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Lashra -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 6:32:03 PM)
No sorry this fantasy doesn't do anything for me. ~Lashra

DragonLadysFire -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 6:33:15 PM)
No can't say I have...of ever will for that matter.

feydeplume -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 6:39:05 PM)
now that would be something to stuff your jeans with! or mine....

cjan -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 6:42:51 PM)
quote: I like my dick uncomplicated. Try your best to speak civilly, be nice, and interesting..... dont bring your baggage. As for the OP. I have dressed in drag (as a male complete with a strap on) and I have picked up a girl that way before in a gay bar. I love having a girl I know act as if it is our first time meeting... buying her a drink.... Dancing, and rubbing up against her... taking her home and doing horrible things to her... all under the guise of being an unknown stranger. Gwyn Not too much to expect, imo. Uncomplicated , civil, nice and interesting is a minimum, for both genders, I'd say. I knew you were my kinda girl ! As for your pick-up scene... can I watch ? [8D]

ALAstella -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 6:43:39 PM)
Well I saw this woman dressed up as a guy She had this long horn, big red eye I commenced to shaking and I said 'ooh ee' It looks like a penis eater to me It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple penis eater (One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple penis eater) A one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple penis eater Sure looks strange to me (this guy) Well it sat in the bar a bit like a monkey He said 'Mr Purple Penis Eater please don't eat me' She was a he with a voice so gruff Said I won't give you head 'cos you look so tough It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple penis eater (One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple penis eater) A one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple penis eater Sure looks strange to me (this guy) He/she said Mr Purple Penis Eater what's your line? He said it's eating purple penises and it sure is fine But that's not the reason why I came to land I wanna dom a woman dressed as a man It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple penis eater (One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple penis eater) A one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple penis eater Sure looks strange to me (this guy) Well he swung from the bar and he hit the ground He started to rock, rocking with the lesbians around It was a crazy ditty with a swinging tune Sing a boop boop aboopa lupa lom bam boom It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple penis eater (One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple penis eater) A one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple penis eater Sure looks strange to me (this guy) original Sheb Wooley Purple People Eater (1958)

feydeplume -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 6:45:51 PM)
wow I am in awe!

oceanwynds -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 6:48:28 PM)
No never had that fantasy nor thought of it. Only time I wanted to be a man was when I am outside walking in the woods..men don't have to squat.

Lockit -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 6:48:29 PM)
Stella... you made me laugh.. but I think I am scared too! ROFL...

SultryItalian -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 6:58:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MisterMonster Heh. I dunno, I secretly think that a lot of lesbians just don't like the guy attached to the penis. That, like, if they were just a seperate animal, like Pokemon, quite a few women would enthusiastically collect them... Like, if you just took, a gigantic, oversized purple floppy phallus to the next lesbian bar, and just slopped it down on the bar, for better or for worse you would get a lot of reactions. Anyway, I'm rambling with no logic or purpose... I'm a visual thinker...and... wow. I don't even know where to start with what I saw in my head as I was reading this. Pokemon. POkEMonnnn?!?!?!? WHY?!!??!

MisterMonster -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 7:01:49 PM)
Because Scyther and Onyx rock, dude.

feydeplume -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 7:02:22 PM)
purple Pokemon ponderous penises....

SultryItalian -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 7:03:31 PM)
I'll have what you're having, Monster. ;)

girlygurl -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 7:07:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Many lesbians I know simply hate men because of the penis! Well Sir Bear... that would explain why I'm not a lesbian. I lurvs the penis [:D]

beargonewild -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 7:09:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: girlygurl quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Many lesbians I know simply hate men because of the penis! Well Sir Bear... that would explain why I'm not a lesbian. I lurvs the penis [:D] Well girly...I confess I do too...shhhhhhhhh

girlygurl -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 7:11:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd I have dressed in drag (as a male complete with a strap on) and I have picked up a girl that way before in a gay bar. I love having a girl I know act as if it is our first time meeting... buying her a drink.... Dancing, and rubbing up against her... taking her home and doing horrible things to her... all under the guise of being a unknown stranger. Gwyn THUD! OK Gwyn, I think I'm in lust with you after reading this.... yep, I is in lust with you. sigh

Gwynvyd -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 7:14:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: feydeplume now that would be something to stuff your jeans with! or mine.... chuckles My poor girl near about fainted when I let her riffle through the toy chest. She came across that monster.. and she actually went pale. Poor baby. I have only known one sub that could handle it.. and he was a seriously hardcore pain slut. My BBC is bad enough... Gwyn

Gwynvyd -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 7:18:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan quote: I like my dick uncomplicated. Try your best to speak civilly, be nice, and interesting..... dont bring your baggage. As for the OP. I have dressed in drag (as a male complete with a strap on) and I have picked up a girl that way before in a gay bar. I love having a girl I know act as if it is our first time meeting... buying her a drink.... Dancing, and rubbing up against her... taking her home and doing horrible things to her... all under the guise of being an unknown stranger. Gwyn Not too much to expect, imo. Uncomplicated , civil, nice and interesting is a minimum, for both genders, I'd say. I knew you were my kinda girl ! As for your pick-up scene... can I watch ? [8D] chuckles Honey if you go to India Bazzar and pick up a couple of cans of Raj Tandorri and send them to me you can watch what ever you wanna watch! Gods I cant wait to not be pregnant and be able to play out that scene with my girl. She is so little that I can lift her up, and have my way with her against a wall with out the whole preggie tummy. I can not wait till I dont have to take it easy and be so gentle anymore. TBL would be a good pick up place. Muhahahaha ( it has been in the past) Gwyn

Vendaval -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 7:23:42 PM)
The specific fantasy mentioned in the first post does not appeal to me. If I were to cross-dress in public and go into a club that would still be in a dominant or neutral observer role.

Catgirl711 -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 7:28:15 PM)
I have many times. I think that's why I like yaoi so much mmm.... yaoi

Gwynvyd -> RE: Any fems ever had this fantasy? (1/14/2009 7:40:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: girlygurl quote: ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd I have dressed in drag (as a male complete with a strap on) and I have picked up a girl that way before in a gay bar. I love having a girl I know act as if it is our first time meeting... buying her a drink.... Dancing, and rubbing up against her... taking her home and doing horrible things to her... all under the guise of being a unknown stranger. Gwyn THUD! OK Gwyn, I think I'm in lust with you after reading this.... yep, I is in lust with you. sigh Big Smiles That made my night! huggles Are you going to the wedding? Oh BTW the songs... Both off of the Lucky album.. Kiss Me is the bar song, and Secret Agent is one that was attributed to me. I looked on youtube and none of them are good sound quality. sighs Or I would have linked them here. Gwyn

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