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RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear ... - 1/25/2009 2:33:41 PM   
NorthernGent


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RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear ... - 1/25/2009 3:10:00 PM   
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RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear ... - 1/25/2009 3:22:59 PM   
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RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear ... - 1/25/2009 3:26:17 PM   
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RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear ... - 1/25/2009 3:28:17 PM   
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RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear ... - 1/25/2009 3:30:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

I'm thinking, "what's your name again?" would not be good... if they don't know your name, they don't get to stay until sunrise.  Sheesh.  Everybody knows that, it's in the handbook.


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actually i am the one likely to be saying that, usually when i should not even have gone, much less stayed

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RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear ... - 1/25/2009 3:32:11 PM   
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RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear ... - 1/25/2009 3:41:19 PM   
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2. you hit like a girl
 
3. I dropped your mother's urn
 
4. I dont know how to make coffee
 
 

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RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear ... - 1/25/2009 3:48:51 PM   
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RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear ... - 1/25/2009 4:04:55 PM   
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Mama, are you happy? always to be followed with a I did this or I did that (and the this and that are not likely to make me happy)
Honey we need to ........... always a reminder of stuff I dont want to deal with (go to dinner with neighbours, file tax returns, book flights to a family wedding I dont wish to attend and the list goes on)

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RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear ... - 1/25/2009 4:55:18 PM   
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RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear ... - 1/25/2009 5:17:29 PM   
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RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear ... - 1/26/2009 12:52:15 PM   
jlf1961


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You do know I love you, right?

Or

How much do you love me?


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RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear ... - 1/26/2009 2:33:33 PM   
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RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear ... - 1/26/2009 3:04:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		I do not want to hear ppl talking about balls or shuving there arms up somones but and looseing there watch like a Dr did ones that is a true story
 
but still i do not want to hear that during morning coffee or for that matter at any mail or snack or drink time yuck

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RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear ... - 1/26/2009 3:20:05 PM   
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RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear ... - 1/26/2009 4:30:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		When I was in my first traineeship I had the "fortunate luck" to have 3 weeks annual leave at the same time when my dad was unexpectedly at home ...oh it was hell...one of his 3 first regular comments - 1 of them I don't remember anymore, but the two others - were "make me coffee" and "tidy up the kitchen" and at 4th or 5th comment I then received finally a "Good morning"....yeah..if you wanna piss me off then start the day with the to-do list...indeed.

But it was also the same when I came home from school or work and got bombarded straight away about chores I have to do...for heaven's sake let me breath at first once I get home, ok??? At some point my mum avoided those manners with simply leaving me her f****** to-do-list in writing on the stairs....that's really one of the reasons I would never ever consider to live in the same house as my parents (we have 3 flats in that house) as I would always get those bloody lists from her...

Should put to-do-lists on my hard limit...maybe I better go and let my date know *lol*

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RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear ... - 1/26/2009 5:14:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		*ring ring* roll over...find glasses struggle to read caller id......what mom......oh im sorry jen....do you know where i put my bank card *rolls eyes* no mom......brief silence.....can you look for it today...yeah sure mom...

in other words get up find bank card call mom back tell her where she left it....or get called every ten minutes to hear the same conversation lol o well i love my mom anywayz

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RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear ... - 1/26/2009 5:23:05 PM   
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you know your supposed to be in court this morning right?
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RE: What conversation starters do you NOT want to hear ... - 1/27/2009 5:01:07 AM   
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"Why the hell didnt you come to my room to wake me and ask that?"
"Shadow wouldnt let me get to your room"
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