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girl4you2 -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/2/2006 10:21:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Petruchio quote: i'll make you killer desserts. what's in your pants will be apres dinner. quote: maybe some are really just waiting for a change in dc. (laughing) DAMN, girl4! Why do you have to be on the opposite coast! fate can be so cruel...someone has to be abandoned out here in the desert making desserts!

LeftHandedMaster -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/2/2006 3:45:32 PM)
Funny!!! Actually I am seeing quite a bit more of this lately and it's not just the scenario the mentioned. I am seeing "fashion model" type pics coming in daily to the new users section who are listing themselves from cities all over the US. They usually have only two line introductions like "slave looking. Are you for me?" and stuff like that. It is really ashame folks are abusing this great site.

girl4you2 -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/2/2006 5:51:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LeftHandedMaster Funny!!! Actually I am seeing quite a bit more of this lately and it's not just the scenario the mentioned. I am seeing "fashion model" type pics coming in daily to the new users section who are listing themselves from cities all over the US. They usually have only two line introductions like "slave looking. Are you for me?" and stuff like that. It is really ashame folks are abusing this great site. sheesh, now i gotta go change my profile and photograph?

DesertRat -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/2/2006 6:19:32 PM)
Please don't change it! I love looking at that photo. Some of the hotties here are actually real, and you're a fine example of that. Bob (the flatterer)

girl4you2 -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/2/2006 6:25:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesertRat Please don't change it! I love looking at that photo. Some of the hotties here are actually real, and you're a fine example of that. Bob (the flatterer) why thank you, Bob. you do flatter a girl so. after my desserts, huh? it's the bananas foster has you so enthralled, eh?

DesertRat -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/2/2006 6:28:37 PM)
Yeah, that's it....the....um....desserts...right. Why else would I be on collarme if not for bananas foster? Bob

LadyHibiscus -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/2/2006 7:40:21 PM)
I have been abandoned by scumbag rat bastards and I am here to claim my portion of the desserts!! Dark chocolate, lemon, and raspberry things first, then creme caramel or brulee......... I guess I have to get in line for Bob..........

girl4you2 -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/2/2006 10:32:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus I have been abandoned by scumbag rat bastards and I am here to claim my portion of the desserts!! Dark chocolate, lemon, and raspberry things first, then creme caramel or brulee......... I guess I have to get in line for Bob.......... it's going to be dueling desserts in the desert i see...i with my flames and bringing along some dark chocolate and raspberries for LadyH (very good taste you have, my dear), and perhaps some lemon worked in, but i don't do creme brulee. desserts for all! unless you're part of that conspiracy keeping hungry models out of work in california, kansas, nigeria, or other parts far or near. for you, you get yellow spotted lizards. lightly golden fried so as just to make them crunchy and feisty. i hear they go pretty fast.

DesertRat -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/2/2006 10:49:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: girl4you2 quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus I have been abandoned by scumbag rat bastards and I am here to claim my portion of the desserts!! Dark chocolate, lemon, and raspberry things first, then creme caramel or brulee......... I guess I have to get in line for Bob.......... it's going to be dueling desserts in the desert i see...i with my flames and bringing along some dark chocolate and raspberries for LadyH (very good taste you have, my dear), and perhaps some lemon worked in, but i don't do creme brulee. desserts for all! unless you're part of that conspiracy keeping hungry models out of work in california, kansas, nigeria, or other parts far or near. for you, you get yellow spotted lizards. lightly golden fried so as just to make them crunchy and feisty. i hear they go pretty fast. Oh...duelling desserts in the desert! Bob watches anxiously, biting his lower lip in anticipation and delicious fear..."Who will win this fearsome contest?" He wonders to himself..."and...what if they get a bunch of yucky sand in the bananas foster?"

girl4you2 -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/2/2006 11:54:37 PM)
edited: quote: ORIGINAL: DesertRat Oh...duelling desserts in the desert! Bob watches anxiously, biting his lower lip in anticipation and delicious fear..."Who will win this fearsome contest?" He wonders to himself..."and...what if they get a bunch of yucky sand in the bananas foster?" sand in my culinary creations??? horror of horrors, never! sand is for other purposes. you do have a sand box, yes? plus the sand pits are where we're to put all the refugee models!

daredevil865 -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/3/2006 6:07:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: girl4you2 edited: quote: ORIGINAL: DesertRat Oh...duelling desserts in the desert! Bob watches anxiously, biting his lower lip in anticipation and delicious fear..."Who will win this fearsome contest?" He wonders to himself..."and...what if they get a bunch of yucky sand in the bananas foster?" sand in my culinary creations??? horror of horrors, never! sand is for other purposes. you do have a sand box, yes? plus the sand pits are where we're to put all the refugee models! I am starting to worry that the bigger picture is being lost and that teams are "drawing lines in the sand" remember it is all about saving the starving refugee models.. DareDevil

wolffeathers -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/3/2006 6:51:21 AM)
As one of those Nigeran men, I have to say that the women who are sending you those emails are not hotties. They responded to an ad in the paper that said "Nigeran Prince wishes hottie for photoshoot. S/F need only reply" Where does BBW come into this?

girl4you2 -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/3/2006 11:51:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: daredevil865 quote: ORIGINAL: girl4you2 sand in my culinary creations??? horror of horrors, never! sand is for other purposes. you do have a sand box, yes? plus the sand pits are where we're to put all the refugee models! I am starting to worry that the bigger picture is being lost and that teams are "drawing lines in the sand" remember it is all about saving the starving refugee models.. DareDevil ya gots ta keep up there devil, i mentioned those poor models in the last line of my post. we're gonna round 'em up and put 'em in Bob's sand pit, i mean boxes! now, we're still taking monetary contributions to get said models out of the places i said in my post afore that one (which would be two afore this one). you can send money to: moderators watching the mention of emails 1 collar me drive collar me nation; nigeria, kansas, california, et al

LadyHibiscus -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/3/2006 2:54:18 PM)
I have a torch, anyone who wants a flaming dessert, get in line behind me!

girl4you2 -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/3/2006 3:20:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus I have a torch, anyone who wants a flaming dessert, get in line behind me! nifty, now i don't have to bring one to light the bananas foster--you can provide the fire power!

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/4/2006 1:05:19 AM)
quote: But, DesertRat, I am right here in the US!!!! You could send me a lot less money. A much better value. I'll still cost DeserRat a lot of money even though I'm in the US, and promise to get into his pants too. I'm not cooking, but I suggest you do Bob, since you'll need the energy. [8D] M

daredevil865 -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/4/2006 9:00:46 AM)
Bono has reportd he may be leaving the band U2 to be able to continue his charity work...perhaps DesertRat could get him to help spearhead this worthy cause.

DesertRat -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/4/2006 9:16:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: daredevil865 Bono has reportd he may be leaving the band U2 to be able to continue his charity work...perhaps DesertRat could get him to help spearhead this worthy cause. Who needs that washed up has-been? He's been ignoring this issue for a long time and now, acknowledging the rising tide of indignation, probably just wants to jump on the bandwagon. His support is welcome, but not crucial to our success. Now, if Tigre and Bunny (the geniuses who recorded The Cars That Go Boom) decide to come out of retirement, they could be key players in the campaign. Bob

girl4you2 -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/4/2006 12:32:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesertRat Who needs that washed up has-been? He's been ignoring this issue for a long time and now, acknowledging the rising tide of indignation, probably just wants to jump on the bandwagon. His support is welcome, but not crucial to our success. Now, if Tigre and Bunny (the geniuses who recorded The Cars That Go Boom) decide to come out of retirement, they could be key players in the campaign. Bob ever the wheels go 'round in the minds of geniuses.

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/4/2006 1:03:52 PM)
quote: Who needs that washed up has-been? He's been ignoring this issue for a long time and now, acknowledging the rising tide of indignation, probably just wants to jump on the bandwagon. His support is welcome, but not crucial to our success. Hey No bad mouthing my man Bono. I've been in love with him for some time now; I've even had D/s dreams involving him. M

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