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MsStarlett -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 1:20:19 PM)
Ugh! I never thought of all those guys out on holiday break or getting bored while the wife was out shopping. Could be it. Lord knows I just got such an onslaught of troll mail that I changed my Profile to read that I'm NOT LOOKING for 'on-line only' boys. I didn't realize this was a seasonal thing. Couldn't figure out why the number of "I'll do anything for you on Cam" messages tripled this month. ICK Those guys just make my skin crawl.

lobodomslavery -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 1:26:38 PM)
oh are we really that terrible arent you very precious kevin

MsStarlett -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 1:43:33 PM)
Would you like for me to forward some of my troll mail over to you? Or would that just give you more ideas?

lobodomslavery -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 1:44:24 PM)
it would probably give me more ideas king champion troller

LadyPact -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 2:25:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsStarlett Ugh! I never thought of all those guys out on holiday break or getting bored while the wife was out shopping. Could be it. Lord knows I just got such an onslaught of troll mail that I changed my Profile to read that I'm NOT LOOKING for 'on-line only' boys. I didn't realize this was a seasonal thing. Couldn't figure out why the number of "I'll do anything for you on Cam" messages tripled this month. ICK Those guys just make my skin crawl. It's exactly the "I'll do anything on cam" types that go up because they have more time on their hands, which means they have more time to fill one hand with their most prized possession and the other with some one handed typing. LOL.

StrictnSaucy -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 2:38:46 PM)
Wouldnt it be nice to give the trolls something back in good old festive tradition. Like a link to all our "private" photos .... naked, hot and just dying for them to see The link would be along the lines of "www.hot and horny Dommes waiting to spank your ass .virus The .virus being one that ate all their porn and blocked all internet access for the holiday season. If only I had the know how!

ChainGoddess -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 2:41:16 PM)
Over the past few days, I've received so many of the ''I'll do anything on cam'' mails. I now say, '''Ok, show me how to bake a Christmas cake''

MsStarlett -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 2:46:02 PM)
They all need to be Rick Rolled. Wish I still had the link lying about.

LadyPact -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 2:48:25 PM)
Actually, Chain, clip has made pie on cam before. LOL. As for the virus for wanking idea, I thought it was funny as hell. So glad I didn't have the diet pepsi to the lips when I read it. An online STD of sorts. BAHAHAHAHA!

yourMissTress -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 2:48:59 PM)
Do you think they consider it to be a gift? Trolling as a way of spreading the lurve?

Lockit -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 4:21:48 PM)
ROFL with tears for the second page! Thank you Ladie's!

Symbiosis -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 4:30:00 PM)
Just a suggestion but why don't you just cut and paste the trolls right back to the trolls... ? Perhaps it's a dumb idea but hey, I don't do it nor recieve it so... how the heck would I know. Merry chrimbo all. [:)] Regards. John. "Speak volumes in whispers".

elegantalexis -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 4:30:08 PM)
Gods, I am so sick of the one liners from the men who want me to be THEIR Domme. I already have one sub and Alexis knows that she is it. I only sub to Sir and Mistress because they need domestic subs (and I am happiest taking care of people). Next time an email is offering to submit to me, I will reply "Oh, you know how to make a rhuarub pie?" Please forgive the the misspellings. Dont have a dictionary here.

stella41b -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/21/2008 10:26:37 PM)
You've got to troll with it You've got to stay online You've got to say what you say Don't let any dommes get away And just one line of textspeak is enough to say Don't ever read profiles Don't ever be denied You can be whoever you want to be Just be a troll on Collarme I think I'm getting a feeling it's getting hard I think I'm gonna have to type with one hand I'm sending pictures of my cock to meet demand I know the dommes and subs from their profiles I'll find a domme and make it to her town in a while In Ask A Mistress I'll be a thread starter And you know when you recognise my threads I'm just seeking wank fodder You've got to troll with it You've got to stay online You've got to say what you say Don't let any dommes get away And just one line of textspeak is enough to say I know the dommes and subs from their profiles I'll find a domme and make it to her town in a while In Ask A Mistress I'll be a thread starter And you know when you recognise my threads I'm just seeking wank fodder You've got to troll with it You've got to stay online You've got to say what you say Don't let any dommes get away And just one line of textspeak is enough to say Don't ever read profiles Don't ever be denied You can be whoever you want to be Just be a troll on Collarme I think I'm getting a feeling it's getting hard I think I'm getting a feeling it's getting hard I think I'm getting a feeling it's getting hard I think I'm getting a feeling it's getting hard I think I'm getting a feeling it's getting hard original song by Oasis

MsStarlett -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/22/2008 4:03:30 AM)
hahahahahhahahahahaha Thanx Stella!

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/22/2008 6:30:36 AM)
my trolls are usually from male submissives in Ghana or Nigeria however i received one from a bi-fem submissive who attached a pic of her ass. [:'(]

Lynnxz -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/22/2008 8:08:21 AM)
Oooo... TrollVirus! I need a HackerSub!

VampiresLair -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/22/2008 8:11:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lobodomslavery oh are we really that terrible arent you very precious kevin Since you decided to lump yourself in with the trolls, yes, yes you are. The trolls, time wasters, self centered little pests who dont bother to read before mailing, the annoying ones who dont understand no, or think that arguing with you will either convince you to say yes or make you give in to make them leave you alone... the ones who create new profiles when you block one just to bitch at you for blocking them... yes, they really are that terrible.

lobodomslavery -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/22/2008 8:14:35 AM)
Well its fortunate your not interested in me Lady, even if you were, i doubt i would be in you kevin

Lynnxz -> RE: Tis the season to be trolling! (12/22/2008 8:19:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lobodomslavery Well its fortunate your not interested in me Lady, even if you were, i doubt i would be in you kevin Trolls don't get laid kevin. [:D] You can annoy the crap out of people, OR behave like a semi coherent member of society.

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