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NorthernGent -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/25/2009 2:33:41 PM)
"Not talking this morning?" "No, I'm reading the newspaper........and you've ruined my life and I hate you, you bitch" Sometimes a man just needs peace and quiet.

everhope -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/25/2009 3:10:00 PM)
not saying any thing first thing in the morning would make me squirm.

thornhappy -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/25/2009 3:22:59 PM)
I had to train some coworkers that I'm not into talking before the oatmeal and caffeine fix.

dcnovice -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/25/2009 3:26:17 PM)
"So what are the symptoms of herpes again?"

kristileigh -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/25/2009 3:28:17 PM)
Honey did I tell you.......................... never good means something needs to get done soon and the sooner the better.(like yesterday)

manxcat -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/25/2009 3:30:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick I'm thinking, "what's your name again?" would not be good... if they don't know your name, they don't get to stay until sunrise. Sheesh. Everybody knows that, it's in the handbook. Cali actually i am the one likely to be saying that, usually when i should not even have gone, much less stayed [:)] manxy

sirsholly -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/25/2009 3:32:11 PM)
"Do you have any plans for today?" Meaning...here is the honey-do list.

CatdeMedici -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/25/2009 3:41:19 PM)
1. Do you have any itch cream, I cant seem to get rid of this pesky rash 2. you hit like a girl 3. I dropped your mother's urn 4. I dont know how to make coffee

windchymes -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/25/2009 3:48:51 PM)
Mom, I'm supposed to bring 3 dozen cupcakes to school today. Mom, the dog had diarrhea all over the Nintendo! (True stories)

StrictnSaucy -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/25/2009 4:04:55 PM)
I know you said ........... but, Mama, are you happy? always to be followed with a I did this or I did that (and the this and that are not likely to make me happy) Honey we need to ........... always a reminder of stuff I dont want to deal with (go to dinner with neighbours, file tax returns, book flights to a family wedding I dont wish to attend and the list goes on)

LeMis -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/25/2009 4:55:18 PM)
Promise you won't be mad, but... [;)]

ALAstella -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/25/2009 5:17:29 PM)
"I erm.. well.. you know.. kind of...well actually it's a case of... you know.. erm.. um.. well.. what can I say?

jlf1961 -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/26/2009 12:52:15 PM)
How bout: You do know I love you, right? Or How much do you love me?

Vendaval -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/26/2009 2:33:33 PM)
Remember your favorite cashmere sweater? It is now 4 sizes too small after coming out of the dryer. No, the laundry did not get done. You have no clean socks or underwear. I dropped the toothpaste in the toilet before I flushed it. The dog jumped the fence, chased the mail carrier and got pepper sprayed in the face. What should I do? There is a US Marshall at the front door with official looking papers for you that require a signature and photo ID. The neighbor's SUV is blocking our driveway so you need to call them and tell 'em to move it out of the fucking way so I can get to work in time for the staff meeting. The lab called and you have to go back for a second mammogram because your breast tissue is so dense. They need to squeeze your boobs even harder between those plates to get a clear picture. Why are you breathing so hard and holding your hands over your breasts and crying?

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/26/2009 3:04:55 PM)
I do not want to hear ppl talking about balls or shuving there arms up somones but and looseing there watch like a Dr did ones that is a true story but still i do not want to hear that during morning coffee or for that matter at any mail or snack or drink time yuck

DesFIP -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/26/2009 3:20:05 PM)
Don't be judgmental means the other person is proposing to do something that no one with any morality or decency would do and wants to get away with it scot free.

Phoenixpower -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/26/2009 4:30:32 PM)
When I was in my first traineeship I had the "fortunate luck" to have 3 weeks annual leave at the same time when my dad was unexpectedly at home ...oh it was hell...one of his 3 first regular comments - 1 of them I don't remember anymore, but the two others - were "make me coffee" and "tidy up the kitchen" and at 4th or 5th comment I then received finally a "Good morning"....yeah..if you wanna piss me off then start the day with the to-do list...indeed. But it was also the same when I came home from school or work and got bombarded straight away about chores I have to do...for heaven's sake let me breath at first once I get home, ok??? At some point my mum avoided those manners with simply leaving me her f****** to-do-list in writing on the stairs....that's really one of the reasons I would never ever consider to live in the same house as my parents (we have 3 flats in that house) as I would always get those bloody lists from her... Should put to-do-lists on my hard limit...maybe I better go and let my date know lol [8\|]

jen182 -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/26/2009 5:14:36 PM)
ring ring roll over...find glasses struggle to read caller id......what mom......oh im sorry jen....do you know where i put my bank card rolls eyes no mom......brief silence.....can you look for it today...yeah sure mom... in other words get up find bank card call mom back tell her where she left it....or get called every ten minutes to hear the same conversation lol o well i love my mom anywayz

scifi1133 -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/26/2009 5:23:05 PM)
answering phone you know your supposed to be in court this morning right? me-shit

jlf1961 -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/27/2009 5:01:07 AM)
Ring fumble for phone, "Jeff, do you know where the car keys are?" "where are you?" "in the kitchen looking for the car keys" "you are calling on the cell phone?" "yeah, why?" "Why the hell didnt you come to my room to wake me and ask that?" "Shadow wouldnt let me get to your room" "Good dog, look in your jacket and..... click"

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