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Prostate Exams - 1/22/2009 7:22:08 AM

FourQ

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Prostate exams are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite humourous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients while he was performing their exams

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of all..

13. "Could you write a note for my wife and tell her that my head is not up there?"

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RE: Prostate Exams - 1/22/2009 4:29:43 PM

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~falls out of the chair~

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RE: Prostate Exams - 1/22/2009 4:32:06 PM

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10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

oh man!

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RE: Prostate Exams - 1/22/2009 8:48:51 PM

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Doc you got your whole fist up there???

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RE: Prostate Exams - 1/22/2009 10:16:35 PM

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In some countries you really do need that note for your Wife.

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RE: Prostate Exams - 1/23/2009 3:36:58 AM

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Oldies, but still goodies!

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RE: Prostate Exams - 1/23/2009 7:07:52 AM

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I love it.

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RE: Prostate Exams - 1/23/2009 7:15:51 AM

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hahaha.. its nice..being a woman..that has had to deal with all the awful things women have to deal with... to see a bit of what its like for a man

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RE: Prostate Exams - 1/23/2009 8:24:09 AM

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9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

Careful, the Dr. may start trying to fist you.

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RE: Prostate Exams - 1/23/2009 8:45:57 AM

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9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

Careful, the Dr. may start trying to fist you.

Or he may try to pretend he's a ventriliquist and you're his dummy...

Ouch!

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RE: Prostate Exams - 1/23/2009 9:29:15 AM

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once upon a time, my first husband was in the navy. he was a corpsman, working with the marines. one day, when they were doing annual physicals, they had a very irriated young marine come in. he didnt want the doctor touching him in ANY way, and was especially offended that he was going to be subjected to the prostate exam.

his sergeant finally had to order him to drop trou. he did, still protesting. the doctor silently opened the door while snapping on his glove. the corpsmen outside watched, and one entered the room, also putting on a glove. the protesting marine was bent over, rump pointed towards the doorway.

the doctor put one hand on the marine's hip, the corpsman put his hand on the other hip, and the doctor slid two fingers of his other hand home. the marine screamed and jumped OVER the table. he spun around to start cussing the doctor who told him "you arent going to bitch about your exam again, are you." he didnt.

the other corpsmen were holding each other up laughing in the hallway. this wasnt the FIRST time that doctor had had to pull that particular stunt with know-it-all privates.

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