
MistresseLotus


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1. SCHIZOPHRENIA : -- Do You Hear What We Hear?

2. AMNESIA -- I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Christmas.

3. NARCISSIST - - Hark the Herald Angels Sing-All About Me .

4. MANIC -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants, and.....

5. MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER -- We Three Queens Disoriented Are.

6. PARANOID --- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me.

7. BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER -- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

8. FULL PERSONALITY DISORDER -- You Better Watch Out! I'm Gonna cry; I'm Gonna Pout! -- Maybe I'll Tell You Why .

9. OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER -- Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.....

10. AGORAPHOBIA -- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, but Wouldn't Leave My House.

11. SENILE DEMENTIA -- Walking in a Winter Wonderland--Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANCE DISORDER -- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus-so I Burned Down the House.

13. SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER -- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

14. ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER -- We Wish You.. . .Hey Look!!! It's Snowing!!!



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RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED - 12/15/2008 1:08:54 PM   
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RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED - 12/15/2008 1:14:50 PM   
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RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED - 12/15/2008 1:39:11 PM   
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RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED - 12/15/2008 1:52:31 PM   
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RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED - 12/15/2008 2:33:15 PM   
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RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED - 12/15/2008 3:39:38 PM   
MistresseLotus


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11. SENILE DEMENTIA -- Walking in a Winter Wonderland--Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

... I can relate!

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RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED - 12/15/2008 5:15:02 PM   
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RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED - 12/15/2008 5:40:23 PM   
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RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED - 12/15/2008 6:32:18 PM   
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I saw that years ago, when I was actually working in a psych hospital.  We put it up in the staff bathroom.  You could hear the staff laughing.  Was a great way to keep the energy in the hospital light.

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RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED - 12/15/2008 9:54:01 PM   
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RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED - 12/16/2008 5:04:31 AM   
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RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED - 12/17/2008 4:27:35 PM   
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RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED - 12/18/2008 3:54:41 PM   
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RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED - 12/19/2008 10:10:46 PM   
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RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED - 12/21/2008 10:44:47 AM   
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RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED - 12/21/2008 11:11:18 AM   
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RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED - 12/21/2008 11:56:48 AM   
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Hard of Hearing: HARK THE HERALD ANGELS SING 

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RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED - 12/21/2008 4:13:14 PM   
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ORIGINAL: youngsubgeoff
Hard of Hearing: HARK THE HERALD ANGELS SING 

lol - being hard of hearing I find that particularly amusing.


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RE: CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED - 12/21/2008 7:02:42 PM   
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