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mnottertail -> RE: Funniest letter You recieved on CollarMe. (3/7/2006 5:11:36 PM)

I got on just today from Lagos or some such place, she went on about how cute I was (my fuckin' picture is posted on my profile, for christs sake). How she had read my profile and said we shared so many interests, and had really enjoyed my posts and give her my personal email and she could send a pic and we could start doin' the duty.......

Well, right then and there I laughed 'cause everybody here knows that I am saving for my Ghana slaves to send them some more money...

So I had to tell her that I was already tapped out.

Amazedly,
Ron




orfunboi -> RE: Funniest letter You recieved on CollarMe. (3/8/2006 5:53:51 AM)

ok, not sure if this counts cause it was an im and not an email, but.......

xxxxxxx: hi
orfunboi: who is this
xxxxxxx: a guy looking for sex from lansing MI
orfunboi: and you thought a lesbian in Detroit was your best bet....good luck, you'll need it
xxxxxxx: ok


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amaidiamond -> RE: Funniest letter You recieved on CollarMe. (3/8/2006 1:44:08 PM)

Its always interesting when they do not bother to read:

dia:what?
xxxxxxxx: is it you Mistress ?
dia: what are you talking about
xxxxxxxx: sorry i think i am at wrong girl
dia: too right
dia: i'm not your mistress
xxxxxxxx: too bad for me
xxxxxxxx: sorry
dia: and she would not be pleased that you don't know who she is

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