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sirsholly -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/27/2009 5:37:46 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: scifi1133

me-shit


don't call yerself that, Sci.

allow US to do it for you!




Dnomyar -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/27/2009 5:43:32 AM)

I see that cali has never been drinking in a bar.

1. Remember when you told me not to.
2. I swear that I won't do it again.
3. Did you really want that.
4. My mother is comming to stay for a few(many) days.




sunshinemiss -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/27/2009 5:55:08 AM)

You know those pills I take?




sirsholly -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/27/2009 6:10:48 AM)

"All schools are closed today" shit




DesFIP -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/27/2009 6:27:31 AM)

"Forecast says another foot of snow." Which of course is followed  by "snow closings". 




sirsholly -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/27/2009 6:29:02 AM)

*nods*

the conversation Jim is going to hear when he wakes up is me trying to convince him to call off for his 3-11 shift.





Dnomyar -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/27/2009 6:47:46 AM)

Holly has her men on shifts?????




feydeplume -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/27/2009 7:38:33 AM)

Can i borrow one or two when you are done with em? I have some heavy cleaning i need to get done... I mean if they aren't too tired. Promise i'll feed them and give em back in good shape. *hopes*




sirsholly -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/27/2009 7:42:18 AM)

*snort*
the only thing Jim cleans are the remote keys [8|]




feydeplume -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/27/2009 8:42:54 AM)

Drat. well there goes that fantasy. back to the topic...

I can't find the TV. Did you hear noises last night?
The 'net is down and your mom wants those pictures sent as soon as possible
Here's the mail. there is something from the IRS in there and it's in a red envelope...




LaTigresse -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/27/2009 8:54:39 AM)

What do I not want to hear with my first cuppa? Words of any sort. Just give me some space, peace and quiet.

After that, I can handle ANYTHING!!![:D]




Vendaval -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/27/2009 3:20:06 PM)

The toilet is backed up again, the water heater exploded and the regular plumber is on vacation for 2 weeks.  We can pay for his assistant at half price and half training or go with the most expensive company in town that charges double the going rate.




wandersalone -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/28/2009 4:13:31 AM)

it's not you it's me (which translates to YOU are not a good fit for ME)






scifi1133 -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/28/2009 4:48:59 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: scifi1133

me-shit


don't call yerself that, Sci.

allow US to do it for you!

sure no problem lmao.




jen182 -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/28/2009 6:07:10 AM)

hey so-n-so is coming over today
me:why?
well they want to take a shower thier pipes are froze
me:ok.....thinkin*great now i gotta put on more than a tank an shorts*




GimpinDenial -> RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear with morning coffee? (1/28/2009 1:35:03 PM)

The server crashed last night....
All we have left is instant coffee....
I smoked your last cigarette....




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