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female compassion! - 12/20/2008 8:11:36 PM

MissEnchanted

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FEMALE COMPASSION (NEVER TO BE UNDERESTIMATED)

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third really beautiful woman came up to him and said "Have you ever
been f---ed?"
The fellow said "No."

She said "You will be when the tide comes in."

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RE: female compassion! - 12/20/2008 10:21:26 PM

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I think I know the third one.

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RE: female compassion! - 12/21/2008 3:53:27 AM

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RE: female compassion! - 12/21/2008 6:42:48 AM

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~~Snort~~

I DID give you a snorkel Saratov....

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RE: female compassion! - 12/21/2008 7:37:07 AM

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Okay, but laying it on the sand doesn't really count!!

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RE: female compassion! - 12/21/2008 8:21:02 AM

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lol. I've dated all three of these women.
Come to think of it, I've dated number three a few times.

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