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angelikaJ -> For all who missed the memo... (1/18/2009 6:07:40 AM)

According to PETA, fish are now categorized as "sea kittens".

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=99249669&sc=nl&cc=es-20090118


edit because my brain was still sleeping when i wrote this.



thishereboi -> RE: For all who missed the memo... (1/18/2009 6:17:41 AM)

Words escape me...this has got to be one of the strangest things they have come up with.

I will have to go eat a kitty sandwich and get back to you on this one.



housesub4you -> RE: For all who missed the memo... (1/18/2009 6:27:49 AM)

Great another litter box to empty, 

It won't be so bad if PETA didn't put down real kittens every year, or if the person in charge didn't use insulin created from testing done on animals

""Most parents would never dream of spending a weekend torturing kittens for fun with their families, but hooking a sea kitten through the mouth and dragging her through the water is the same as hooking a kitten through the mouth and dragging her behind your car," Byrne says."

Man talk about somebidy who needs to get laid, Jeez how much free time to they have to waste it coming up with ideas like this?  I doubt I could reel in a fish at say 20- 30 MPH,  



GreedyTop -> RE: For all who missed the memo... (1/18/2009 7:36:45 AM)

*speechless*



LadyHibiscus -> RE: For all who missed the memo... (1/18/2009 8:05:44 AM)

Sea KITTENS? 

Trying to picture a great white shark as a kitten.... [sm=anger.gif]



Raechard -> RE: For all who missed the memo... (1/18/2009 8:31:30 AM)

Is there a higher instance of fish abuse than cat abuse because this would only make sense if that were the case. I think most fish owners treat them fairly well i.e. you don't often hear of fish abuse to the same extent you hear of the abuse of other animals people own. Maybe there is a lot of fish abuse going on undetected.



GreedyTop -> RE: For all who missed the memo... (1/18/2009 8:37:29 AM)

I wonder if it's considered abuse that I havent replaced my male betta, and the girl is alone in her tank.  Or that one of my fancy golds keeps getting saltwater baths (he has recurring swim bladder issues).



SteelofUtah -> RE: For all who missed the memo... (1/18/2009 8:54:34 AM)

**Trying to catch Breath**

Okay Okay okay, So let me get this right. Fish are Sea Kittens...... Okay So since I fish and am okay with fishing and usually fish in Places where the fish are transplanted for the purpose of fishing does this now mean I can Fish for ACTUAL Kittens?

Wasn't it in Young Einstein that they were making Kitten Pot Pies?

I mean who what the Brain Child behind this idea I think they should be euthanized.

Steel



LadyHibiscus -> RE: For all who missed the memo... (1/18/2009 9:01:27 AM)

Oh, man, Steel, now I am remembering Kitten Poker from BtVS!!



simpleplan2 -> RE: For all who missed the memo... (1/18/2009 9:03:29 AM)

Remember that scene?  That was one of their funnier moments.  I still miss that show.



Gwynvyd -> RE: For all who missed the memo... (1/18/2009 10:00:45 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah



I mean who what the Brain Child behind this idea I think they should be euthanized.

Steel


I gotta agree with ya on that one.

are cows now going to be called "Grass Gerbils" WTF?

Leave my food chain the fuck alone will ya. God gave me the opposable thumb so that I could grasp a club, and subdue the food type animals and eat the wee little bastards.

He did not give me the opposable thumb to lift a salad fork.
~ Though I do that on occasion.

Gwyn,
who could not find the Dennis Leary "Animal auditions" skit from No cure for cancer.



SteelofUtah -> RE: For all who missed the memo... (1/18/2009 11:14:51 AM)

I am goingout this VERY minut and getting a Shirt with a Cow on it and the Lable Grass Gerbils.

Oh My God I woke my Midget Laughing at this.

Gwyn You and I ..... How about a Sea Kitten and Grass Gerbil Dinner when you going to make it out to Utah.

Steel



MasterG2kTR -> RE: For all who missed the memo... (1/18/2009 11:32:47 AM)

I think Dog Fish are going to have a serious conflict with this label, and what about Catfish? Are they now Kittenfish??  When you go to a restaurant how can you order Surf & Turf?? [sm=wtf.gif]



Daddysredhead -> RE: For all who missed the memo... (1/18/2009 12:06:51 PM)

I heard about this on the radio last week.  What a crock of kitten shit.  I don't even eat fish, but calling them "sea kittens" wouldn't deter me from chowing on them if I were so inclined.



SteelofUtah -> RE: For all who missed the memo... (1/18/2009 12:15:01 PM)

Actually Sea Kitten sounds more appetizing than Cod or Halibut I think I will order Sea Kitten next time I go to the Butcher at the Market.

Steel



TheHeretic -> RE: For all who missed the memo... (1/19/2009 10:41:51 AM)

    "Sea Kittens," huh?  I like it.  I'm going to use it.  But will it mean my cat is now a cannibal?



scifi1133 -> RE: For all who missed the memo... (1/19/2009 11:03:52 AM)

well guess I'll be eating kitten n chips here in a minute.
As long as it's as good as grass gerbels I should be fine.
PETA what a crock of shit.



LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: For all who missed the memo... (1/19/2009 11:07:44 AM)

A helpful link:

http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html



hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: For all who missed the memo... (1/19/2009 11:18:21 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

are cows now going to be called "Grass Gerbils" WTF?



2 things here.
 
1.)  Please - PLEASE - give a "do not drink while reading this thread" warning, why doncha?  I now have to clean my keyboard.
 
2.)  Damnit, it's lunchtime, I haven't eatten yet, and suddenly I'm craving Surf-n-Turf.....



Asherdelampyr -> RE: For all who missed the memo... (1/19/2009 11:26:06 AM)

How bad must your administration be in the toilet when a 12 year old girl can refute your entire stance with one sentence?

"I don't see fish as sea kittens; I see them as food," says 12-year-old Chastity Haskins.


ETA just checked out the site, they have a "create-a-sea-kitten" part, where you can give your "seakitten" a water dish, yaknow... in case he gets thirsty



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