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LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/22/2008 6:39:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy At least a lot of the bathrooms are now switching to sinks and paper towel dispensers with motion detectors. Which rarely fucking work!!!!!

Lordandmaster -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/22/2008 6:44:31 PM)
You've GOT to be kidding. Have you seen any public toilets in France recently? They don't come with bidets. Shit, sure. I think we're still leading the world in one category: cleanliness of public toilets. Well, I guess not--Singapore is hors concours in that category. quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster The French have the right idea. The Bidet. WASH yourselves. This whole idea of taking a wad of paper and smearing the shit all around your asshole thinking you are clean, UGH. Stay the fuck away from me. Don't even think about shaking my hand, you pigs. I don't get skidmarks in my smallclothes. I know how to clean myself.

Termyn8or -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/22/2008 9:33:07 PM)
Hmmm, talking about Mexican food and the conversation goes to the toilet. I believe I shall refrain from further comment at this time. T

Hippiekinkster -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 2:11:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Termyn8or Hmmm, talking about Mexican food and the conversation goes to the toilet. I believe I shall refrain from further comment at this time. T Now THAT'S funny.

Hippiekinkster -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 2:17:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster You've GOT to be kidding. Have you seen any public toilets in France recently? They don't come with bidets. Shit, sure. I think we're still leading the world in one category: cleanliness of public toilets. Well, I guess not--Singapore is hors concours in that category. quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster The French have the right idea. The Bidet. WASH yourselves. This whole idea of taking a wad of paper and smearing the shit all around your asshole thinking you are clean, UGH. Stay the fuck away from me. Don't even think about shaking my hand, you pigs. I don't get skidmarks in my smallclothes. I know how to clean myself. No, not since 2000. But I mean the Bidet is a damn good idea. I clean myself with water at home. And, dude, have you used a petrol station restroom lately? If I'm on a road trip, I'll wait until I get to a MickeyDs to piss, or use a freeway on-ramp. And I make sure I'm evacuated before I leave home.

Hippiekinkster -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 2:38:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy Ewwwww. Not that I've tasted it, though. I think my dislike for it comes from doing a class project with Skyline Chili for a systems engineering class in grad school. The summer o' doom. Now, bathrooms ol' HK...airport bathrooms give me the most willies, especially ones with "changing stations". At least a lot of the bathrooms are now switching to sinks and paper towel dispensers with motion detectors. Oh, man, All public bathrooms freak me out. I've heard that women are absolute slobs, but they,at least (I'm assuming) have good aim. Men? Well, men are pigs. I mean, a urinal is made so that a guy can straddle it (sort of) and they STILL miss!!!!! Fucking pigs. And they seem to thing that passing their hands under the faucet for about 0.82 seconds is adequate for cleanliness. That's just enough time for the bacteria to hydrate. Dogs. Animals. Ugghhh.

Hippiekinkster -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 2:58:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy Ewwwww. Not that I've tasted it, though. I think my dislike for it comes from doing a class project with Skyline Chili for a systems engineering class in grad school. The summer o' doom. Now, bathrooms ol' HK...airport bathrooms give me the most willies, especially ones with "changing stations". At least a lot of the bathrooms are now switching to sinks and paper towel dispensers with motion detectors. See, TH? They don't even know what Chili IS. They think it's some shit they pour out of a can onto some spaghetti and top with plastic orange pseudo-cheese. And that shit those suburban soccer moms cook up in Terlingua ain't Chili neither. Christ. "Add one packet Joe's chili mix. Then some Knorrs beef boullion. Then some Ralph's chili seasoning. Ten float a jalapeno in the pot for 5 minutes (four minutes if you can't handle hot stuff). What fucking abominations. I tasted a bunch of chilis in Palmer, Alaska back around 98 at their chili cookoff at the State Fair. The winner tasted like ground beef cooked in ketchup. Fuck. barbarian swine. And don't any of you people from the Rust belt tell me you know fuck-all about Chili because you don't. Except TH. [8D]

wandersalone -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 4:04:24 AM)
why do new posters come to the forums and overtake threads and in one breath say they are being respectful of someone wanting to not reveal personal things and in another they badger someone to reveal details of their life? Maybe this should go in the I hate it thread however I was saying FFS while reading his posts.

persephonee -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 4:17:09 AM)
because people kinda suck, wanders....come here and let perse make it all go away......snuggles

wandersalone -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 4:32:48 AM)
grins...I gotta love getting a mercy snuggle!!!!

LadyEllen -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 4:37:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster I've heard that women are absolute slobs, but they,at least (I'm assuming) have good aim. You reckon? It quite simply amazes me how the toilet seats in the ladies are so often saturated with urine, even at the back of the seat..... where (presumably) the person who generated such a even spread, was sitting at the time. One would have to have been squatting about a foot from the seat to produce that effect by my estimation. E

persephonee -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 4:39:58 AM)
theres no mercy here, love...just me. [:)]

jazana -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 6:38:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster I've heard that women are absolute slobs, but they,at least (I'm assuming) have good aim. You reckon? It quite simply amazes me how the toilet seats in the ladies are so often saturated with urine, even at the back of the seat..... where (presumably) the person who generated such a even spread, was sitting at the time. One would have to have been squatting about a foot from the seat to produce that effect by my estimation. E lol thats gross, could be worse, they could be aiming from across the stall like some men seem to do from time to time

lusciouslips19 -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 7:01:54 AM)
Why are some here bitchin about how people eat their food? Its there food. Its real food it nourishes. Dont like it dont eat it. But your food way is not the twue food way. Those who think everyone but them is disgusting, stay indoors. Live in a bubble. Use sanitizers and forget about the bodys ability to develop hardy protection by exposure.

lusciouslips19 -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 7:11:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster I've heard that women are absolute slobs, but they,at least (I'm assuming) have good aim. You reckon? It quite simply amazes me how the toilet seats in the ladies are so often saturated with urine, even at the back of the seat..... where (presumably) the person who generated such a even spread, was sitting at the time. One would have to have been squatting about a foot from the seat to produce that effect by my estimation. E Yea, they are so worried and germaphobe that they are afraid to put their asses on the seat, thereby making it disgusting for others. But screw others and what they have to contend with cause of your fears of the toilet seat.

sunshinemiss -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 7:14:12 AM)
geez people... i may never pee except in the wild again!

Termyn8or -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 9:28:54 AM)
"plastic orange pseudo-cheese", that's the term I was looking for. Isn't that made out of similar stuff as the powdered plastic coffee creamer ? Don't get me started on cheese, the cheapest cheese in this house is eight bucks a pound. If I want hydrogenated oil I'll eat some Crisco or margarine. I don't. T

sirsholly -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 9:33:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy At least a lot of the bathrooms are now switching to sinks and paper towel dispensers with motion detectors. Which rarely fucking work!!!!! ya know...you stand there...like an idiot...waving your hands in front, under, and on the sides of the stupid thing to try to get it to spit out a paper towel. When and IF it does, it is a piece so small you can barely rip it off. So you start the entire process again, cause you have no clue what part of your hand waving made it work. By this time...your hands are close to being air-dried, so you give up and leave...drying them the rest of the way on your pants.

Lordandmaster -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 9:42:14 AM)
Yes, they're nasty--and they're still cleaner than public toilets on European highways. quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster And, dude, have you used a petrol station restroom lately?

thornhappy -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 2:40:20 PM)
I prefer truck stops, myself. Not much traffic in the women's bathroom!

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