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NakedOnMyChain -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/4/2006 1:07:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: girl4you2

why thank you, Bob. you do flatter a girl so. after my desserts, huh? it's the bananas foster has you so enthralled, eh?


Who said what about bananas foster? <pokes head up above cubicle and looks furtively for dessert> I love me some bananas foster. Mmmmm.

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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig

Hey No bad mouthing my man Bono. I've been in love with him for some time now; I've even had D/s dreams involving him. M


<shudder> I love U2, but that man gives me the heebie jeebies.



girl4you2 -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/4/2006 1:13:35 PM)

i'm gonna have to bring a whole truckload of bananas and ice cream (and select secret ingredients) out to the desert...bananas foster for 1,000 at least
.
i'm letting bob handle the promotion; i'm the head dessert chef and agent.



DesertRat -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/4/2006 1:57:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: girl4you2

i'm gonna have to bring a whole truckload of bananas and ice cream (and select secret ingredients) out to the desert...bananas foster for 1,000 at least
.
i'm letting bob handle the promotion; i'm the head dessert chef and agent.


Gee, this is shaping up to be better than the Burning Man festival. Maybe we should call it "Burning Bananas with Bono"?

Bob



daredevil865 -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/4/2006 3:14:57 PM)

It is so nice to see so many people who just want to help



girl4you2 -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/4/2006 3:20:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: daredevil865

It is so nice to see so many people who just want to help

singing, "we are the world..." we all just want to "give peace a chance" and have some yummy treats in the desert while we free those poor forsaken models.



LaMalinche -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/4/2006 5:01:14 PM)

*tears streaming down my face*

You mean I will get rescued from Kansas, and I get to eat dessert for dinner, and then get into Bob's pants for dessert.

There is a gawd. Glory be hallalujah!

Oh, and of couse we will save all those poor stranded models in Nigeria. So community service work to make us all feel good.

Thank you all. It is a dream come true.

And I will even bring Napoleans to put on one of the dessert tables.

LaMalinche - looking forward to rescue

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It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.



girl4you2 -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/4/2006 5:18:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche
You mean I will get rescued from Kansas, and I get to eat dessert for dinner, and then get into Bob's pants for dessert.

LaMalinche - looking forward to rescue

now i can't speak for Bob and his pants, but i'll set another place at the table and try to make sure he leaves the light on for you. but you know, dear, you've always had the ability to leave kansas; all you had to do was to click your heels together 3 times and say, "there is truth in submission, and it shall set me free."



DesertRat -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/4/2006 10:12:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig

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But, DesertRat, I am right here in the US!!!!

You could send me a lot less money. A much better value.
I'll still cost DeserRat a lot of money even though I'm in the US, and promise to get into his pants too.
I'm not cooking, but I suggest you do Bob, since you'll need the energy. [8D] M


I'll start loading up on high energy food, M. Also...sorry about dissing Bono. Everyone's welcome to contribute to our cause.

Bob



DesertRat -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/4/2006 10:15:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: girl4you2

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ORIGINAL: daredevil865

It is so nice to see so many people who just want to help

singing, "we are the world..." we all just want to "give peace a chance" and have some yummy treats in the desert while we free those poor forsaken models.


I'm gonna change my name to "DessertRat".



BlkTallFullfig -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/4/2006 10:43:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig

Hey No bad mouthing my man Bono. I've been in love with him for some time now; I've even had D/s dreams involving him. M

<shudder> I love U2, but that man gives me the heebie jeebies.
He gives me some other feelings, and that's okay you don't want him NakedOnMyChain, I don't like to share my men anyway.
I'm only agreeing to sharing Bob, because the other ladies offered to make desserts and I like Bob as well as awesome desserts. [:D] M



LaMalinche -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/4/2006 11:08:38 PM)


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ORIGINAL: girl4you2

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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche
You mean I will get rescued from Kansas, and I get to eat dessert for dinner, and then get into Bob's pants for dessert.

LaMalinche - looking forward to rescue

now i can't speak for Bob and his pants, but i'll set another place at the table and try to make sure he leaves the light on for you. but you know, dear, you've always had the ability to leave kansas; all you had to do was to click your heels together 3 times and say, "there is truth in submission, and it shall set me free."


Thank you kind Girl4you2. Between you and Tom Bodet, perhaps I will get into Bob's pants.

*click*
*click*
*click*
"There is truth in submission, there is also truth in Dominance, and they both shall set me free."

I'll work on it.

*click*
*click*
*click*
"There is nothing like being a switch. There is nothing like being a switch. There is nothing like being a switch."

It worked - I got a plane ticket right here.

Drat it isn't good til March, and it is going the wrong way. Oh, well. An escape is an escape.

See, the good cause is working already.

I had better get started on the Napoleans. Busy busy busy.

Take care,

LaMalinche

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Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.

The Cowardly Lion



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