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groundhogphil -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 4:11:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy I prefer truck stops, myself. Not much traffic in the women's bathroom! Hee Hee Thorny is hanging out at truckstops...................... I'm gonna tell..........

LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 4:16:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy I prefer truck stops, myself. Not much traffic in the women's bathroom! I don't know which truck stops you go to, but if I go back out on the road, I'd like your list. Because as a truck driver for the last 6 years or so, I've found truckstops can have the filthiest, most disgusting women's restrooms. The rest areas are usually a lot cleaner & better maintained. I think the problem is the truckstops don't have enough staff to keep the bathrooms clean. And most truckstops are now "family travel plazas" so there are lots of kids using the women's & their mothers don't bother to clean up after them.

thornhappy -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 4:21:59 PM)
I specialize in the non-holiday seasons, so I miss the worst of the family visitations. I haven't seen many bad truck stops in the stretch of I-75 I spend the most time on (say from I-70 to Perrysburg). The rest areas in that stretch are hit and miss (one's been closed, another was porta potties), and I won't use them at night. I generally stay away from the fast food bathrooms because they're frequently packed with kids, and I've found them lacking in the toilet paper.

YourhandMyAss -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 4:52:10 PM)
That's exactly what the women do, they hover and squatt over the toilet, because they're so afraid of the germs and piss that might be on the seat, never thinking they're spraying the piss all over the seat for the next person that they were so afraid of themselves. quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster I've heard that women are absolute slobs, but they,at least (I'm assuming) have good aim. You reckon? It quite simply amazes me how the toilet seats in the ladies are so often saturated with urine, even at the back of the seat..... where (presumably) the person who generated such a even spread, was sitting at the time. One would have to have been squatting about a foot from the seat to produce that effect by my estimation. E

Hippiekinkster -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 6:22:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Termyn8or "plastic orange pseudo-cheese", that's the term I was looking for. Isn't that made out of similar stuff as the powdered plastic coffee creamer ? Don't get me started on cheese, the cheapest cheese in this house is eight bucks a pound. If I want hydrogenated oil I'll eat some Crisco or margarine. I don't. T That's exactly what it is. Frankencheese. I've never seen orange milk, have you? Well, except once at a Fratboy house. I don't touch any of that hydrogenated shit either. Real butter for me. Irish and Italian butters are really good. And the best use for Crisco is assfisting (I have small hands, ladies, if yer lookin' for a gig. [8D] ). Sometimes I'll buy some Cabot chedder for burgers, but I'm real particular about cheeses too. I won't touch anything that says Kraft or DiGiorno. I will buy Parmigiano rinds at Whole Foods for about 6 bucks a pound. They're like Chew-eez for me. Wish I had some now. Igournet has some fantastic cheeses. http://www.igourmet.com/ Best selection I've found anywhere. Light on Canadian cheeses, though. I brought back a selection of BC cheeses at about this time last year (spent Xmas with some bondage.com friends in East Vancouver) and they were simply outstanding. Best freakin' chocolates I've ever had were from Vancouver, too, Daniel. Reisling Icewine Truffles. Wow. Yep, love good cheeses. I want to try some English farmhouse cheddars as soon as I get my AX paid down. I like good olives and good rices too. And my favorite Balsamico runs about $42 a bottle. I have expensive tastes. My favorite ale, Old Stock Ale from North Coast, is $12 a 4-pack. But it is sooooo good. Who in the fuck thinks Coors is beer, FFS? Heathens.

persephonee -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 6:27:13 PM)
So, thats a no to Velveeta?....[sm=writing.gif]

SteelofUtah -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 8:34:15 PM)
MMMMM Velveeta on White Bread with Miricle Whip. Technically you aren't actually eating anything but processed chemicles and Sugar I eat those cause people would look at me funny if I kept eating Twinkies. Steel

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 8:42:40 PM)
Steel, you're my kind of cook! lmao

SteelofUtah -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 8:44:53 PM)
So like I keep saying you write a Dear John Letter and come up here so I can feed you to andi. Steel

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 8:46:53 PM)
She wouldn't like me. I'm all kinda fatty and tough. And sometimes I can be just WAY too sweet. Really, I'm just hard on the teeth. Not good. Not good at all.

BitchGoddessD -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 8:50:21 PM)
Too bad you don't live closer HK. I'd turn you on to my favorite cheese store called "Fromagination." They are on the internet but not the same. Cheesehead foodie heaven. lol

SteelofUtah -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 8:58:50 PM)
The Parts that she is interested in are perfectly naturally sweetend and ......... Okay this is just wrong. I really need to stop this. I mean does this shit ever work? Fannie, One of these days I'm gunna club you and drag you back to my cave and then poke you for what will seem to me like days but to you around a half hour then I'll probably be really tired and look all goofy and ask for a glass of watter and possible be passed out when you get back. Andi says she enjoys it. Steel

Hippiekinkster -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 9:01:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitchGoddessD Too bad you don't live closer HK. I'd turn you on to my favorite cheese store called "Fromagination." They are on the internet but not the same. Cheesehead foodie heaven. lol I don't even know if there's a dedicated cheese shop in Atlanta. Harry's Farmer's market used to have a really good selection. When I lived in Houston I had a house in Westbury. Was a little "mall" laid out more like a European village with a central square and fountain. Very cool. Was a shop called "The Cheese man" that had some really killer stuff, along with deli breads, mustards, etc. I could walk to it. I wish we had more stuff like that in the US.

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 9:10:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah The Parts that she is interested in are perfectly naturally sweetend and ......... Okay this is just wrong. I really need to stop this. I mean does this shit ever work? Fannie, One of these days I'm gunna club your Master and show you back to my cave and then poke you for what will seem to me like days but to you around a half hour then I'll probably be really tired and look all goofy and ask for a glass of watter and possible be passed out when you get back. Andi says she enjoys it. Steel Typo fixed! Does Andi ever talk?? Or do you just SAY that she likes these things? lol

aupairgirl -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 11:40:51 PM)
i'm not sure what this is all about? can somebody explain, please? (lisa)

adrian28 -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 11:51:05 PM)
I don't know but, you should have fun with it![sm=threadhijack.gif]

aupairgirl -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 11:52:47 PM)
that's easy to say but it doesn't help me (lisa)

adrian28 -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/23/2008 11:55:13 PM)
Sorry, sometimes I enjoy myself too much. This a random forum for having bitchfits. Normally, I'd only be here to piss off someone.

Hippiekinkster -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/24/2008 12:20:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: aupairgirl that's easy to say but it doesn't help me (lisa) Have a few valiums, eat a 3 pound bar of plastic orange Frankencheese, and don't worry about it. Some very smart people are even now trying to figure out how to separate you from your piggy bank. They know way better than you all about everything. The past 8 years proves it.

Hippiekinkster -> RE: For Fuck's Sake... (12/24/2008 1:24:48 AM)
I have a brick fireplace, brick hearth, and ceramic tile floor, so there's little fire hazard. I've been burning a lot of candles, I mean 10 0r 12 pillars at a time, and a dozen or so votives. The votives they claim are 10 hour candles. The 10 hour candles I lit tonight lasted less than 7 hours. FFS, why is it so fucking hard to get a clock and actually measure how long they last? Fucking marketing assholes. Lying shitbags.

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