piratecommander -> RE: britain wants guns back (1/24/2009 10:46:11 AM)
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ORIGINAL: thishereboi Of course I still can't figure out why anyone cares if you have guns over there I would love to own and carry a gun , especially a nice big shiny one that looks really scary and fires those bullets that explode inside wankers that try to fuck with me,killing them very slowly in excruciating agony , but I'm not sure I could afford enough ammo, theres a LOT of wankers about trying to fuck with people out there. Mind you there'd be a new market for slaughter paraphernalia . and a lot of unemployed ex Woolworths staff in need of jobs selling stuff on the high street,I could always approach the Princes trust for a loan and go into busines selling killing kit,then there'd be no one left to run the first tribal council of the re-established "Nations Of Crazy Celts" so I'd be in power ! (unless someone shot me of course then you'd get someone as crazy as me but faster and more accurate.......) Yes I know it sounds hypocritical of ME .... the business of colaborating with the Princes Trust (mind you he speaks fluent Welsh does the "Prince of Wales"....... when he's reading from a phonetic script) , but if they don't hand over the cash , I could always ice the fuckers and steal it ,errrrrr ,I mean "donate it to a worthy cause" (just like Robin Hood really) and besides which its our money any way etc etc So...... basically thishereboi,amongst other reasons why anyone cares,because they are scared of (amongst other things) mad bastards like me being able to arm and **** *** ******** ! (censored to avoid a treason charge) Pirate to prevent possible "misinterpretation" please switch on your sense of humour prior to digesting this post
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