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corsetgirl -> RE: You know your old when......... (12/23/2008 10:14:07 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mydomsabstrd

the quote from the bowling for soup song sums it up for me "when did motley crue become classic rock"   ewwwwwwww


That is true especially when high school students ask me who is Tommy Lee, the drummer of Motley Crew! [:(]



lusciouslips19 -> RE: You know your old when......... (12/23/2008 10:16:40 AM)


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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Neither have I, lushy!

[sm=bowdown.gif] Hail to the great God of Blowjobs. I'm not worthy!




SteelofUtah -> RE: You know your old when......... (12/23/2008 10:18:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

I know I'm old cause I've done alot of things with it, but I have never smoked a cock.[:o]


Maybe you are old. Smoking Cock is another term for Giving Head just think about what soeone looks like when they take a drag of a cigarette now think about what someone looks like as they are pulling back while sucking a cock.

COCK SMOKER!!!

Steel



MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: You know your old when......... (12/23/2008 10:19:31 AM)

I like to smoke cock more like you would a cigar.  Without the chewing on it of course! lmao



SteelofUtah -> RE: You know your old when......... (12/23/2008 10:21:25 AM)

MY KINDA GIRL

No Biting!!

Steel




beargonewild -> RE: You know your old when......... (12/23/2008 10:23:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19


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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Neither have I, lushy!

[sm=bowdown.gif] Hail to the great God of Blowjobs. I'm not worthy!




*grins*

But lushy haven't you heard that we are the God and Goddess of Blowjobs!



MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: You know your old when......... (12/23/2008 10:26:23 AM)

You know you're old when your daughter's names are Leann, Leslie, Amy, and Sierra.... But they are starting to think they are:
Les-leann-Amy-LESLIE,
Leann-Leslie-Si-AMY,
A-Les-Sierra-LEANN,  And
Lesile-Amy-Le-Sierra-Leann-Am-YEAH-DAMN-YOU-SIERRA-WHOEVER-YOU-ARE!!




lusciouslips19 -> RE: You know your old when......... (12/23/2008 10:28:52 AM)


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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19


quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Neither have I, lushy!

[sm=bowdown.gif] Hail to the great God of Blowjobs. I'm not worthy!




*grins*

But lushy haven't you heard that we are the God and Goddess of Blowjobs!



Nah, Gwynnie said I'm the Saint of Blowjobs!



lusciouslips19 -> RE: You know your old when......... (12/23/2008 10:31:04 AM)


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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

I know I'm old cause I've done alot of things with it, but I have never smoked a cock.[:o]


Maybe you are old. Smoking Cock is another term for Giving Head just think about what soeone looks like when they take a drag of a cigarette now think about what someone looks like as they are pulling back while sucking a cock.

COCK SMOKER!!!

Steel

[>:] shup kid.




SteelofUtah -> RE: You know your old when......... (12/23/2008 10:37:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl

You know you're old when your daughter's names are Leann, Leslie, Amy, and Sierra.... But they are starting to think they are:
Les-leann-Amy-LESLIE,
Leann-Leslie-Si-AMY,
A-Les-Sierra-LEANN,  And
Lesile-Amy-Le-Sierra-Leann-Am-YEAH-DAMN-YOU-SIERRA-WHOEVER-YOU-ARE!!




This has NOTHING to do with age it's just once you have more than one child you find it difficult to remember which one usually pisses you off.

I was

Baniel
Danbrandiel
Dandon
Bran-dan-don-iel
and My Favorite

Look Here you little shit I don't care if I call you Fred when I call you you better fucking come.

I loved this one because I would come back to her and go. I heard someone calling for a Sam and I thought it might be you so I came as fast as I could.

I got Beat a LOT as a child I think that's why when I got older I decided to give it a try myself.

I see why my parents did it so often.

**I Kid,  I Kid, I doubt my parents enjoyed it when they did it. **

(Then again you never really know)

DAMN Now I have no idea how I'm gunna look mom in the eye this christmas.

Steel



persephonee -> RE: You know your old when......... (12/23/2008 10:39:00 AM)

Steel
you have cmail

perse



SteelofUtah -> RE: You know your old when......... (12/23/2008 10:40:41 AM)

Sweet I love those little things..... Specially when someone sent Nudes with them.

I perfer Nude Spread Eagle if anyone is shopping for things in my size.

Steel



SteelofUtah -> RE: You know your old when......... (12/23/2008 10:41:51 AM)

YOU LIED there was NOTHING there!!!!!

I feel Robbed.

Better make it two Pictures Hustler Style

Steel



persephonee -> RE: You know your old when......... (12/23/2008 10:43:12 AM)

jesus...NOW YOU HAVE MAIL.....



persephonee -> RE: You know your old when......... (12/23/2008 10:44:12 AM)

beaver shots cost you double cowpoke.



SteelofUtah -> RE: You know your old when......... (12/23/2008 10:45:37 AM)

See I already know this Joke I pay you double and I get a Picture of a Furry Woodland Creature ..... or maybe even a Picture of an Actual Beaver.

Steel



beargonewild -> RE: You know your old when......... (12/23/2008 11:01:09 AM)

Does that mean I can't dub you "Goddess of Blowjobs?"



beargonewild -> RE: You know your old when......... (12/23/2008 11:08:18 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

See I already know this Joke I pay you double and I get a Picture of a Furry Woodland Creature ..... or maybe even a Picture of an Actual Beaver.

Steel


Felt sorry for ya Steel so you have mail!



SteelofUtah -> RE: You know your old when......... (12/23/2008 11:14:57 AM)

Holy Shit

bear,

Now THAT is what I call a Zipper.

That is one Nasty Sum Bitch.

Steel



beargonewild -> RE: You know your old when......... (12/23/2008 11:16:46 AM)

LOL  figured you'd like!



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