chiaThePet
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ORIGINAL: krayziebones I don't mean to toot my horn but i'm pretty well endowed... Ya think? My predicament stems from the fact that I possess a very large penis. A simple jaunt into the public sector entails an ensemble of proper planning that I might mingle among them without the stares, laughter and taunts most often reserved for those with rhinestone studded hip huggers, as they sashay with sweatered chihuahua on sequined leash. Oh the humanity. Most times I mask my curse by wrapping my penis in an upward spiral around my torso, a quick loop around one shoulder with the remainder lain across the upper back coming to rest on the opposite shoulder. Cumbersome, but viable. A surprising but welcome benefit of this particular masquerade, is the appearance of a much larger and more developed physique. Though it can be a double-edged sword as I garner smiles and winks from total strangers and passersby. This can become a predicament when a rather attractive member of tellable Dominance raises that commanding eyebrow arch of "come hither oh submissive one". The immediate effect of sudden attraction and surrender pulses quickly to my loins and the ensuing hulk-like transformation rises up from my groin, racing unbridled as trembling threads tear at weakened seams. Bulging buttons strain against the deafening screams of breathless, resistant fabric. And there, there upon the innocent shoulders of a man with a shuddering secret, lies the beast. Oh yes, it is how your mind reflects it. I become the bearer of, shoulder pads. That much maligned fashion faux pas which accompained the high hair of the eighties. Nary a care, except "are they square"? And she was, a maneater. For those of you too young to remember.............don't. There it is, the bane of my existence, an organ of embarrassment. Yet lovingly and sweetly paralleled with those whom find shoulder pads quite endearing. And somehow nothing else really matters, because just like Bruce was then, I'm still dancing in the dark. chia* (the pet)
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Love is a many splendid sting. You can stick me in the corner, but I'll probably just end up coloring on the walls.
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