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Why work? - 1/5/2009 8:41:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON: The guards locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK: You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called managers.

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RE: Why work? - 1/5/2009 8:45:34 AM   
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Status: offline 		Yeah, and getting fucked up the ass by "Bubba" is the icing on the cake.

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RE: Why work? - 1/5/2009 8:47:00 AM   
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Status: offline 		THAT's why I want to work!  I knew there was a reason.

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RE: Why work? - 1/5/2009 11:45:10 AM   
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RE: Why work? - 1/5/2009 1:31:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		Not in the Women's Prison...and you don't have to come home and clean, cook and check homework at night. 

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RE: Why work? - 1/5/2009 2:09:09 PM   
FourQ


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Status: offline 		That's a point.  Dunno about States-side but over here we're segregated though. 

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RE: Why work? - 1/5/2009 2:34:52 PM   
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RE: Why work? - 1/5/2009 2:57:23 PM   
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RE: Why work? - 1/5/2009 3:10:33 PM   
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RE: Why work? - 1/5/2009 3:34:14 PM   
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Not in the Women's Prison...and you don't have to come home and clean, cook and check homework at night. 

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LOL.  No, you don't have to worry about Bubba there, you just have to worry about that nasty bitch and her skanky friends who are about to gang-fuck you with  broomsticks and mop handles, if you don't give them your cigarettes.


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RE: Why work? - 1/5/2009 5:34:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		On the other hand if you are dominant enough you get to BE a Bubba, but  I like my freedom to go out to other places too much.

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RE: Why work? - 1/10/2009 12:19:20 PM   
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