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beargonewild -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 5:35:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MisterMonster Heh. I dunno, I secretly think that a lot of lesbians just don't like the guy attached to the penis. That, like, if they were just a seperate animal, like Pokemon, quite a few women would enthusiastically collect them... Many lesbians I know simply hate men because of the penis!

ALAstella -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 5:39:12 PM)
Interesting to know that some people are merely living a 'hot fantasy'.

DarkSteven -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 5:40:55 PM)
Just wanted to point out that there is a brief scene in 9-1/2 weeks that contains this fantasy.

MisterMonster -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 5:49:58 PM)
At Bear: Eh, always an exception to everything.

Gwynvyd -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 5:51:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MisterMonster Heh. I dunno, I secretly think that a lot of lesbians just don't like the guy attached to the penis. That, like, if they were just a seperate animal, like Pokemon, quite a few women would enthusiastically collect them... Like, if you just took, a gigantic, oversized purple floppy phallus to the next lesbian bar, and just slopped it down on the bar, for better or for worse you would get a lot of reactions. Anyway, I'm rambling with no logic or purpose... chuckles Well being the token Lesbo Domme... I hate the assholes that come with the dicks some times. The ego, insecurity... well assholedness in general that comes with them is just too much to deal with. I like my dick uncomplicated. Try your best to speak civilly, be nice, and interesting..... dont bring your baggage. If you want breakfast I am sure you can find the grapefruit tree on your way out. Strap ons dont bug you with call after call... and they dont forget to call you. LOL As for the OP. I have dressed in drag (as a male complete with a strap on) and I have picked up a girl that way before in a gay bar. I love having a girl I know act as if it is our first time meeting... buying her a drink.... Dancing, and rubbing up against her... taking her home and doing horrible things to her... all under the guise of being a unknown stranger. Melissa Ethridge did a great song about this kind of play recently. WEG Gwyn

MisterMonster -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 5:58:09 PM)
Thanks, Gwyn! thumbs up

feydeplume -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 5:58:37 PM)
<-- still trying to picture walking around with a purple monster penis on her shoulder I guess if you have to have something on your shoulder (like a chip) then i guess a giant penis at least would get points for originality

MisterMonster -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 5:59:10 PM)
Indeed. Beats a monkey, though not by much.

feydeplume -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 5:59:57 PM)
and cleaner than a monkey that is beating....

DavanKael -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 6:06:04 PM)
Can't say I've rolled that particular one around but I'll give it a mental whirl. I couldn't pull off cross dressing in public; too curvy. Fantasy rocks; happy mental jaunting! :> Davan

MisterMonster -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 6:06:41 PM)
Well, that depends on the phallus, Fey.

feydeplume -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 6:09:00 PM)
ok now my imagination is starting to gross me out. ICKickUCKickICK!!!!!

MisterMonster -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 6:09:53 PM)
hahahahahha. The Monster striketh!

GreedyTop -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 6:13:14 PM)
HEY!! Whats wrong with Monkeys!! points at sigline

Gwynvyd -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 6:14:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DavanKael Can't say I've rolled that particular one around but I'll give it a mental whirl. I couldn't pull off cross dressing in public; too curvy. Fantasy rocks; happy mental jaunting! :> Davan I am Jessica Rabbit curvaceous and it worked fine for me.. you dont have to be "passable" and in a gay bar who cares ya know? ~ Fey, I have a purple monster ( non half flaccid) if you wanna borrow it. Monkeys are vile nasty creatures. Except for Greedy... Gwyn

GreedyTop -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 6:15:58 PM)
YAY!! adores Gwyn

feydeplume -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 6:16:32 PM)
still in mild shock from the idea of the MONKEY using it, say on my ear or something shudder silicone Gwyn?

Gwynvyd -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 6:18:03 PM)
I fixed it! I did see!!!! hugs you Real monkeys... like the freakin spider monkey my mum got us kids are nasty vile creatures... Not you though! I loves you! Gwyn

YourhandMyAss -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 6:18:06 PM)
LOL No, I never fantasize that I am a man, being dominated by a man, that is stronger than me. quote: ORIGINAL: allthatjaz That your a male and that you get dominated hard by a man that is stronger than yourself? I think this is such a hot fantasy! It makes me want to X dress as a man and go into a gay club, though I think my feminine face may just give things away and thats before they get into my wide fronts and discover 'Ah shock horror' that I'm a female impostor! This must be a similar fantasy to guys that want to dress up as females and be dominated by one.

Gwynvyd -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 6:29:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: feydeplume still in mild shock from the idea of the MONKEY using it, say on my ear or something shudder silicone Gwyn? Silicone... actually purple.. the size of a pony. about 12 inches long... Coke Can thick. Set me back a bit when I bought it... I didnt know they came in that size. LOL I use it to scare the shit out of my subs.. but that hateful ol anteater stays in the drawer otherwise. You shoulda seen the look on my bitchboi's face when I whipped it out one night. Muhahahahahaha Gwyn

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