khalya
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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or Skimmed it, I think I read it years ago. As rarely as I do this in a serious thread, I am going to mention a joke. Guy notices people breaking into his shed/garage/whatever, calls the police and they told him noone was available. He waited a couple minutes and called back and said "Never mind I shot them". Within two minutes there were nine cars, a helicopter, a SWAT team and dogs. They caught the perps I guess and ask the guy "I thought you said you shot them" to which he replied "I thought you said noone is available". When I was 13, a pizza delivery guy got robbed in front of my house. My dad called the police, and the operator said that she would need to speak to delivery guy. My dad hung up, and proceeded to watch the armed robbery occur. The operator called back, and told my dad that he was not supposed to hang up on the her, unless he gave out his information, and would he please give the phone to the delivery man. My dad informed the operator that the robbery was in progress, and he would have the delivery man call when he was done with being robbed. He then hung up for the second time. The operator called again, and asked to speak to the delivery guy, my dad replied "Your delivery guy is dead." The cops showed up immediately. After the cops showed up, they asked my dad why he didn't go out and stop the robbery. My dad informed them that his responsibility was to his children, and he had done his duty by calling them (My father was 55 years old at the time and physically unable to take on three armed men). When the police told him that it was illegal to lie to the operator, he told them it was illegal for her to behave in the manner that she did, and that perhaps they should find out who robbed the delivery guy, instead of interrogating him for doing what he was supposed to be doing. I put the conversation mildly, but my dad went off on those cops. He was my hero that day. Although he was upset to find out that we had been watching the action from an upstairs window, spying on his conversation from the stairwell!!!
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When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. -Jimi Hendrix Dreams and reality are opposites. Action synthesized them. -Assata Shakur A true revolutionary is guided by love. -Che Guevara
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